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Mclusky/future of the left

People who added this item 16  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 8.8  
1. Mclusky Do Dallas - Mclusky
"the world loves us and is our bitch"
"dethink to survive"
"fuck this band"
"to hell with good intentions"
"clique application form"
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"she will only bring you happiness"
"your children are waiting for you to die"
"icarus, smicarus"
"forget about him i'm mint"
"Falco vs. the young canoeist"
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People who added this item 12  Average listal rating (9 ratings) 7.2  
3. Mcluskyism [3CD] - Mclusky
"rock vs. single parents"
"viva minor legends"
"whiteliberalonwhiteliberalaction"
"random celebrity insult generator"
"join the mevolution"
"dave, stop killing prostitutes"
"reformed arsonist seeks child bride"
"be average to eachother"
"bipolar bears take seattle"
"comeuppance, come"
"see them, smell them, sign them"
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"friends stoning friends"
"(sometimes) i have to concentrate"
"when they come tell them no"
"problems posing as solutions"

People who added this item 6  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 8.8  
5. Travels With Myself And Another - Future Of The Left
"the hope that house built"
"you need satan more than he needs you"
"stand by your manatee"
"yin/post-yin"
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Liars

"Grown Men Don't Fall in the River, Just Like That"
"Mr. Your on Fire Mr."
"Loose Nuts on the Veladrome"
"The Garden Was Crowded and Outside"
"Tumbling Walls Buried Me in the Debris With ESG"
"Nothing Is Ever Lost or Can Be Lost My Science Friend"
"We Live NE of Compton"
"Why Midnight Walked But Didn't Ring Her Bell"
"This Dust Makes That Mud"

Prior to this album, Liars released an EP titled We No Longer Knew Who We Were. I tried to add it, but for some reason Amazon has it listed as a BOOK instead of a CD. Anyway, here are the 3 song titles from it:
"we got cold, coughed, and forgot things"
"you know i hate stupid phones"
"Every two hours with a Ducks fan"
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People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 10  
7. Fins to Make Us More Fish Like - Liars
"Pillars Were Hollow and Filled With Candy, So We Tore Them Down"
"Every Day Is a Child With Teeth"
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People who added this item 11  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 8.3  
8. They Were Wrong, So We Drowned - Liars
"Steam Rose from the Lifeless Cloak"
"There's Always Room on the Broom"
"If You're a Wizard Then Why Do You Wear Glasses?"
"We Fenced Other Gardens with the Bones of Our Own"
"They Don't Want Your Corn - They Want Your Kids"
"Read the Book That Wrote Itself"
"Hold Hands and It Will Happen Anyway"
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People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 10  
9. It Fit When I Was a Kid - Liars
"The Frozen Glacier of Mastadon Blood"
"Bingo! Count Draculuck"
"It Fit When I Was a Kid" (Don't Techno for an Answer Remix)
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People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 9  
10. Other Side of Mt. Heart Attack - Liars
"Do as the Birds, Eat the Remains"
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People who added this item 8  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 7.6  
11. Sisterworld - Liars
"Scarecrows on a Killer Slant"
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the pAper chAse

People who added this item 3  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 7.3  
12. Young Bodies Heal Quickly, You Know - The Paper Chase
"this may be the last song you ever hear"
"goddamn these hands (i let them touch you)"
"a face that could launch a thousand ships"
"throw your body on the apparatus"
"off with their heads!"
"when (and if) the big one hits...i'll just meet you there"
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People who added this item 3  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 8.7  
13. Hide the Kitchen Knives - the pAper chAse
"i did a terrible thing"
"i'm gonna spend the rest of my life lying"
"a nice family dinner for once"
"so, how goes the good fight"
"AliverAlungAkidneyAthumb"
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People who added this item 4  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 9  
14. God Bless Your Black Heart - The Paper Chase
"one day he went out for milk and never came home"
"what i'd be without me"
"piggy's had too much wine"
"ready, willing, cain and able"
"now, we just slowly circle the draining fish bowl"
"let's be bad, henry, let's be really bad"
"abby, you're going to burn for what you've done to me"
"dying with decent music"
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People who added this item 5  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 9.5  
15. Now You Are One of Us - The Paper Chase
"the kids will grow up to be assholes"
"delivered in a firm unyielding way lingering for just a bit too long to communicate the message 'i own you'"
"what's so amazing about grace"
"you're one of them aren't you?"
"all manner of pox or canker"
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People who added this item 2  Average listal rating (2 ratings) 8.5  
16. Someday This Could All Be Yours, Vol. 1 - The Paper Chase
"if nobody moves nobody will get hurt (the extinction)"
"i'm going to heaven with or without you (the forest fire)"
"the laying of hands the speaking of tongues (the mass hysteria)"
"the small of your back the nape of your neck (the blizzard)"
"we have ways to make you talk (the human condition)"
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Murder By Death

