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1. Blast Corps - Nintendo 64

Dump truck on the moon.

486

8.5

2. Super Mario Bros. - Famicom and NES

Can’t jump over the flagpole.

CelShader's rating:

468

8.4

3. Resident Evil 2 - PlayStation

Zombies take over Midwestern town.

346

8.1

4. Resident Evil 3: Nemesis - PlayStation

Nemesis has no social skills.

405

8.2

5. Resident Evil - GameCube

Zombie shark’s gonna eat you.

CelShader's rating:

734

8.4

6. God of War - PlayStation 2

Kill everything without wearing pants.

CelShader's rating:

514

8.6

7. God Of War II - PlayStation 2

Zeus is such a choad.

CelShader's rating:

109

7.5

8. Mega Man - Famicom and NES

Guts Man beats Cut Man.

267

8

9. Street Fighter II - Super famicom and SNES

Ryu wins, but doesn’t care.

CelShader's rating:

181

7.7

10. Castlevania - Famicom and NES

Dracula can’t take a hint.

530

8.2

11. The Legend of Zelda - Famicom and NES

It’s dangerous to go alone!

CelShader's rating:

1086

8.5

12. Final Fantasy VII - PlayStation

Sephiroth kills Aerith; everybody cry.

88

7.7

13. Prince of Persia - PC Games

Princess rescued within the hour.

CelShader's rating:

768

7.8

14. Halo 3 - Xbox 360

Not another effing Flood level!

CelShader's rating:

119

8

15. Pac-Man - Arcade

Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka.

CelShader's rating:

1327

7.8

16. Final Fantasy X - PlayStation 2

Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka.

CelShader's rating:

435

8.5

17. Silent Hill - PlayStation

Skinless dog in the fog.

459

8.4

18. Silent Hill 2 - PlayStation 2

Shiba Inu rules the world.

264

7.1

19. Zelda II: The Adventure of Link - Famicom and NES

What’s this side-scrolling shit?

5

7

20. Dark Stalkers - PlayStation

Street Fighter, but with monsters.

63

6.9

21. Ghosts 'N Goblins - Famicom and NES

Quit gettin’ naked around zombies!

502

8.2

22. Donkey Kong Country - Super famicom and SNES

Apes love insane barrel cannons.

231

7.7

23. Ratchet & Clank - PlayStation 2

Robot on my back, what?

CelShader's rating:

781

8

24. Gears of War - Xbox 360

Chainsaw bayonet never gums up.

CelShader's rating:

51

5.8

25. Peter Jackson's King Kong - Xbox 360

Kong dies at the end.

338

8.2

26. DOOM - PC Games

Why are the demons pink?

512

7.2

27. DOOM 3 - PC Games

Put down flashlight to shoot.

CelShader's rating:

14

6.9

28. Dig Dug - Arcade

Pooka, Fygar meet pump, explode.

261

7.5

29. Jak And Daxter: The Precursor Legacy - PlayStation 2

Mouthy Ottsel never shuts up.

CelShader's rating:

37

6.6

30. The Goonies II - Famicom and NES

Ouch!! What do you do?

588

8.8

31. Metal Gear Solid - PlayStation

Snake! What happened? Snake! SNAAAAAKE!

CelShader's rating:

109

7

32. Metal Gear - Famicom and NES

I feel asleep!! Punch, punch.

CelShader's rating:

76

6.9

33. Dante's Inferno - Xbox 360

What the hell’s a “book?”

CelShader's rating:

162

7.2

34. Final Fantasy XIII - Xbox 360

Just a series of tubes.

CelShader's rating:

218

7.9

35. Star Fox 64 - Nintendo 64

Fox, do a barrel roll!

83

7.5

36. Chip 'N Dale: Rescue Rangers - Famicom and NES

That chipmunk’s got an apple!

9

5.2

37. Rumble Roses XX - Xbox 360

Muddy wrestler-girls look naked.

46

7.8

38. Alone in the Dark - PC Games

Needs more pockets than this.

12

5.6

39. FarmVille - PC Games

Updates clog Facebook’s news feed.

478

8.6

40. BioShock - Xbox 360

A man chooses; I obey.

CelShader's rating:

512

7.5

41. Assassin's Creed - Xbox 360

Eavesdropping on conversations gets boring.

CelShader's rating:

620

8.4

42. Grand Theft Auto IV - Xbox 360

Quit calling me about TEETEES!

CelShader's rating:

32

5.9

43. Conan - Xbox 360

Hey, that’s not Arnold Schwarzenegger!

42

8

44. Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30 - Xbox

Suddenly, covering fire is important.

CelShader's rating:

628

8.5

45. Resident Evil 4 - GameCube

Dr. Salvador wants your head.

CelShader's rating:

222

8.2

46. Professor Layton and the Curious Village - Nintendo DS

Robots know the best puzzles.

542

7.3

47. Dead Rising - Xbox 360

Shut your stupid mouth, Otis.

CelShader's rating:

490

8.2

48. Mass Effect - Xbox 360

This Mako has amazing suspension.

CelShader's rating:

365

8.5

49. Heavy Rain - PlayStation 3

Jason! Jaaason! JASON! Jason! Jaaason!

CelShader's rating:

11

4.7

50. Jaws Unleashed - PlayStation 2

Torpedo in mouth; now what?

Games in five words GO!
Contributors: Mikel Reparaz, Brett Elston, Eric Bratcher, Michael Grimm, Charlie Barratt
(List From gamesradar.com)

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Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Jun 17 9:53

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Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Sep 19 0:33

Hahaha had me laughing on a few of those. Good job, I love this.

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