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Best Nostalgia Critic Reviews (2008-2012)

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2008

People who added this item 179 Average listal rating (121 ratings) 2.9 IMDB Rating 2.8
Kazaam (1996)
*Let's Green Egg and Ham it.
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People who added this item 6 Average listal rating (5 ratings) 1.4 IMDB Rating 0
Bebe's Kids - Super famicom and SNES
*Gee, Spider-Man, get me out of this hellhole!
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People who added this item 194 Average listal rating (131 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6
The Wizard (1989)
*He touched my breasts!

This movie is rated PG, and that line was said.
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People who added this item 186 Average listal rating (135 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 3.6
Double Dragon (1994)
*What a headcase.
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People who added this item 3274 Average listal rating (2258 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 3.7
*Let's... kick some ice!
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People who added this item 157 Average listal rating (134 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.3
*We got to have... money.

Little trivia: This was the very first NC review I've watched.
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People who added this item 82 Average listal rating (44 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 5
Surf Ninjas (1993)
*Remember to bend your knees, use your arms.
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People who added this item 1221 Average listal rating (849 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.4
*Put that cookie down, now!
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People who added this item 523 Average listal rating (370 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 3.7
*Too bad you... will die!
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People who added this item 380 Average listal rating (292 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5.3
*I've been looking for you.
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2009

Honorable Mentions:

*The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog/Sonic SatAM
*Garbage Pail Kids (worst movie Doug & Rob ever saw)
*Judge Dredd (1995)
*Short Circuit 1 & 2
People who added this item 206 Average listal rating (142 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 5.9
Moonwalker (1988)
*[Joe Pesci yelling]
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People who added this item 389 Average listal rating (279 ratings) 2.9 IMDB Rating 0
*Then why would they hide the pieces if it's a puzzle?
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People who added this item 279 Average listal rating (162 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.1
Blank Check (1994)
*Butt two face, Butt two face...
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People who added this item 215 Average listal rating (138 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 4.4
North (1994)
*Loosen his pants!
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People who added this item 85 Average listal rating (63 ratings) 3.3 IMDB Rating 2.7
Steel (1997)
*NO!
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People who added this item 129 Average listal rating (75 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 4.7
*By the circle builders themselves!
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People who added this item 226 Average listal rating (160 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.6
Good Burger (1997)
*Bloopity, bloopity, bloopity, bloopity...
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People who added this item 693 Average listal rating (456 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.4
The Good Son (1993)
*Don't f*** with me.
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People who added this item 113 Average listal rating (83 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 4.3
*I was frozen today!
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People who added this item 556 Average listal rating (397 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5
Congo (1995)
*Stop eating my sesame cake!
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*And then I was banging on some sewer pipes.
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2010

*Lost in Space
*My Pet Monster
People who added this item 255 Average listal rating (208 ratings) 4.2 IMDB Rating 3.5
The Room (2003)
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
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People who added this item 158 Average listal rating (109 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6
"Over the shoulder boulder holder."
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People who added this item 1112 Average listal rating (813 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.7
Commando (1985)
*Let off some steam, Bennett.
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People who added this item 108 Average listal rating (63 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 5.5
"Look! I see a bee on Friend Bear's nose!"
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People who added this item 136 Average listal rating (93 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5.3
[singing] "I'm a bad troll."
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People who added this item 331 Average listal rating (226 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 4.6
Leprechaun (1993)
"F*** you, Lucky Charms!"
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People who added this item 1704 Average listal rating (1205 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6.1
Waterworld (1995)
"FOOD!"
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People who added this item 3523 Average listal rating (2429 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.7
Hook (1991)
"My Jack!"
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People who added this item 338 Average listal rating (222 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 4.4
Bio-Dome (1996)
"Bullshit!"
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People who added this item 373 Average listal rating (269 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 4.9
The Phantom (1996)
"What a cheap jungle trick!"
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People who added this item 1555 Average listal rating (1010 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 4.5
Junior (1994)
*My body. My choice.
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2011

Honorable Mentions:

*Alaska
*Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
*Felix the Cat
*Gordy
*The Langoliers
*Legend of the Titanic
*Simon Sez
People who added this item 4232 Average listal rating (2746 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.6
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
"I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!"
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People who added this item 439 Average listal rating (301 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 3.7
"I'M NOT!"
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People who added this item 244 Average listal rating (145 ratings) 4.2 IMDB Rating 3.1
"We must not give in to the Nasty!"
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People who added this item 1021 Average listal rating (624 ratings) 4.1 IMDB Rating 4.1
"It's a Disney movie!"
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People who added this item 2899 Average listal rating (1887 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6
"Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville!"
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People who added this item 42 Average listal rating (29 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 6.2
Airborne (1993)
"You're a poet?"