People who added this item 7  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 7.6  
17. Like the Exorcist But More Breakdancing - Murder By Death
"I'm Afraid of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf"
"Flamenco's Fuckin' Easy"
"Holy Lord, Shawshank Redemption Is Such a Good Movie"
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People who added this item 11  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 9.1  
18. Who Will Survive, And What Will Be Left of T... - Murder by Death
"Until Morale Improves, the Beatings Will Continue"
"Masters in Reverse Psychology"
"That Crown Don't Make You a Prince"
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People who added this item 10  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 7.4  
19. In Bocca al Lupo - Murder by Death
"Sometimes the Line Walks You"
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People who added this item 3  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 9  
20. Good Morning, Magpie - Murder By Death
"As Long As There Is Whiskey in the World"
"King of the Gutters, Prince of the Dogs"
"You Don't Miss Twice (When You're Shavin' with a Knife)"
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The White Stripes

People who added this item 152  Average listal rating (71 ratings) 7.4  
21. De Stijl - The White Stripes
"You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl)"
"Truth Doesn't Make a Noise"
"Why Can't You Be Nicer to Me?"
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People who added this item 295  Average listal rating (177 ratings) 7.6  
22. White Blood Cells - The White Stripes
"I'm Finding It Harder to Be a Gentleman"
"The Same Boy You've Always Known"
"Offend in Every Way"
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People who added this item 667  Average listal rating (446 ratings) 7.6  
23. Elephant - The White Stripes
"There's No Home for You Here"
"I Just Don't Know What to Do with Myself"
"I Want to Be the Boy to Warm Your Mother's Heart"
"You've Got Her in Your Pocket"
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People who added this item 437  Average listal rating (276 ratings) 7.5  
24. Get Behind Me Satan - The White Stripes
"Forever for Her (Is Over for Me)"
"I'm Lonely (But I Ain't That Lonely Yet)"
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Poison the Well

People who added this item 10  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 8  
25. Tear from the Red - Poison the Well
"Sticks and Stones Never Made Sense"
"Parks and What You Meant to Me"
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People who added this item 10  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 8.1  
26. You Come Before You - Poison the Well
"Loved Ones (Excerpts from Speeches of How Great You Were, and Will Never Be Again)"
"A) The View from Here Is... B) A Brick Wall"
"Zombies Are Good for Your Health"
"The Opinionated Are So Opinionated"
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People who added this item 7  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 6.8  
27. Versions - Poison the Well
"The Notches That Create Your Headboard"
"Composer Meet Corpse"
"The First Day Of My Second Life"
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People who added this item 3  Average listal rating (2 ratings) 8.5  
28. The Tropic Rot - Poison The Well
"Who Doesn't Love a Good Dismemberment"
"When You Lose I Lose As Well"
"Without You and One Other I Am Nothing"
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Against Me!

People who added this item 5  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 8.3  
29. The Disco Before the Breakdown - Against Me
"Tonight We're Gonna Give It 35%"
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People who added this item 23  Average listal rating (12 ratings) 8.3  
30. Reinventing Axl Rose - Against Me
"Pints of Guinness Make You Strong"
"We Laugh At Danger (And Break All the Rules)"
"Scream Until You're Coughing Up Blood"
"Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious..."
"Reinventing Axl Rose"
"Baby, I'm an Anarchist!"
"Walking Is Still Honest"
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People who added this item 26  Average listal rating (11 ratings) 8.3  
31. As the Eternal Cowboy - Against Me!
"T.S.R. (This Shit Rules)"
"Cliché Guevara"
"A Brief Yet Triumphant Intermission"
"Unsubstantiated Rumors Are Good Enough for Me to Base My Life Upon"
"You Look Like I Need a Drink"
"Turn Those Clapping Hands Into Angry Balled Fists"
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People who added this item 25  Average listal rating (13 ratings) 8.4  
32. Searching for a Former Clarity - Against Me!
"Mediocrity Gets You Pears (The Shaker)"
"Unprotected Sex with Multiple Partners"
"From Her Lips to God's Ears (The Energizer)"
"Even at Our Worst We're Still Better Than Most (The Roller)"
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Less Than Jake

