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Added by Mr. Lays on 9 Sep 2012 02:38
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Mr. Lays' Wet Work Contractors (Assassins)

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People who added this item 1744 Average listal rating (1184 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7
Crank (2006)


Name: Chev Chelios
Affilation: None
Preferred Weapon(s): Springfield Armory XD, whatever is available at the moment
Possible Price of Hiring: Fairly reasonable I assume. It isn't like he was living in some high dollar mansion.

Pro: He appears to be having fun while doing his job, somehow escapes some of the most impossible situations and lives through some really fatal items, may possibly be immortal

Con: Sloppy and causes way too much collateral damage
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People who added this item 1074 Average listal rating (726 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6.3
Hitman (2007)


Name: Agent 47
Affilation: "The Organization"
Preferred Weapon(s): Para-Ordnance P18.9, whatever is available at the moment, a dry personality, OCD
Possible Price of Hiring: It seems like "The Organization" does high profile political hits so I assume that hiring an Agent isn't cheap

Pro: Professional to the letter

Con: Has a soft spot for women
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People who added this item 661 Average listal rating (411 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.5
Revolver (2005)


Name: Sorter
Affilation: Sam Gold Crime Family, League of Supervillans that have bizarre hairdos (comb over)
Preferred Weapon(s): Glock 18 (sound suppressed), Mini Uzi
Possible Price of Hiring: Do not hurt the innocent

Pro: Efficent

Con: Ego and morals
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People who added this item 3909 Average listal rating (2544 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.1


Name: Anton Chigurh
Affilation: Mexican Drugs Cartels (?), League of Supervillans that have bizarre hairdos (weird bangs?)
Preferred Weapon(s): Captive Bolt Pistol, Remington 11-87 (sound suppressed), Being emotionless
Possible Price of Hiring: A new pair of boots and saying that you never saw him.

Pro: Will definitely get the job done. Possibly too well.

Con: Without a doubt a man who will keep his word to the letter. He will not be insulted. So do not make a paltry offer of $14,000 at the ATM. Always, always tell him the truth. Call it.
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People who added this item 1277 Average listal rating (876 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.8


Name: The Harpists
Affilation: None
Preferred Weapon(s): (immensely over-sized) Guqin-Guzheng hybrid, (which they can play in such a way it fires sonic swords at victims), "Qi" energy, looking awesome
Possible Price of Hiring: Something to match those badass outfits that they wear

Pro: They create interesting music for you to hear right before they kill you

Con: They appear to be so in sync that if one is getting beaten the other one does as well, damaging the harp makes them considerably weaker, The Loin's Roar
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People who added this item 6170 Average listal rating (4081 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 8
Sin City (2005)


Name: The Salesman AKA The Man
Affilation: None
Preferred Weapon(s): Springfield Armory M1911A1 (sound suppressed), squinting his eyes constantly
Possible Price of Hiring: I would imagine that it doesn't come cheap to hire The Salesman. Not many Wet Work Contractors kill women.

Pro: Smooth as a mutha fucker! Knows how to get oddly close to the target without raising any immediate alarms.

Con: I can't think of one yet, but maybe his asking price may be too costly.
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People who added this item 2057 Average listal rating (1361 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.8


Name: Mr. Goodkat/Smith
Affilation: None, League of Supervillans that have bizarre hairdos (comb over)
Preferred Weapon(s): CZ 75B (sound suppressed), Beretta 92FS, Walther PPK, M1911A1, telling an intriguing story, being emotionless
Possible Price of Hiring: Giving him your undying trust that he will eventually get the job done. And a suit.

Pro: He sure wears some awesome tailor suits and looks the part of a world class assassin. Also, he appears to have quite the reputation behing him. When he shows up, "people die".

Con: He is a world class assassin, so putting two to the back of his head after a high profile hit might not work.
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People who added this item 6256 Average listal rating (4187 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8


Name: Beatrix 'Black Mamba' Kiddo
Affilation: DiVAS (Deadly Viper Assassin Squad)
Preferred Weapon(s): Hattori Hanzō samurai sword Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique,
Possible Price of Hiring: I am not too sure how much, honestly.

Pro: Will travel wherever needed, willing to learn new techniques to finish the job, hard to kill

Con: Leaves a trail of unnecessary bodies and witnesses
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People who added this item 2665 Average listal rating (1751 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.6
Collateral (2004)


Name: Vincent
Affilation: None
Preferred Weapon(s): Heckler & Koch USP45, Ruger Mk II Pistol, Smith & Wesson 5906
Possible Price of Hiring: Not being able to ever get out of a car again or getting a job as a taxi driver, Just for Men hair coloring

Pro: Former Spec Ops operator, Super fast and efficient (five targets in one night, damn this guy is serious business!)

Con: Brings unnecessary people into the business of doing a job (this maybe debatable)
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People who added this item 571 Average listal rating (361 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 7.9
The Killer (1989)


Name: Ah Jong AKA John (or Jeff) Mickey Mouse AKA Butthead
Affilation: None (Chinese Triad)
Preferred Weapon(s): Beretta 92F, a fuckin' armory
Possible Price of Hiring: Keeping your word in a business that is known for seldom keeping it

Pro: He is willing to take on a high risk target and also protect the innocent

Con: He will destroy you (and your organization) if you do not pay him on time and the full amount
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People who added this item 4357 Average listal rating (2897 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 8.6


Name: Leon (Leone Montana)
Affilation: "Supreme Macaroni Company"
Preferred Weapon(s): Beretta 92FS's (AL-GI-MEC compensators), large assortment
Possible Price of Hiring: Fertilizer for his plant

Pro: "Bullets fly off of him, he plays with them."

Con: If you consider this a bad thing: he clearly states "no women, no kids."
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People who added this item 622 Average listal rating (347 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8


Name: Raymond Shaw
Affilation: None
Preferred Weapon(s): Walther P38, Colt Official Police, Arisaka Type 2 Paratrooper rifle, Plausible Denial
Possible Price of Hiring: Days if not weeks of patiently brainwashing

Pro: Programmed to forget everything that he forgot

Con: Programming maybe faulty, but you still come out ahead
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Top 10 of my favourite film Wet Work Contractor's (hitmen, contract killers, etc. This list will try and avoid characters who kill in behalf of their country, just for the love of the dollar or criminal organization. So, sorry, no Jason Bourne.) and some Pro's and Con's that might hypothetically happen if you went about hiring them.

List countdowns form least to most effective. (In my opinion.)

Enjoy!

Please debate.

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Posted: 3 years, 3 months ago at Sep 12 2:10
Good shit, man. A fun read!

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