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Best Nostalgia Critic Reviews (2008-2012)

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2008

People who added this item 179  Average listal rating (120 ratings) 2.9  IMDB Rating 2.8 
1. Kazaam (1996)
*Let's Green Egg and Ham it.

People who added this item 6  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 1.5  IMDB Rating
2. Bebe's Kids - Super famicom and SNES
*Bebe's Kids! It's Animation!

People who added this item 194  Average listal rating (130 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating
3. The Wizard (1989)
*He touched my breasts!

This movie is rated PG, and that line was said.

People who added this item 186  Average listal rating (130 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.6 
4. Double Dragon (1994)
*What a headcase.

People who added this item 3274  Average listal rating (2208 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 3.6 
5. Batman & Robin (1997)
*Let's... kick some ice!
DragonPhoenix46's rating:

People who added this item 157  Average listal rating (100 ratings) 5.3  IMDB Rating 5.2 
6. Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992)
*We got to have... money.

Little trivia: This was the very first NC review I've watched.
DragonPhoenix46's rating:

People who added this item 82  Average listal rating (43 ratings) 3.8  IMDB Rating 4.9 
7. Surf Ninjas (1993)
*Remember to bend your knees, use your arms.

People who added this item 1221  Average listal rating (831 ratings) 4.7  IMDB Rating 5.4 
8. Jingle All the Way (1996)
*Put that cookie down, now!

People who added this item 523  Average listal rating (359 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.6 
9. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
*Too bad you... will die!

People who added this item 380  Average listal rating (284 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 5.3 
10. Masters of the Universe (1987)
*I've been looking for you.

People who added this item 582  Average listal rating (413 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.7 
11. Captain Planet and the Planeteers (1990)


2009

Honorable Mentions:

*The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog/Sonic SatAM
*Garbage Pail Kids (worst movie Doug & Rob ever saw)
*Judge Dredd (1995)
*Short Circuit 1 & 2
People who added this item 206  Average listal rating (135 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 5.9 
12. Moonwalker (1988)
*[Joe Pesci yelling]

People who added this item 389  Average listal rating (268 ratings) 2.8  IMDB Rating
13. Alone in the Dark (2005)
*Then why would they hide the pieces if it's a puzzle?

People who added this item 279  Average listal rating (160 ratings) 5.2  IMDB Rating 5.1 
14. Blank Check (1994)
*Butt two face, Butt two face...

People who added this item 215  Average listal rating (132 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 4.4 
15. North (1994)
*Loosen his pants!

People who added this item 85  Average listal rating (64 ratings) 3.4  IMDB Rating 2.7 
16. Steel (1997)
*NO!

People who added this item 129  Average listal rating (71 ratings) 4.5  IMDB Rating 4.7 
17. A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)
*By the circle builders themselves!

People who added this item 226  Average listal rating (152 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating 5.6 
18. Good Burger (1997)
*Bloopity, bloopity, bloopity, bloopity...

People who added this item 693  Average listal rating (446 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 6.3 
19. The Good Son (1993)
*Don't f*** with me.

People who added this item 113  Average listal rating (82 ratings) 4.4  IMDB Rating 4.3 
20. Suburban Commando (1991)
*I was frozen today!

People who added this item 556  Average listal rating (383 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating
21. Congo (1995)
*Stop eating my sesame cake!
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People who added this item 7  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 1.8  IMDB Rating 4.1 
22. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of ... (1990)
*And then I was banging on some sewer pipes.


2010

*Lost in Space
*My Pet Monster
People who added this item 255  Average listal rating (184 ratings) 4.2  IMDB Rating 3.5 
23. The Room (2003)
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

People who added this item 158  Average listal rating (104 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating
24. Little Monsters (1989)
"Over the shoulder boulder holder."

People who added this item 1112  Average listal rating (793 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 6.7 
25. Commando (1985)
*Let off some steam, Bennett.
DragonPhoenix46's rating:

People who added this item 108  Average listal rating (62 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 5.5 
26. The Care Bears Movie (1985)
"Look! I see a bee on Friend Bear's nose!"

People who added this item 136  Average listal rating (86 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 5.3 
27. A Troll in Central Park (1994)
[singing] "I'm a bad troll."
DragonPhoenix46's rating:

People who added this item 331  Average listal rating (214 ratings) 4.6  IMDB Rating 4.6 
28. Leprechaun (1993)
"F*** you, Lucky Charms!"

People who added this item 1704  Average listal rating (1175 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating 6.1 
29. Waterworld (1995)
"FOOD!"

People who added this item 3523  Average listal rating (2393 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.7 
30. Hook (1991)
"My Jack!"

People who added this item 338  Average listal rating (216 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 4.3 
31. Bio-Dome (1996)
"Bullshit!"

People who added this item 373  Average listal rating (261 ratings) 4.7  IMDB Rating 4.9 
32. The Phantom (1996)
"What a cheap jungle trick!"

People who added this item 1555  Average listal rating (992 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 4.5 
33. Junior (1994)
*My body. My choice.


