Favorite Quotes from the Movies by Kris

"You can do a hundred things right, but it takes only one mistake to destroy everything."

"God must hate me"
"Hate him back. It works for me!"

"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

#1 "This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time"

#2 "Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"

"Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige".
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"Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled."

"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder"
"Who's scruffy-looking?"

"I got a hot date."
"Yeah? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?"

#1 "The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear."

#2 "Guns don't kill people! But they sure help."

#1 "Cover you? Who's going to cover me? Cover me! Cover him! Cover everybody! When is someone gonna cover me for a change?"

#2 "I can't shoot a dog. People okay, but not dogs."