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My Top 25 Guilty Pleasure Movies

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People who added this item 535 Average listal rating (337 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 4
I like this movie.
That's right.
I said it.

While I initially dimissed this king of kings of all crappy movies because of it's reputation, I have since then actually developed an affection towards this film.
Sure,
it's probably lives up to it's rep as the worst movie ever made,
but it's not without it's charm.
There are plenty of bad movies out there that are just bad and then that's it. No more to add.
But this film,
there's an instinctual level to it,
in which it feels like that there came a day when all the film-gods gathered together and decided to inspire a woman's cashmere sweater wearing B-film (okay, okay.....D-film.... and that's being generous) "director" to make a movie that's so bad, it can almost remind us that a big part of the concept of film-making is to just have fun. To "escape" into the process of making a movie as much as in the viewing.



Okay, maybe not everyone will get any kind of positive response from watching this train wreck of falling backdrops & bad acting (really bad acting), but you don't even have to watch it. Just knowing that it's there is enough. As a reminder that we can not have a day without a night. We cannot have the good without the bad.
We cannot have an Apocalypse Now without a Plan 9 From Outer Space.
To reminds us just how good movies can be if some of 'em can be this bad.

And to it's credit, considering the time it was made,
some of the effects are kinda amazing.
I mean, I don't know how they did it, but they actually made some of the props in this film look like they were made out of actual cardboard.
And this was before CGI.
Like way before.

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People who added this item 76 Average listal rating (37 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 5.3
RoboGeisha (2009)
Where does one even begin to describe this movie?

I guess you could start by saying that if one could imagine the concept of a cyborg geisha that could transform into a wall-clinging half battletank in order to fight a multi-tiered pagoda that transforms into a giant daikaiju-style rubber-suited robot
and then
if one could imagine fried shrimp being used as a deadly assassin's weapon
and then,
threw in every kind of Dali-esque type of violent Asian outrageousness possible,
then you might be able to capture a vague resemblance of a description for this movie.

I still have a hard time believing that I actually saw this film and that it wasn't part of some 'shroom-induced nightmare.

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People who added this item 37 Average listal rating (23 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.4
I love ABBA.

And sayin' that does not make my hardcore pimp-ass any less hairier.
So, you know....
Shut up.

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People who added this item 100 Average listal rating (61 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.7


Anyone else remember this space-faring, ice-stealing, Urich-starring, not-so-classical sci-fi 80's film-fare?
Anyone...?



Anyone....?




...Bueller...?
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People who added this item 230 Average listal rating (125 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.6
Hoffa (1992)


Okay, I know he got razzed alot for this performance, but I liked it a lot. When I look at footage of Jimmy Hoffa, Jack looks & sounds in this film alot like the infamously corrupted union leader.
But since I'm not only in the minority with this opinion, I'll just end my thoughts on this now so that the attention of anyone who reads this will disappear as as silently and quickly as Hoffa's body.
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People who added this item 98 Average listal rating (60 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.6
For the first time ever, Godzilla, Minilla, Mothra, Rodan, Gorosaurus, Anguirus, Kumonga, Manda, Baragon, and Varan, all together in one movie, kicking all sorts of ass with their big, floppy rubber feet (or any other appendages of like-minded floppy purposes).
And it's all because of those stupid aliens!
This is the original Monsters Versus Aliens epic,
not to mention, the battle royale of all battle royales! With cheese!
RUN!!!
Run for your lives!!!!


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The aliens are through klowning around (torturously kliche bad pun intended).
They're hungry for human flesh. Or in this case, human soup(?).
And so in order to satiate their appetites, they're taking out the big guns. Or in this case, the big balloon animals.

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People who added this item 65 Average listal rating (49 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.2
I remember this 'historical" disaster pic getting murdered by critics at the time of it's release.
But as a kid, I thought that as far as thriller escapist fares go, this movie, just like many of the other 70's diaster flicks of the time, was pretty bad-ass.
But, then again, this is coming from someone who, considering my age at the time, thought that stop-motion effects were the sh#t.

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People who added this item 130 Average listal rating (75 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 6.8
Boy.....



.... remember back when stop-motion was the sh#t?

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People who added this item 94 Average listal rating (54 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 6.6
Mothra (1961)
One of the things I liked about the Toho daikaiju was their ability to incorporate really cool and creative story-ideas into the middle of the rubbery cheese that was running amok thru the cardboarded streets and buildings of Nippon.
Mothra being my favorite example. Two tiny little beauties act almost as their familiars, who communicate telepathically with great godlike beast. Also, Mothra is usually treated as a Phoenix-like entity, in that every time it dies, it is soon resurrected as a giant egg, soon to hatch into it's larvae form (almost as equally formidable as it's adult moth stage).
For me, it's the over-all mythological slant that accompanies this particular kaiju that sets it apart from it's floppy-footed counterparts and therefore makes it one of my more favorites of the eastern-themed genre.

