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Politicians Who Cheated
 6.2  Office: President of the United StatesTerm: 1992-2000 Party: Democratic Party Preference: Chubby Interns & Cigars OMG: I redefined the word "is," making me the greatest lawyer of all time. I also redefined the job description of a White House intern.  vs.  astro_man23's rating:
 
1  Office: Governor of MississippiTerm: 1992-2000 (hey, same as Bill) Party: Republican Party Preference: High-school Crushes OMG: I protected the sanctity of marriage in our Christian Nation by denying them ungodly gays the right to marry...then I cheated on my wife. astro_man23's rating:
 
2.7 Office: U.S. Representative (7th District of Georgia)Term: 1995-2003 Party: The G.O.P. (God's Only Party) Preference: Licking Ice-Cream Off of Buxom Breasts OMG: I helped lead the way to impeach Bill, took a strong stance against infidelity and abortion, but my ex-wife swore in an affidavit I paid for an abortion, and that I was probably cheating on her. Good thing I never said anything about that to the goddamn press. astro_man23's rating:
Office: U.S. Senate (Arkansas)Term: 2002-2008 Party: God's Party, Republicans Preference: Staff Aides OMG: I took a hardline stance against that sonuvabitch Clinton to protect the sanctity of marriage. Then I divorced my wife of 29 years and married a staff aide. Family values rock!! astro_man23's rating:
1.5 Office: U.S. Senate (Massachusettes)Term: 1967-1979 Party: Republican Party Preference: Barbara Walters OMG: Barbara Walters!  astro_man23's rating:
 
 Office: Attorney General (Georgia)Term: 1981-1997 Party: Republican Party Preference: Playboy Club waitresses who happened to become my secretary OMG: The affair only lasted for a decade and continued up to my bid for the Governor's office. What's the big deal? astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: U.S. Representatives (6th District Illinois)Term: 1975-2007 Party: Party of Morals and Family Values Preference: Impeaching President Clinton while conducting a secret affair OMG: I knew that to beat my enemy, I had to understand him. And the only way I could do that, was to have an extramarital affair. I did it for the good of the country. astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: U.S. Senate (Oregon)Term: 1969-1995 Party: Republicans of Columbus Preference: Any random woman OMG: Sexual harassment and sexual abuse allegations from 10 different staffers and aides! Beat that, Tim Hutchinson, you fuckin amateur! astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: U.S. House of Representatives (6th District Indiana)Term: 1983-2003 Party: The Anti-Clinton, I mean, Anti-Obama, I mean Republican Party Preference: Fathering babies out of wedlock, nurses OMG: So what if I married the woman who was nursing my dying wife? astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: U.S. House of Representatives (16th District, Florida)Term: 1995-2006 Party: Republican Party Preference: Teenage boys, Congressional pages, sexting Turn-offs: FBI Investigations OMG: I will vote against LBGT rights, even though, by doing so, technically, I'm voting against my own rights. God, I love America. astro_man23's rating:
7.6 Office: President of the United States (and the best one at that)Term: 1933-1945 (Congress had to kick me out, those bastards) Party: Democratic Party Preference: Well, besides beating Nazi ass, beating Depression ass, and fighting polio, that would be Lucy Mercer. She was there when I died. And where was my wife? {shrugs} OMG: I just couldn't keep away from Ms. Mercer. Probably should've just married her instead of my wife. Yeah, probably would've made more sense. astro_man23's rating:
 
2.3 Office: U.S. Senate (Arizona)Term: 1987-Current Party: Republican Party Preference: Besides being a badass war hero and then a total fucking sellout to the conservative nutjobs to whom I sacrificed my goddamn political future? And for what? For fucking Sarah Palin?! That's what I got out of the 2008 election?! That's my fucking legacy?! Fuck, I should've just run as Obama's VP. OMG: I cheated. It happened. Let's move on. astro_man23's rating:
 