"Nah. I just know what I like."
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People who added this item 204 Average listal rating (129 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5.4
Milk Money (1994)
"I'm going to the sock 'op!"
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People who added this item 517 Average listal rating (344 ratings) 4.2 IMDB Rating 3.7
The Avengers (1998)
"One should never fear being wet."
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People who added this item 278 Average listal rating (180 ratings) 3.3 IMDB Rating 0
Baby Geniuses (1999)
"Baby want a hug!"
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People who added this item 909 Average listal rating (586 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 4.9
The Haunting (1999)
"Reeaally creepy."
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People who added this item 51 Average listal rating (46 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5
[weakly] "Roger... Roger... Roger..."
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2012

Honorable Mentions:

*Scooby Doo (2002)
*Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

The reason why top 5 rather than 11 is because that's the year I think NC has officially jumped the shark (even before Demo Reel).
People who added this item 1939 Average listal rating (1240 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.7
Patch Adams (1998)
"What's wrong with death, sir?"
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People who added this item 103 Average listal rating (68 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.4
A Simple Wish (1997)
"You're a regular Daniel Day-Lewis."

"Shut up!"
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People who added this item 1389 Average listal rating (885 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 5.2
Richie Rich (1994)
"MY INVENTIONS!" (sounds like he said "MAYAN VENGEANCE!")
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People who added this item 162 Average listal rating (108 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.2
The Wiz (1978)
[Tinman crying]
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People who added this item 1135 Average listal rating (745 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.7
Jack (1996)
"Wooowww!"
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NOTE: The quotations in the note box are the Channel Awesome taglines. But the ones with asterisks means that if I could chose the stinger because they weren't used at that time. The ones with neither means I can't think of a good one.

Right now, I am done with NC. That means I won't be doing countdowns for 2013 and beyond. Ever since Doug Walker brought back NC because his pet project Demo Reel flopped, I felt he hasn't been at the top of his game like he used to be. It's like he only brought it back just for the money and to please the lowest common denominator crowd. I used to like him for what he used to be, despite a couple of mistakes that he has made. But now, I now really despise him for not caring about quality anymore, going by "Nostalgia Critic" in name only, always repeating the same mistakes such as not doing enough research and criticizing plot points that are actually true or intentional, his petty and lazy criticisms, and he's becoming more of a pretentious and snobbish hypocrite and a desperate sellout that is trying to stay relevant. Even his leftover people from Demo Reel aren't funny and are too acceptive of Doug's poor ideas. He has also become nothing but an insult to my intelligence.

Favorite Special Episodes:

*Return of the Commercials
*Siskel & Ebert Tribute
*The Animaniacs Tribute
*A Nostalgia Critic Christmas
*Drew Struzan Tribute
*Nostalgic Commercials

Favorite Top 11's:

*Top 11 The Simpsons Episodes
*Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments
*Top 11 Dumbest Spider-Man Moments
*Top 11 Nostalgic Mindf*cks
*Top 11 Batman: The Animated Series Episodes
*Top 11 Nostalgic Animated Shows
*Top 11 Scariest Performances
*Top 11 Underrated Nostalgic Classics

Check out my review of NC:

http://www.listal.com/viewentry/4492158

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Comments

Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Sep 15 17:53
Very well put together I do agree on most of the choices.
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Sep 29 6:12
Awesome job.
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Oct 4 21:39
I laughed really hard at the Dunston review when I first saw it.
Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Nov 3 20:18
Which reviews from 2013 do you like?
Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Nov 4 0:00
I'm not going to do a Top 11 for 2013 because I believe Doug is not in his 'A' game anymore, and he's losing his creative mind. Also, I refuse to watch totally unnecessary reviews like Jurassic Park, Sharknado, Devil. And I'm not going to waste my time for that.

Anyways, the reviews I liked are Son of the Mask, The Cat in the Hat, The Master of Disguise, and The Last Airbender. Reviews like The King and I (1999) and Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie were mostly okay.

It's Son of the Mask that I remember laughing the hardest, with jokes like "A Family Picture," the return of Baby Arnold from Junior, and the Hulk from The Avengers beating the crap out of Loki.
Posted: 1 year ago at Jul 14 6:08
I agree With the NC about the over drawn battle sequences
in his review of Mortal Kombat Annihilation to say the films merits lacked of story development unlike the first movie in which each character had back story developments
where as in this one was less so and the NC really went to town on it even I wrote up on this movie as an huge misstep
in plot and character story development to say it was made up of fighting sequences where the first one was an masterpiece but mortal ballet was hilarious to say the least.

FRANKIE NINJA SMALES

SMALES TV UK

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