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People who added this item 252 Average listal rating (157 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.3
Them! (1954)
Ants.
Atomic radiation.
The process of mutation.
The desert.
You do the math.

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People who added this item 102 Average listal rating (59 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6
The Earth's populace must come to grips with it tendency of abundantly accumulating and disposing it's garbage as The King of All Monsters takes on a giant shambling mountain of red-eyed sludge that terrorizes the island of Japan by transforming itself into a flying smog-billowing force of pollution incarnate.
Kinda makes you want to start recycling, huh?

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People who added this item 772 Average listal rating (446 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.1
Flashdance (1983)
A steel mill welder by day, a sexy dancer by night,
Alex (short for Alexandra) is on a mission to make her dreams come true.
With determination that's fierce, a boyfriend who's her boss , and a pit bull that likes to watch, she's out to prove that she's a maniac.
On the dance floor, that is.

Flashdance is an early 80's dance flick.
A bad early 80's dance flick.
Really bad.
But, boy,
that Jennifer Beals......



what a feeling.
She's definitely what you'd call a guilty pleasure.
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People who added this item 123 Average listal rating (70 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 5
I gotta be honest with you guys....
this is only on this list b'cuz after watching this movie as a little kid,
I used to fantasize about having a 50 Ft. tall woman attack our hometown just so's I could have an excuse to look up her dress without getting in trouble.

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People who added this item 492 Average listal rating (328 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.9
When you look at all the destruction and chaos that Zues & Co. release down on our humble planet just outta petty jealousy and pride, it really reveals the truth behind the old saying, "The gods must be crazy".
While I'm not usually a big fan of movie remakes,
for me, the original Clash, is an excellent example of a classic that would greatly benefit from today's special effects technology.
I'd really like to see a lot of these old stop-motion flicks of yesteryear get the updated treatment that many of us as children could only dream of back when these films were first released.
But even with that said,
it doesn't change the fact that, as cheeseball as they were,
most of these ultra-fantasy originals will always hold a special place in my heart, basically just b'cuz they were a part of my childhood.
:o)

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The Martians have been naughty.
So for this particular yuletide year, they get a nice big ol' can of whoop-ass for Christmas from none other than Santa hisself.

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People who added this item 2672 Average listal rating (1830 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
It's bad enough when an innocent family finds themselves in the midst of the carnage and blood of a hidden coven of cravenous, murderous vampires,
but then on top of that, they also have to face the snake-cradling Selma Hayek and her absolutely formidable and absolutely perfect puppies.
Dracula can only wish that his will-sapping gaze was this hypnotic.



Now those are my kind of creatures of the night.
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People who added this item 135 Average listal rating (91 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.5
Teri Hatcher and Charlize Theron.



Now those are my kind of cats in a fight.
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People who added this item 215 Average listal rating (138 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.7
Initially, this movie had all the makings of big hit: a then up and comer Michael Pare, a very young and incredibly sexy Diane Lane, a bad-ass Flock Of Seagulls lookin' William Dafoe, a serious role for Rick Moranis, a cool soundtrack, all capped off with a script and direction by Walter Hill, the guy responsible for The Warriors, Southern Comfort and 48 Hours. Oh, and Another 48 Hours. And the '85 version of Bewster's Millions. And Supernova.....
*groan*
So I guess the moral of this rock'n'roll fable is "Tonight.... is what it means to be young."

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People who added this item 1200 Average listal rating (773 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.8
TRON (1982)
Before there was the Matrix,
there was TRON.
Okay,
so maybe there really isn't all that much as far as compelling story-line goes in this cyber-epic-fantasy. But, boy, those visuals were unlike anything we had seen before. The science of computer graphic effects were fully upon us and in a land not too far away, the force known as CGI was gestating to become the meat that would make the eyes of sci-fan's drool from here to the eternity of this genre's future.
Maybe I look upon this film with the nostalgic affection that held my young visual senses in a unblinking attention at the time, but it also represented of what was possible when man and modem meet.
I won't try to convince anyone out there that this is a great film on any level (especially since this was the same year the superior sci-fi world of Blade Runner was also released), but I do feel that it's a step in science fiction that was inevitable.
You are now entering the infinite possibilities of cyber-space. Not to mention the matrix of my own personal guilty pleasures.

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People who added this item 412 Average listal rating (266 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.4
The Blob (1988)
A movie about a big giant glob of pink snot that only gets bigger and bigger as the storyline progresses.
Could somebody hand me over a city-sized piece of tissue, please?

