Lelaina: "He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers."
Lelaina Pierce: "I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives."
Troy Dyer: "And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke."
Troy Dyer: "Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water, or was it his in-depth analysis of Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?"
Troy: "There's no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a Quarter-Pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter become a cackle... and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt. "
Raoul Duke: "With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."
Dr. Gonzo: "I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the Fear"
Raoul Duke: "We can't stop here this is bat country."
Raoul Duke: "Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich."
Dawson: "Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place."
Tony: "So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?"
Mike: "I wanna dance!"
Slater: "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man"
Tyler Durden: "Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
Narrator: "I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."
Narrator: "When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks."
Mary Katherine Gallagher: "These are my breasts. They're so BIG. I need a bra to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're friends!"
Mary Katherine Gallagher: "Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and than I smell them like this!"
Father Ritley: "Mary Katherine, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?"
Mary Katherine Gallagher: "I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass."
Nun: "You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?"
Loki: "No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "
Azrael: "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater,than central air."
Loki: "Whose house? Run's house! I said whose house? Run's house! Martin! Martin!"
Susanna: [narrating] "Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl,interrupted."
Susanna: "Maybe everyone out there is a liar. And maybe the whole world is stupid, and ignorant. But I'd rather be in it. I'd rather be fucking in it, than down here with you."
Lisa: "You think you're free? I'm free! You don't know what freedom is! I'm free. I can breathe. And you will choke on your average fuckin' mediocre life!"
Randy: "It's the millennium, motives are incidental."
Randy: "There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex."
Randy: "BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs."
[crowd cheers and raises their bottles]
Randy: "The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back."
Stu: "I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?"
Randy: "Yeah, sure."
Stu: "I'll be right back."
Randy: "See, you push the rules and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife."
Chuckie: "Look - you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat; now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you."
Sean: "Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself."
Sean: [to his class] "See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."
Sean: "You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."
Pearl Madison: "I'm only human, man."
Leland: "It's funny how people only say that after they do something bad. I mean, you never hear someone say, "I'm only human" after they rescue a kid from a burning building."
Albert T. Fitzgerald: "I recall when our lives were unusual and electric. When we burned with something close to fire. But now we sway to a different rhythm. Lives lived without meaning or even directed hope. The passage of time measured only by loss. Loss of a job, loss of a minivan... a son."
TV Reporter: "Why did you do it, Leland?"
Leland: "Because of the sadness."
TV Reporter: "What sadness? Whose sadness?"
Leland: "Your sadness."
Kate: [singing] "I hate Paris in the springtime. I hate Paris in the fall. I hate Paris in the summer when it sizzles. I hate Paris in the winter when it drizzles. I hate Paris, oh why oh why do I hate Paris? Because my love is there... with his SLUT girlfriend."
Kate: [to Luc] "You'll become one of those hunchbacked, lonely old men, sitting in the corner of a crowded cafe, mumbling to yourself, "My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch."
Luc: "Why are you chasing after him after what he's done to you?"
Kate: "Because I love him! And I'm afraid that if he doesn't come back that I'll... it'll hurt so much that I'll just shrivel up and I'll never be able to love anyone ever again."
Luc: "You say that now, but... after a time, you would forget. First, you would forget his chin, and then his nose, and after a while, you would struggle to remember the exact color of his eyes, and one day you wake up and, pfft, he's gone: his voice, his smell, his face. He will have left you. And then you can begin again."
Clarence: "You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you're lying to me I'm gonna fuckin' die."
Elliot: "Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."
Clarence:"In Jailhouse Rock he was everything rockabilly's about. I mean, he is rockabilly. Mean, surly, nasty, rude. In that movie he couldn't give a fuck about nothing except rockin' and rollin', living fast, dying young and leaving a good-looking corpse."
Alabama: "Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis."
Patrick: "Mary, you want to go out sometime?"
Mary: "What? Are you going to take me out on your "scooter"?"
Patrick: "Come on, I'm like, totally adorable, besides, it would drive Hilary Faye crazy."
Mary: "I can't. I'm... not dating right now."
Patrick: "What about tomorrow night? Will you be dating then?"
Mary: "So everything that doesn't fit into some stupid idea of what you think God wants you just try to hide or fix or get rid of? It's just all too much to live up to. No one fits in one hundred percent of the time. Not even you."
Pastor Skip: "I know that, Mary."
Dean: "I know in my heart that Jesus still loves me."
Mary: "Why would God make us all so different if he wanted us to be the same?"
Cassandra: "Watch me. Watch me walkin' away. Watch me walkin' away from Jesus!"
Roland: [to Cassandra] "I don't want to be the guy who's with the girl because he needs her, I want to be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her."
Sam: "Hey, I recognize you."
Andrew Largeman: "Oh, did you go to Columbia High?"
Sam: "No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?"
Andrew Largeman: "Yeah."
Sam: "Are you really retarded?"
Andrew Largeman: "No."
Sam: "Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!"
