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Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Reviews of Each Year

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2008

148

2.8

2.6

1. Kazaam (1996)

*Let's Green Egg and Ham it.

182

5.7

2. The Wizard (1989)

*He touched my breasts!

178

3.8

3.4

3. Double Dragon (1994)

*What a headcase.

2997

4.3

3.6

4. Batman & Robin (1997)

*Let's... kick some ice!

DragonPhoenix46's rating:

135

5.3

4.9

5. Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992)

*We got to have... money.

Little trivia: This was the very first NC review I've watched.

DragonPhoenix46's rating:

3.6

4.4

6. Surf Ninjas (1993)

*Remember to bend your knees, use your arms.

1073

4.6

5.1

7. Jingle All the Way (1996)

*Put that cookie down, now!

334

4.9

5.1

8. Masters of the Universe (1987)

473

3.4

9. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

*Too bad you... will die!

545

6.5

10. Captain Planet and the Planeteers (1990)

1983

4.8

5.2

11. Godzilla (1998)

*That's a lotta fish!

2009

Honorable Mentions:

*Garbage Pail Kids (worst movie Doug & Rob ever saw)
*Judge Dredd (1995)
*Suburban Commando
*Tank Girl

179

5.4

12. Moonwalker (1988)

*[Joe Pesci's yelling]

352

2.8

13. Alone in the Dark (2005)

*Then why would they hide the pieces if it's a puzzle?

235

5.1

4.7

14. Blank Check (1994)

*Butt two face, Butt two face...

191

4.9

4.2

15. North (1994)

*Loosen his pants!

198

4.9

5.2

16. Good Burger (1997)

*Bloopity, bloopity, bloopity, bloopity...

3.3

2.7

17. Steel (1997)

*NO!

121

4.5

18. A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)

*By the circle builders themselves!

604

6.3

6.1

19. The Good Son (1993)

*Don't f*** with me.

504

5.1

4.8

20. Congo (1995)

*Stop eating my sesame cake!

1.8

3.7

21. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of ... (1990)

*And then I was banging on some sewer pipes.

5.9

6.2

22. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (1993)

Also Sonic SatAM.

*Even you call learn from a sloth.

188

5.6

6.9

23. Sonic the Hedgehog (1993)

Also AoStH.

2010

*Battlefield Earth
*Ernest Scared Stupid
*Lost in Space
*My Pet Monster

193

4.1

3.3

24. The Room (2003)

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

134

5.6

25. Little Monsters (1989)

"Over the shoulder boulder holder."

973

6.4

6.5

26. Commando (1985)

*Let off some steam, Bennett.

DragonPhoenix46's rating:

103

5.9

5.1

27. The Care Bears Movie (1985)

"Look! I see a bee on Friend Bear's nose!"

117

4.8

4.9

28. A Troll in Central Park (1994)

[singing] "I'm a bad troll."

DragonPhoenix46's rating:

271

4.6

4.4

29. Leprechaun (1993)

"F*** you, Lucky Charms!"

297

4.3

30. Bio-Dome (1996)

"Bullshit!"

1521

5.5

5.9

31. Waterworld (1995)

"FOOD!"

338

4.6

4.8

32. The Phantom (1996)

"What a cheap jungle trick!"

3240

6.4

33. Hook (1991)

"My Jack!"

1424

4.3

4.4

34. Junior (1994)

*My body. My choice.

2011

Honorable Mentions:

*Baby Geniuses
*Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
*Felix the Cat
*Simon Sez

3879

7.3

7.6

35. Moulin Rouge (2001)

"I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!"

399

3.9

3.6

36. Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

"I'M NOT!"

DragonPhoenix46's rating:

229

4.3

2.9

37. The Neverending Story III (1994)

"We must not give in to the Nasty!"

DragonPhoenix46's rating:

913

4.1

3.9

38. Inspector Gadget (1999)

"It's a Disney movie!"

DragonPhoenix46's rating:

2621

5.8

39. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

"Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville!"

DragonPhoenix46's rating:

805

4.9

4.7

40. The Haunting (1999)

"Reeaally creepy."

5.6

41. Airborne (1993)

"You're a poet?"

"Nah. I just know what I like."

5.4

42. Doug's 1st Movie (1999)

[weakly] "Roger... Roger... Roger..."

DragonPhoenix46's rating:

465

4.1

3.6

43. The Avengers (1998)

"One should never fear being wet."

182

4.8

5.2

44. Milk Money (1994)

"I'm going to the sock 'op!"

4.5

3.4

45. Gordy (1995)

"Go play your banjo, Goober!"

2012

Honorable Mentions:

*Jungle 2 Jungle

1761

6.5

6.3

46. Patch Adams (1998)

"What's wrong with death, sir?"

5.6

47. A Simple Wish (1997)

"You're a regular Daniel Day-Lewis."

"Shut up!"

132

6.3

5.2

48. Digimon: The Movie (2000)

"I deserve a Joe Signal, Critic!"

144

5.7

4.7

49. The Wiz (1978)

[Tinman crying]

3.7

2.9

50. Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000)

"Because the magic you refused to believe in will get the better of you."

DragonPhoenix46's rating:

Favorite Special Episodes:

*Video Game Review (Bebe's Kids SNES)
*Return of the Commercials
*Siskel & Ebert Tribute
*The Animaniacs Tribute
*A Nostalgia Critic Christmas
*Drew Struzan Tribute
*Nostalgic Commercials

Favorite Top 11's:

*Top 11 The Simpsons Episodes
*Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments
*Top 11 Dumbest Spider-Man Moments
*Top 11 Nostalgic Mindf*cks
*Top 11 Batman: The Animated Series Episodes
*Top 11 Nostalgic Animated Shows
*Top 11 Scariest Performances
*Top 11 Underrated Nostalgic Classics
*Top 11 Dumbasses-in-Distress

Favorite NC's of 2013 so far:

*The Cat in the Hat (2003)
*Son of the Mask

NOTE: The quotations in the note box are the Channel Awesome taglines. But the ones with asterisks means that if I could chose the stinger because they weren't used at that time.