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People who added this item 706 Average listal rating (467 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.8
The Fog (1980)
There are a couple of reasons why I like this movie so much.
And they both have to do with Adrienne Barbeau.

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People who added this item 82 Average listal rating (52 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 6.9


Prince's ex-nasty girl, Vanity teams up with a dragon that can catch bullets with his teeth.
Sho-Nuff.
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People who added this item 82 Average listal rating (39 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.6
At first glance, this looked like a B-style action-flick that was just too goofy for me. But as I watched it, it became more like a movie that seem to sufficiently balance between the lines of well-crafted high-fantasy creditability and a comic-book-like story-line. And also at the same time, between epic wuxia style battle moves & cheesy yet energetically fun kung-fu camp.
And at the center, tying all these almost conflicting themes together are three high-flying colorful female warriors whose chemistry made it impossible for me not to fall in love with each one of them. This trio of hot Asian super-heroines who fight crime with such cool moves and kick-ass sultry outfits are so sexy, that it makes my pimp-ass want to do sumthin villainous just for the spanking.
Plus, I defy any one not to "loose their head" over the villianous Kau and his throwing "skull-cage" on a chain.



While I realize that this isn't really considered a maverick of this field,for me, the charisma between these well-rounded and distinct characters was enuff to hook me into this non-guilty guilty pleasure.

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People who added this item 343 Average listal rating (250 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 3.6
The Room (2003)
To be honest,
while the movies I've included on this list are worthy of mention as "favorites",
the truth is,
I really wouldn't pay to see any of 'em on the bigscreen.
With the exception of this film.
For me, The Room is the epitome of acting so SO bad, that it actually swings around to being not just good, but unforgettably classic.



It's a piece of cinematic crap-art that has been playing in theatres since it's initial release in 2003 and is still going. And the main reason for that is b'cuz it has developed a reputation as an audience-participating event.
It is now standard for movie-goers to quote or yell out responses to specific scenes,
or to even throw plastic spoons at the screen whenever a certain prop makes an appearance.
You will even spot a football being tossed back and forth from one side of the theater to the other during certain intervals.
In other words,
it's the straight person's answer to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

And to be honest,
isn't it about time we got one?
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Movies that are considered crappy yet I still like 'em.
A few of 'em probably even beyond a camp level.



Other lists by The Mighty Celestial:


My Top 20 Female Movie Bad-Asses http://www.listal.com/list/my-top-10-female

10 Movies That Feature A Dancin' Travolta In 'Em http://www.listal.com/list/my-list-9158

Can't We Be Dysfunctional Like A Normal Family? http://www.listal.com/list/dysfunctional-family-movies

A - Z
http://www.listal.com/list/ay-zee-my-favorite-films


My Favorite Movies By Genre:

WAATAAAH!! My Top 10 Favorite Martial Arts Flix!
http://www.listal.com/list/my-list-thecelestial

Science Fiction:
- When Aliens Attack ....Or At Least, Go Bad http://www.listal.com/list/aliens-attack-at-least-go
- Aliens Who Come In Peace http://www.listal.com/list/good-aliens
- Sci Fi Faves Of Like....Ever. http://www.listal.com/list/scifi-movies

Horror:
http://www.listal.com/list/my-top-ten-favorite-horror
- Run For Your Lives! My 25 Fave Giant Monster Films http://www.listal.com/list/my-top-10-favorite-giant

Comicbook:
- Superhero Movies http://www.listal.com/list/yep-am-huge-comicbook
- Non-Superhero Movies http://www.listal.com/list/my-favorite-nonsuperhero-comicbook-movies

My Top Favorite Westerns, Pard'ner http://www.listal.com/list/westerns-thecelestial

Romance:
- Romantic Comedies http://www.listal.com/list/my-top-30-romantic-comedies
- Straight-Up Romance http://www.listal.com/list/romance-movies

Animated:
- 3D http://www.listal.com/list/animate-this-my-favorite-animated
- 2D http://www.listal.com/list/my-favorite-animated-movies-thecelestial

Foreign:
- From Around The World http://www.listal.com/list/my-top-10-favorite-foriegn


Lists by decades:
20's
http://www.listal.com/list/10-20-my-fvaorite-films
30's:
http://www.listal.com/list/19301939-my-top-ten-favorite
40's:
http://www.listal.com/list/19401949-my-top-ten-favorite
50's:
http://www.listal.com/list/my-top-20-favorite-movies-thecelestial
60's:
http://www.listal.com/list/30-60s-my-favorite-films
70's:
http://www.listal.com/list/seventy-movies-70s
80's:
http://www.listal.com/list/my-favorite-100-films-80s
90's:
http://www.listal.com/list/films-from-the-1990s
00's
http://www.listal.com/list/200-first-decade-new-millennium
Of all time:
http://www.listal.com/list/150-favorite-movies

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Posted: 8 years, 2 months ago at Sep 22 5:18
I loved Hoffa, and I agree with you that it was a fine performance. It's a bit different from your other selections and I'm not sure why it's a guilty pleasure; but overall these are pretty good guilty pleasures!
Posted: 8 years, 2 months ago at Oct 13 20:41
I have Hoffa as a guilty pleasure, b'cuz, even though there are some who don't really have a problem,
over-all,
the general belief is that it's a film that's not very good, & Jack's performance is usually considered over-the-top.