Mark: "Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole."
Carol: "Mark, he's a knight."
Mark: "He's just a fast food knight."
Sam: "That's life. If nothing else, its life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have."
Sam: "He's defending me. He's my knight in shining armor."
Andrew Largeman: "Don't mention knights around Mark, it's a sore subject."
Mark: "I'm going to kill that motherfucker."
Andrew Largeman: "Pun intended?"
Kunu: "When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail."
Kunu: "I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish!"
Peter Bretter: "That's ridiculous."
Kunu: "That guy was me"
Dwayne the Bartender: "He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!"
Peter Bretter: "You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.'"
Sarah Marshall: "What are you doing here?"
Peter Bretter: "Came here to murder you" [laughs]
Brian: "You're my step-brother! We're not even blood! I have no qualms with sticking you! I will equalize you!"
Kemo: [after Peter kills the luau pig] "You can stop crying now. He's dead already."
Peter Bretter: "I'm not crying. YOU should stop crying."
Kemo: "I don't cry. I'm not a baby."
Peter Bretter: "Really? Because you look like a gigantic baby. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all."
Aldous Snow: [holding a single sandal] "I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right..."
Peter Bretter: [Drunk and waving a cocktail around at the hotel bar] "I'm on Sex and the City..."Ahh, hi Miranda..." "Uhh, I'm Samantha... I have sex with everybody."
[from DVD gag reel]
Aldous Snow: [scene where Aldous is about to leave the hotel] "I would rather have my testicles spread out like a wafer and then have them covered in a layer of honey and then have wasps come and sting me and then have them covered in another layer of vinegar and then have it worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi. I'd rather have that than spend another second with her."
Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself."
Lester Burnham: "Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing."
Angela Hayes: "Yeah? Well, at least I'm not ugly!"
Ricky Fitts: "Yes, you are. And you're boring, and you're totally ordinary, and you know it."
Lester Burnham: "Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die."
Lester Burnham: [narrating] "I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."
Walter Stratford: "I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!"
Ms. Perky: "Nine schools in ten years. My, my. Army brat?"
Cameron: "Yeah, my-my dad is, uh..."
Ms. Perky: "That's enough. I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools. Same little asswipe shit-for-brains everywhere."
Cameron: "Excuse me? D-Did you just say... Am I in the right office?"
Ms. Perky: "Not any more you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. Now scoot. Scoot!"
Walter Stratford: "You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it."
Patrick: [while trying to get Kat go out with him] "Well, the night I take you places you've never been before."
Kat Stratford: "Like where, the 7-11 on Broadway?"
[to Cherita Chen]
Donnie: "I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you."
Donnie: [shouts] "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
Donnie: "You are such a fuckass."
Elizabeth: "Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck."
Donnie: "Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"
Gretchen: "Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood."
Karen Pommeroy: "This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful."
[Donnie tries to kiss Gretchen and she pulls away]
Donnie: "Well I-I, sorry I..."
Gretchen: "Donnie wait..."
Donnie: "I like you a lot..."
Gretchen: "I just want it to be... at a time when... it..."
Donnie: "When what?"
Gretchen: "When it reminds me just..."
Donnie: "When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be?"
[turns her head]
Gretchen: "and right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us."
Harry Burns: "Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash."
Sally Albright: "Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash."
Harry Burns: "But I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie."
Harry Burns: "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
Jess: "Baby talk"? That's not a saying."
Harry Burns: "Oh, but "baby fish mouth" is sweeping the nation? I hear them talking."
Harry Burns: "With whom did you have this great sex?"
Sally Albright: "I'm not going to tell you that."
Harry Burns: "Fine, don't tell me."
Sally Albright: "Shel Gordon."
Harry Burns: "Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon."
Sally Albright: "I did too."
Harry Burns: "No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work."
Harry Burns: "Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side."
Alex: "Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many dangerous people who wanna take things from Americans, and also kidnap them. Good night!"
Alex: "Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I'm such a premium dancer!"
Alex: "I have reflected many times upon our rigid search. It has shown me that everything is illuminated in the light of the past. It is always along the side of us, on the inside, looking out. Like you say, inside out. Jonathan, in this way, I will always be along the side of your life. And you will always be along the side of mine."
Alex: "You make sex often with American girl?"
Jonathan: "Not really."
Alex: "What is mean by "not really?"
Jonathan: "I'm not a priest, but I'm not John Holmes either."
Alex: "I have heard of this John Holmes. He has premium penis."
Jonathan: "Yes, he did."
Alex: "Everyone in Ukraine has penis like that."
Jonathan: "Even the women?"
Alex: "You make joke, yes?"
Eddie: "This music is the glue of the world Mark. It's what holds it all together. Without this, life would be meaningless."
Joe: "I want you to take these"
Joe: "hold 'em against your chest, stand against the wall, and they're gonna take a photograph of you."
Warren: "Why don't you go shove 'em up your ass?"
Lucas: "...Because it would hurt a lot, Warren."
