List added by Stehako on 11 July 2009 06:20

Favorite Incredibly Long Film Titles Much Like...

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849

6.9

7.2

1. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)

The Mysterious Yearning Secretive Sad Lonely Troubled Confused Loving Musical Gifted Intelligent Beautiful Tender Sensitive Haunted Passionate Talented Mr. Ripley

143 Characters
+
40 Value Points
=
183

Stehako's rating:

232

6.7

2. Brüno (2009)

Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt

The studio didn't allow this to be the title because of the length.

137 Characters
+
25 Value Points
=
162

Stehako's rating:

7.5

7.6

3. David Copperfield (1935)

David Copperfield (The Personal History, Adventures, Experience, and Observation of David Copperfield, The Younger)

93 Characters
+
30 Value Points
=
123

Stehako's rating:

1176

6.7

7.6

4. Borat (2006)

Borat: Culteral Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

72 Characters
+
35 Value Points
=
107

Stehako's rating:

902

8.4

8.7

5. Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop W... (1964)

Dr. Strangelove, or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

57 Characters
+
40 Value Points
=
97

Stehako's rating:

475

7.3

7.7

6. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Cowa... (2007)

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

49 Characters
+
45 Value Points
=
94

Stehako's rating:

4.5

5.1

7. I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat... (1993)

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I've Got a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

79 Characters
+
15 Value Points
=
94

Stehako's rating:

6.6

8. Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights -... (2006)

Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights - Hollywood to the Heartland

72 Characters
+
20 Value Points
=
92

Stehako's rating:

3513

7.9

8.7

9. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the... (2001)

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

40 Characters
+
50 Value Points
=
90

Stehako's rating:

1346

6.6

7.1

10. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

38 Characters
+
50 Value Points
=
88

Stehako's rating:

1554

6.6

11. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witc... (2005)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

53 Characters
+
35 Value Points
=
88

Stehako's rating:

5.3

12. Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying ... (1971)

Who is Harry Kellerman and Why is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?

62 Characters
+
25
=
87

Stehako's rating:

5.8

6.1

13. Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Dri... (1996)

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

59 Characters
+
25 Value Points
=
84

Stehako's rating:

6.1

6.4

14. The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came D... (1995)

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain

47 Characters
+
35 Value Points
=
82

Stehako's rating:

2.3

1.9

15. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped... (1964)

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!!

72 Characters
+
10 Value Points
=
82

Stehako's rating:

256

6.8

16. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About S... (1972)

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask

57 Characters
+
25 Value Points
=
82

Stehako's rating:

341

5.5

5.3

17. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret ... (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

46 Characters
+
35 Value Points
=
81

Stehako's rating:

7.6

7.2

18. The Decline of Western Civilization Part II:... (1988)

The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years

51 Characters
+
30 Value Points
=
81

Stehako's rating:

1185

7.3

7.8

19. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Stre... (2007)

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

39 Characters
+
40 Value Points
=
79

Stehako's rating:

1474

7.4

20. Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chro... (1994)

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

44 Characters
+
35 Value Points
=
79

Stehako's rating:

3637

7.7

21. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the B... (2003)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

45 Characters
+
30 Value Points
=
75

Stehako's rating:

6.3

22. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the... (1984)

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

50 Characters
+
25 Value Points
=
75

Stehako's rating:

582

6.7

7.5

23. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the Wo... (2003)

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

39 Characters
+
35 Value Points
=
74

Stehako's rating:

119

5.2

24. City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)

City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold

37 Characters
+
35 Value Points
=
72

Stehako's rating:

466

6.4

25. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

37 Characters
+
35 Value Points
=
72

Stehako's rating:

6.6

7.2

26. How to Succeed in Business Without Really Tr... (1967)

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

41 Characters
+
30 Value Points
=
71

Stehako's rating:

656

6.8

7.9

27. Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Ra... (2005)

Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

40 Characters
+
30 Value Points
=
70

Stehako's rating:

6.8

6.9

28. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the For... (1966)

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

37 Characters
+
30 Value Points
=
67

Stehako's rating:

161

6.1

5.7

29. To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie New... (1995)

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar

41 Characters
+
25 Value Points
=
66

Stehako's rating:

1224

6.6

6.9

30. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Eve... (2004)

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

41 Characters
+
25 Value Points
=
66

Stehako's rating:

6.9

7.5

31. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963)

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Less than 35 Characters, but it seems long with all those "Mad"s

26 Characters
+
40 Value Points
=
66

Stehako's rating:

184

6.1

6.8

32. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

35 Characters
+
30 Value Points
=
65

Stehako's rating:

6.2

5.8

33. The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls i... (1995)

The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love

42 Characters
+
20 Value Points
=
62

Stehako's rating:

263

6.9

7.3

34. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the De... (1994)

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

41 Characters
+
20 Value Points
=
61

Stehako's rating:

5.2

35. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieT... (2008)

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

46 Characters
+
15 Value Points
=
61

Stehako's rating:

3.1

6.2

36. The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family B... (1968)

The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band

40 Characters
+
20 Value Points
=
60

Stehako's rating:

209

3.4

37. Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988)

Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach

36 Characters
+
20 Value Points
=
56

Stehako's rating:

4.7

5.9

38. Far from Home: The Adventures of Yellow Dog (1995)

Far from Home: The Adventures of Yellow Dog

36 Characters
+
20 Value Points
=
56

Stehako's rating:

6.3

2.7

39. Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Wor... (2008)

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Tour

45 Characters
+
10 Value Points
=
55

Stehako's rating:

4.1

3.8

40. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tal... (2007)

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

36 Characters
+
5 Value Points
=
41

Stehako's rating:

7.7

41. The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the Wo... (1970)

The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World

40 Characters
+
(Have not seen this one)
=
40

Comments

Chazz Reinhold

Posted : 4 months ago at Jul 20 0:36

Maybe you didn't see it; but "Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights - From Hollywood to the Heartland" is an unnecessarily long title.

Stehako

Posted : 3 months, 3 weeks ago at Aug 1 8:48

Thanks for the suggestion. I had to watch it to put it on the list, now I'm not so happy for the suggestion, it was not really funny but it still proves Vince Vaughn would be fun as shit to have a beer with.

Banaanipalmu

Posted : 2 months, 3 weeks ago at Aug 27 8:23

How about Laurence Olivier's The Chronicle History of King Henry the Fift with His Battell Fought at Agincourt in France from -44, also known as Henry V?

http://www.listal.com/movie/henry-v-1944

Pedro Fiuza

Posted : 2 weeks, 1 day ago at Nov 6 11:05

What about this: http://www.listal.com/movie/the-fearless-vampire-killers The Fearless Vampire Killers or: Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck

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... this List Title is Trying to be but Listal.com Has a Regulation on List Title Lengths"

With the Release of "Bruno" I thought I'd post my list of English-Speaking films with the longest damn titles in film history.

I scored these titles by adding the amount of characters in the title and my overall rating for the film (10 Points per Star).

This list does not include straight-to-video films, instructional videos, or foreign language films.

The Films included have a minimum of 35 Characters

Feel free to add any that I haven't mentioned, in the comment section!


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