Posted: 7 years, 7 months ago at May 17 3:57
Whenever Streets of Fire appears on cable, I couldn't resist. For the campy story and acting, and the music. Same goes to John Carpenter's 'They Live'.
Posted: 7 years, 2 months ago at Sep 18 12:34
I love Plan 9 as well and From Dusk to Dawn, Tron is one movie I am still really wanting to see however
Posted: 6 years, 11 months ago at Jan 3 10:46
Good stuff. I need to finally watch Destroy All Monsters.
Posted: 6 years, 9 months ago at Mar 3 0:59
Excellent list, although I wouldn't really call The Original Clash Of The Titans a "Guilty" Pleasure.
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at May 17 16:33
Nice list. I gotta agree with 1988 Blob. Shawnee Smith was showing signs of her hotness back then. Cheesy special effects but loved the movie. Loved Street of Fire as well. I havent seen it in forever. (Mental note look for Streets of Fire and The BLob next time Im at the store...lol)
Posted: 6 years, 5 months ago at Jul 17 19:20
Love the list! And looking at pictures from Flashdance takes me back. It came out when I was in high school (I'm showing my age here) and my best friend and I thought it was the sh!t. :-)
Posted: 6 years ago at Nov 28 10:50
Nice List. I have wanted to check out Plan 9, but I am not sure if I could make it all the way through it.

I used to watch Ice Pirates on cable all the time and enjoyed it.

I have seen parts of Hoffa, but not watched the whole thing yet. It seemed like a pretty good movie from what I saw of it.

I was unable to sit through Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

From Dusk Til Dawn has got to be the ultimate MacGuffin. That is what Hitchcock called a device or plot element that catches the viewer's attention and drives the plot. The viewer thinks it is important to the story, but it really isn't. In this movie, the whole first half about the sciopathic brothers on the run from the law is totally irrelevent when we discover this is actually a vampire story.

I finally watched Tron for the first time and didn't think much of it. Maybe if I had watched it 20 years earlier, I may feel differently about it.
Posted: 5 years, 5 months ago at Jun 28 10:01
Where is "Manos: The Hands of Fate" ?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/
Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Jul 18 12:01
Your writing is,excellent my friend. I'm looking at this list whilst on the bus and your use of 'bueller' made me laugh out loud and look like an idiot :). I hope you've written some reviews because i think they would be a cut above most I've seen on here.
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Sep 17 21:57
Ah, Streets of Fire. A guilty pleasure in America, and a heavily-acclaimed film in Japan. No really, it's a huge hit in Japan. And as serious as Rick Moranis' role of Billy Fish is, he somehow manages to have a funny scene by complaining under his breath that he's not a "s**t-head".
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at Sep 13 12:24
Most films here are pretty awesome, nothing to feel "guitly" about it. I know I have never felt guilty about watching any John Carpenter film, much less The Fog.
Who is the jackass who said Plan 9 From Outer Space is the worst film ever made? Is it worse than any of the Michal Bay Transformers? Than The Schumacher Batman? Mortal Kombat: Annihilation? The Resident Evil series? Most Adam Sandler's so-called comedies? Or Rob Schneider's? I can name 100 films much worse than anything that Ed Wood ever did.
Tron is a classic, just like Godzilla. I just think that those more "kid-friendly" sequels are indeed guilty pleasures, but those films that he's just a destruction machine, are great.
And finally, any film that Ray Harryhausen has worked on should never be a guilty pleasure either. He was a genious, and I'll see any film with his special effects any time.
Edit: 4 years, 3 months ago
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at Sep 13 19:26
There's nothing at all wrong with this list. I prefer the original "Blob" with Steve McQueen, and have never seen "The Room," but I'm down with the balance!
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Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at Sep 13 23:12
Gotta give the vote cause of The Room.
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at Sep 14 4:08
You had me at Flashdance....
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Oct 4 14:31
I LOVE the inclusion of Santa Claus Vs. The Martians! Not seen that since I was about 7, but we used to watch it every Christmas on our good old taped from the telly Beta-Max video!

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