A.J.: "What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?"
Lucas: "What's with today today?"
[Debra has just shaved her head]
Gina: "Well "Sinead O'Rebellion." Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior."
Debra: "God, that is so clever. I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets."
Gina: "And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it's probably a good thing you went with that. It's a wonderful look for you darling."
A.J.: "You know that feeling when you get out of a warm bath... well... you make me feel like a bath?"
Garth Algar: "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."
Wayne Campbell: "Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind! I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ."
Cassandra: "Is that true?"
Wayne Campbell: "Yes, everything except the reading part."
Wayne Campbell: "I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored."
Mikita's Manager, Glen: [to the camera] "I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"
Mikita's Manager, Glen: "Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies."
Davy: "Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union."
Mikita's Manager, Glen: "Well, the world's a twisted place."
Miriam Linky: "Nobody wants to see us fuck, Zack!"
Zack: "EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid" I'd be like "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"
Brandon: [to Bobby] "I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness."
Zack Brown: "I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver!"
Olive: "Grandpa, am I pretty?"
Grandpa: "You are the most beautiful girl in the world."
Olive: "You're just saying that."
Grandpa: "No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality."
Richard: "Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal."
Dwayne: "You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest."
Josie Geller: "Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!"
Josei Geller: "Let me tell you something, I don't care about being your stupid prom queen. I'm 25 years old. I'm an undercover reporter for the Chicago Sun Times and I've been beating my brains out trying to impress you people. Let me tell you something Gibby, Kirsten, Kristin, you will spend your lives trying to keep others down because it makes you feel more important. Why her? Let me tell you about this girl she is unbelievable. I was new here and she befriended me no questions asked. But you, you were only my friend after my brother, Rob, posed as a student and told you to like me. All of you people, there is a big world out there... bigger than prom, bigger than high school and it won't matter if you were the prom queen, the quarterback of the football team, or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it."
Doc: "You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships."
Rocco: "Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match shit's gotta go."
Connor: "A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?"
Murphy: "And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen."
Connor: "Now you will receive us."
Murphy: "We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry."
Connor: "We do not want your tired and sick."
Murphy: "It is your corrupt we claim."
Connor: "It is your evil that will be sought by us."
Murphy: "With every breath we shall hunt them down."
Connor: "Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies."
Murphy: "Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace."
Connor: "These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost."
Murphy: "There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain."
Connor: "For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it."
Murphy: "And we will send you to whatever god you wish."
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: "And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be."
Il Duce: "In nomine Patri."
Connor: "Et Fili."
Murphy: "Spiritus Sancti."
[they execute Yakavetta]
Murphy: [at the police station] "Is there any way that we could stay here?"
Officer Chaffey: "Uh, yeah, you know, we have an extra holding cell, you guys c- Can they stay?"
Paul Smecker: [sheepish grin] "Well, we'll have to check with your mom. But it's okay with me if your friends sleep over."
Christian: [to the Duke] "This woman is yours now. I've paid my whore."
Christian: [to Satine] "I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
Satine: "I don't need you anymore! All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me! But Christian loves me. He loves me! He loves me, Harold. And that is worth everything! We're going away from you, away from the Duke, away from the Moulin Rouge!"
Christian: "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
Toulouse-Lautrec: "Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being."
Argentinean: "We have a dance in the brothels of Buenos Aires. It tells the story of the prostitute and a man who falls in love with her. First, there is desire. Then, passion. Then, suspicion. Jealousy. Anger. Betrayal. When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust. Without trust, there can be no love. Jealousy, yes, jealousy will drive you mad!"
Christian: "Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The End."
Lester Bangs: "The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
Russell Hammond: "I am a golden god!"
Russell Hammond: "And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!"
William Miller: "Russell! I think we should work on those last words! "
Russell Hammond: "I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music."
[a few claps]
Russell Hammond: "and I'm on drugs!"
Penny Lane: "Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends."
Russell Hammond: "You, Aaron, are what it's all about. You're real. Your room is real. Your friends are real. Real, man, real. You know? Real. You're more important than all the silly machinery. Silly machinery. And you know it! In eleven years its going to be 1984, man. Think about that!"
Aaron: "Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake?"
Russell Hammond: "Yes."
Elaine Miller: [to William] "Your Dad was so proud of you. He knew you were a predominantly accelerated child."
Anita Miller: "What about me?"
Elaine Miller: "You are rebellious and ungrateful of my love."
Janet: "What have you done to Brad?"
Frank: "Nothing. Why, do you think I should?"
Riff Raff: "With a bit of a mind flip..."
Magenta: "You're into a time slip..."
Riff Raff: "And nothing can ever be the same."
Magenta: "You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!"
Riff Raff: "Like you're under sedation!"
All: "Let's do the time warp again!"
Some of my all-time favourite movie quotes, all in a very random order, I'll no doubt continue to add more.
*Please note that if you haven't seen these movies some of the quotes may be spoilers.*