Thanks to Xanadon't for pointing out I didn't have enough LTJ song titles.
People who added this item 39  Average listal rating (23 ratings) 7.7  
33. Losing Streak - Less Than Jake
"Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts"
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People who added this item 36  Average listal rating (16 ratings) 7.4  
34. Hello Rockview - Less Than Jake
"Help Save the Youth of America from Exploding"
"All My Best Friends Are Metalheads"
"Richard Allen George... No, It's Just Cheez"
"Scott Farcas Takes It on the Chin"
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People who added this item 7  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 7.5  
35. Borders & Boundaries - Less Than Jake
"Hell Looks a Lot Like L.A."
"Malt Liquor Tastes Better When You've Got Problems"

People who added this item 28  Average listal rating (15 ratings) 7.5  
36. Anthem - Less Than Jake
"The Science of Selling Yourself Short"
"Motown Never Sounded So Good"
"Best Wishes to Your Black Lung"
"The Brightest Bulb Has Burned Out/Screws Fall Out"


Nine Inch Nails

People who added this item 265  Average listal rating (152 ratings) 7.4  
37. Broken - Nine Inch Nails
"help me i am in hell"
"physical (you're so)"
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People who added this item 387  Average listal rating (226 ratings) 7.7  
38. The Fragile - Nine Inch Nails
"we're in this together"
"just like you imagined"
"the way out is through"
"i'm looking forward to joining you, finally"
"ripe (with decay)"
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People who added this item 10  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 9.3  
39. Still - Nine Inch Nails
"something i can never have"
"adrift and at peace"
"and all that could have been"
"the persistence of loss"
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Frank Zappa

People who added this item 30  Average listal rating (16 ratings) 8.3  
40. Sheik Yerbouti - Frank Zappa
"Broken Hearts Are for Assholes"
"What Ever Happened to All the Fun in the World"
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People who added this item 30  Average listal rating (17 ratings) 8.4  
41. Joe's Garage Acts 1-2-3 - Frank Zappa
"Fembot in a Wet T-Shirt"
"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
"A Token of My Extreme"
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People who added this item 17  Average listal rating (10 ratings) 7.4  
42. Cheap Thrills - Frank Zappa
"You Are What You Is"
"Zomby Woof"
"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama"
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mewithoutYou

People who added this item 9  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 9.3  
43. A-B Life - Mewithoutyou
"Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt"
"I Never Said That I Was Brave"
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People who added this item 22  Average listal rating (11 ratings) 7  
44. Catch for Us the Foxes - mewithoutYou
"Tie Me Up! Untie Me!"
"Disaster Tourism"
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People who added this item 16  Average listal rating (10 ratings) 7.6  
45. Brother Sister - Mewithoutyou
"A Glass Can Only Spill What It Contains"
"In a Sweater Poorly Knit"
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Type O Negative

People who added this item 33  Average listal rating (22 ratings) 7.4  
46. Slow Deep & Hard - Type O Negative
"Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity"
"The Misinterpretation of Silence and its Disastrous Consequences"
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People who added this item 67  Average listal rating (43 ratings) 7.9  
47. Bloody Kisses - Type O Negative
"Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)"
"Fay Wray Come Out and Play"
"Kill All the White People"
"Dark Side of the Womb"
"We Hate Everyone"
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People who added this item 62  Average listal rating (39 ratings) 8  
48. October Rust - Type O Negative
"Red Water (Christmas Mourning)"
"The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa"
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The Blood Brothers

People who added this item 19  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 7.7  
49. Burn Piano Island, Burn - Blood Brothers
"Fucking's Greatest Hits"
"Six Nightmares at the Pinball Masquerade"
"God Bless You, Blood Thirsty Zeppelins"
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People who added this item 24  Average listal rating (10 ratings) 6.3  
50. Crimes - Blood Brothers
"Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck"
"My First Kiss at the Public Execution"
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Starting with bands who consistently create my favorite song titles & working down toward those with less of my favorite song titles.

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Comments

Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago at May 17 4:26
Some real gems here! I chuckled pretty hard a lot of 'em.

If you wanted to give LTJ their own section a few of my favorites are "Scott Farcas takes it on the Chin", Malt Liquor Tastes Better When You've Got Problems", "Sobriety is a Serious Business and Business ain't so Good", "Best Wishes to Your Black Lung", "Growing Up on a Couch", and "Help Save the Youth of America from Exploding". Their may even be a few others...

As for #100, if you're waiting for a suggestion...
You ever hear "Jesus Was Way Cool" by King Missile? Classic.
Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago at May 17 15:51
More LTJ songs have now been added. As for King Missile, I'd be more inclined to go with "Detachable Penis" haha.
Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago at May 18 4:14
Ha, yes there's always that one! Brings me back...
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Jun 30 16:05
Cool list! I've been thinking about making my version of this list too, also the favorite album title list :D
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Jul 14 20:52
Wow i missed this list... how????? awessssssome

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