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Footballers and their nicknames

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1. Ji Sung Park
"Three Lungs"

- Because of his exceptional stamina.
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Average listal rating (15 ratings) 7.5  
2. Roberto Baggio
"The Devine Ponytail"


"The Baby-Faced Assassin"


Average listal rating (1 ratings) 5  
4. Hans Jeppson
"The Bank of Naples"

- Because of his world-record transfer fee in 1952.

Average listal rating (10 ratings) 9.6  
5. Eusébio
"The Black Pearl"


"The Black Gazelle"
(Gacela Negra)


"Dave"

- Because his name is too complicated to pronounce

"The Butcher of Bilbao"

- Because of his tough-tackling reputation

Average listal rating (10 ratings) 8.7  
9. George Best
"The Fifth Beatle"

- Because of his superstar status

Average listal rating (9 ratings) 7  
10. Tomás Rosický
"Little Mozart"

- Because of his ability to 'orchestrate' the midfield.

Average listal rating (20 ratings) 7.8  
11. Carles Puyol
"Tarzan"

- Just look at the state of him.

Average listal rating (12 ratings) 8.6  
12. Dennis Bergkamp
"The Non-Flying Dutchman"
or
"The Iceman/IceBerg"

- Because of his fear of flying and cool finishing.

Average listal rating (17 ratings) 9  
13. Johan Cruyff
"The Saviour"

- Because of his influential impact on the game.

Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6  
14. Bernt Haas
"Vindaloo"

- Because of the pun on his name!

Average listal rating (1 ratings) 7  
15. Stuart Pearce
"Psycho"


Average listal rating (34 ratings) 7  
16. Fabio Cannavaro
"The Berlin Wall"

- Because nothing gets past him.

Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6  
17. Fitz Hall
"One Size"

- Because one size fits all!

Average listal rating (13 ratings) 7.4  
18. Gennaro Gattuso
"Braveheart"

- Because of his doggedness and time spent in the Scottish league.
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Average listal rating (23 ratings) 7.7  
19. Andrea Pirlo
"The Metronome"
or
"The Architect"

- Because of his playmaking attributes.

Average listal rating (43 ratings) 8.1  
20. Ronaldo
"The Phenomenon"
(Il Fenomeno)


Average listal rating (70 ratings) 7.8  
21. Lionel Messi
"The Messiah"
or
"The Atomic Flea"

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Average listal rating (9 ratings) 9.3  
22. Franz Beckenbauer
"The Kaiser"


Average listal rating (35 ratings) 8.3  
23. Pelé
"The King"
(O Rei)

"The Hands of Ecuador"
(Las Manos del Ecuador)

Average listal rating (2 ratings) 5  
25. Darren Anderton
"Sicknote"

- Because of persistent injury problems.

Average listal rating (9 ratings) 8.8  
26. Ruud Gullit
"The Black Tulip"
(Il Tulipo Nero)

Average listal rating (2 ratings) 5.5  
27. Ray Parlour
"The Romford Pele"

Average listal rating (8 ratings) 6.8  
28. Juan Sebastian Veron
"The Little Witch"
(La Brujita)

- His father's nickname was The Witch.

Average listal rating (8 ratings) 4.6  
29. Nicolas Anelka
"The Incredible Sulk"

- Because of his persistent moaning.

Average listal rating (12 ratings) 8.7  
30. Marco van Basten
"The Swan of Utrecht"


Average listal rating (2 ratings) 6  
31. Gilberto Silva
"The Invisible Wall"


"Hulk"

- Despite being broad-shouldered, he is named due to his likeness of Lou Ferrigno. His team in Japan also wore green shirts, the rest is history.

Average listal rating (1 ratings) 4  
33. Wolfgang Wolf
"Wolfy"


Average listal rating (10 ratings) 3.9  
34. Marco Materazzi
"The Matrix"


Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6  
35. Vladimir Jugovic
"Half The Squad"
(Mezzasquadra)


Average listal rating (7 ratings) 9  
36. Juan Riquelme
"The Lazy Wizard"

- Because of his measured playing style.

Average listal rating (1 ratings) 10  
37. Servet Çetin
"The Bear Strangler"
(Ayibogan)

- Because of his physical stature and reputation of playing through injuries.

Average listal rating (6 ratings) 9.5  
38. Lev Yashin
"The Black Spider"

- Because of his reflexes and black kit.

Average listal rating (7 ratings) 9.3  
39. Ferenc Puskás
"The Booming Cannon"
(Cañoncito Pum)

- Because of his addiction to scoring goals!

Average listal rating (1 ratings) 10  
40. Tostão
"Little Coin"
(Tostão)

- A common name for the 'little kid' in Brazil.

"Vampeta"

- A mixture of Capeta (The Devil) and Vampiro (The Vampire) in view of his good looks.

"El Niño"
(The Kid)

- He became club captain of Atlético Madrid at a very young age.

Average listal rating (14 ratings) 5.7  
43. Ashley Cole
"Ca$hley"

- He complained of being 'insulted' when offered a £55,000 a week salary by former club, Arsenal.

Average listal rating (1 ratings) 3  
44. Ronald Koeman
"Floquet de Neu"
(Little Snowflake)

- Named after the albino gorilla from Barcelona Zoo due to his light hair.

Average listal rating (35 ratings) 6.7  
45. Francesco Totti
"The Eighth King of Rome"
or
"The Gladiator"

- Because of his twenty year association with A.S. Roma

Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  
46. Robert Green
"England's Number 6"

- As a goalkeeper he would typically be number 1, but found himself as 6th choice in the England international team, despite less qualified and less experienced goalkeepers being picked in his place.

Average listal rating (296 ratings) 7  
47. David Beckham
"Golden Balls"

- A nickhame bestowed upon him by his wife, Victoria.

Average listal rating (2 ratings) 6.5  
48. David James
"Calamity James"

- Because of his many high-profile blunders in goal.

Average listal rating (29 ratings) 7.8  
49. Ronaldinho Gaúcho
"The One Man Show"

- Because he is football.

Average listal rating (7 ratings) 6  
50. Edgar Davids
"Pitbull"

- He was a tenacious marker and aggressive tackler.



A few nicknames that have amused or impressed me over the years.

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Comments

Posted: 2 years ago at Jun 12 12:02
and what about Maradona or Zidane? No cool nicknames?
Posted: 2 years ago at Jun 13 6:31
forlan is la bruja because he looks like a witch!hahaha!add him!
Posted: 2 years ago at Jun 13 12:57
I would, but it's too similar to Veron!
Posted: 2 years ago at Jun 13 21:47
Very good list, but there still so many more
Zinedine Zidane: The wizard, Zizou
Fernando torres: El niño
Iker casillas: ikerman
Robinho: O principe
Van Nystelrooy: VanGol
Carlos Tevez: El apache
Thierry Henry: Titi

I like this list
Posted: 2 years ago at Jun 14 2:35
I'm not a huge soccer fan but I very much enjoyed this list
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Jul 31 5:23
Thanks for the comments! Those nicknames are more affectionate or pet names though, I am trying to stick with more descriptive or comical nicknames. Though why is Vieri called Bobo?
Posted: 4 months ago at Feb 16 1:52
Francesco Totti, eighth king of Rome :)
Posted: 2 months, 2 weeks ago at Apr 1 6:57
That's a good one, thanks! Glad to have such a legend on the list.
Posted: 1 month, 1 week ago at May 9 18:27
One of these days you'll net a nickname as supreme as these, Gary Oak.

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