2011

Honorable Mentions:

*Alaska
*Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
*Felix the Cat
*Gordy
*The Langoliers
*Legend of the Titanic
*Simon Sez
People who added this item 4232  Average listal rating (2724 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating 7.7 
34. Moulin Rouge! (2001)
"I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!"

People who added this item 439  Average listal rating (294 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.6 
35. Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
"I'M NOT!"
DragonPhoenix46's rating:

People who added this item 244  Average listal rating (145 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating
36. The NeverEnding Story III (1994)
"We must not give in to the Nasty!"
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People who added this item 1021  Average listal rating (608 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 4.1 
37. Inspector Gadget (1999)
"It's a Disney movie!"
DragonPhoenix46's rating:

People who added this item 2899  Average listal rating (1828 ratings) 5.8  IMDB Rating
38. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
"Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville!"
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People who added this item 42  Average listal rating (28 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating 6.1 
39. Airborne (1993)
"You're a poet?"

"Nah. I just know what I like."

People who added this item 204  Average listal rating (127 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 5.4 
40. Milk Money (1994)
"I'm going to the sock 'op!"

People who added this item 517  Average listal rating (337 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 3.7 
41. The Avengers (1998)
"One should never fear being wet."

People who added this item 278  Average listal rating (175 ratings) 3.3  IMDB Rating
42. Baby Geniuses (1999)
"Baby want a hug!"

People who added this item 909  Average listal rating (574 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 4.9 
43. The Haunting (1999)
"Reeaally creepy."

People who added this item 51  Average listal rating (30 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating
44. Doug's 1st Movie (1999)
[weakly] "Roger... Roger... Roger..."
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2012

People who added this item 1939  Average listal rating (1224 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 6.6 
45. Patch Adams (1998)
"What's wrong with death, sir?"

People who added this item 103  Average listal rating (67 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating 5.3 
46. A Simple Wish (1997)
"You're a regular Daniel Day-Lewis."

"Shut up!"

People who added this item 162  Average listal rating (98 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 5.2 
47. The Wiz (1978)
[Tinman crying]

People who added this item 1389  Average listal rating (867 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 5.2 
48. Richie Rich (1994)
"MY INVENTIONS!" (sounds like he said "MAYAN VENGEANCE!")

People who added this item 1135  Average listal rating (725 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 5.7 
49. Jack (1996)
"Wooowww!"

People who added this item 1843  Average listal rating (1129 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 4.9 
50. Scooby-Doo (2002)
"I can look at myself naked."
DragonPhoenix46's rating:


 

NOTE: The quotations in the note box are the Channel Awesome taglines. But the ones with asterisks means that if I could chose the stinger because they weren't used at that time. The ones with neither means I can't think of a good one.

Right now, I am done with NC. That means I won't be doing countdowns for 2013 and beyond. Ever since Doug Walker brought back NC because his pet project Demo Reel flopped, I felt he hasn't been at the top of his game like he used to be. It's like he only brought it back just for the money and to please the lowest common denominator crowd. I used to like him for what he used to be, despite a couple of mistakes that he has made. But now, I now really despise him for not caring about quality anymore, being too passive on nostalgic material, always repeating the same mistakes such as not doing enough research and using false information and lies to make his points more valid, his petty and lazy criticisms, and he's becoming more of a pretentious and snobbish hypocrite and a desperate sellout. Even his leftover people from Demo Reel aren't funny and are too acceptive of Doug's poor ideas.

Favorite Special Episodes:

*Return of the Commercials
*Siskel & Ebert Tribute
*The Animaniacs Tribute
*A Nostalgia Critic Christmas
*Drew Struzan Tribute
*Nostalgic Commercials

Favorite Top 11's:

*Top 11 The Simpsons Episodes
*Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments
*Top 11 Dumbest Spider-Man Moments
*Top 11 Nostalgic Mindf*cks
*Top 11 Batman: The Animated Series Episodes
*Top 11 Nostalgic Animated Shows
*Top 11 Scariest Performances
*Top 11 Underrated Nostalgic Classics

Check out my review of NC:

http://www.listal.com/viewentry/4492158

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Comments

Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Sep 15 17:53
Very well put together I do agree on most of the choices.
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Sep 29 6:12
Awesome job.
Posted: 1 year, 9 months ago at Oct 4 21:39
I laughed really hard at the Dunston review when I first saw it.
Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Nov 3 20:18
Which reviews from 2013 do you like?
Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Nov 4 0:00
I'm not going to do a Top 11 for 2013 because I believe Doug is not in his 'A' game anymore, and he's losing his creative mind. Also, I refuse to watch totally unnecessary reviews like Jurassic Park, Sharknado, Devil. And I'm not going to waste my time for that.

Anyways, the reviews I liked are Son of the Mask, The Cat in the Hat, The Master of Disguise, and The Last Airbender. Reviews like The King and I (1999) and Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie were mostly okay.

It's Son of the Mask that I remember laughing the hardest, with jokes like "A Family Picture," the return of Baby Arnold from Junior, and the Hulk from The Avengers beating the crap out of Loki.

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