1 Office: U.S. House of Representatives (1st District, Louisiana)Term: 1977-1999 Party: Party of Stone Casters Preference: Impeaching presidents while getting my knob shined by a woman not my wife OMG: After I got caught having my affair, I doubled-dog dared Bill to resign with me, but that pussy chickened out. I did it for you, America. I did it for you. astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: Governor of OregonTerm: 1987-1991 Party: Democraps Preference: 14-year-old girls OMG: Yeah, I had sex with a 14-year-old girl. You need something else? astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: U.S. House of Representatives (18th District, Ohio)Term: 1949-1976 Party: Dumbocrats Preference: Two for the price of one OMG: Divorced my wife of 4 decades, then quickly remarried somebody while hiring a hot young "secretary" to be my mistress. Why remarry? It's hotter when you know it's wrong. Giggity. astro_man23's rating:
5.5 Office: U.S. Senate (Utah)Term: 1896-1897 Party: Republican Party Preference: Bitches who don't shoot me OMG: And then my bitch of a mistress shot me in the #$@$*! back. She shot me in the @#$!@# back and I died. astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: Governor of South CarolinaTerm: 2003-2011 Party: Republican Party Preference: Abandoning my responsibilities, flying to Argentina and boning some sweet South American mamma OMG: Did it all in office and you paid for it!  astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: U.S. Senate (Nevada)Term: 2001-2011 Party: Republican Party Preference: Going after Dems for being morally corrupt, tree-hugging servants of Satan all while doin' a woman who is not the woman I vowed to be faithful to OMG: I protected the sanctity of marriage by keeping those dirty gays out of our military during a time of war, then had to resign because I got caught breaking the vows of my marriage. astro_man23's rating:
2.3 Office: U.S. Senator (North Carolina)Term: 1999-2005 Party: Democrats Preference: Women who aren't my dying wife OMG: My wife was practically on her deathbed. And I used her as a talking point during the 2008 campaign, remember? Yeah, I cheated on her. But she's dead now. That makes it okay, right? I mean, could you imagine the kind of shitstorm the Dems would be in now if I had beat Obama and McCain? It would be Clinton all over again. Heh heh. That's kinda funny to think about, yall. astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: U.S. Senate (Idaho)Term: 1991-2009 Party: Republican Party Preference: Self-loathing, anonymous homosexual bathroom encounters OMG: I am so not-gay that I voted against gay rights in just about every way you can imagine. In fact, I'm so not-gay that I have sex with men all the time. I even know the secret foot-tapping gay code that gets you laid at truck stops and airports. That's how not-gay I am. astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: U.S. Senate (Louisiana)Term: 2005-Current Party: Repubs Preference: Illegal Prostitutes OMG: Hey at least the Republican Party was willing to forgive me simply to keep a Republican in office. And I got to collect a paycheck. I love this country! astro_man23's rating:
1 Office: Governor of New JerseyTerm: 2002-2004 Party: Party of All-Talk, No-Action Preference: Israeli Defense Force Veterans I appoint as New Jersey Homeland Security adviser. I am definitely pro-Israel ;) OMG: I picked the best time to come out of the closet: while in office! astro_man23's rating:
6.6 Office: President of the United StatesTerm: 1801-1809 Party: Democratic-Republican Party, Friends of America (pretty exclusive club as far as political groups go) Preference: Concubine Sally Hemmings OMG: Yeah I was married to a white woman, but I couldn't help sticking my paw in the brown sugar jar. I was the founding father of more than just America, bitches. Mocha babies! astro_man23's rating:
1.3 Office: Governor of New YorkTerm: 2007-2008 Party: Party of Change You Wish You Could Believe In Preference: Ugly Skanks That Overcharge OMG: I cleverly used my anti-prostitution platform as a coverup for a prostitute addiction, the way Republicans use their anti-gay platform to stay in the closet. Sadly, it backfired right in my fucking monkey face.  vs.  astro_man23's rating:
1.7 Office: America's Mayor (NYC's the only city that matters)Term: 1994-2001 Party: G.O.P. Preference: Anything with a va-jay-jay OMG: I don't even know how many mistresses I've had. Do you? astro_man23's rating:
7.3 Office: President of the United StatesTerm: 1961-1963 Party: Democratic Party Preference: Hotties, Girls Who Know What They Can Do For Their Country OMG: Blondes? Brunettes? Both. I mean look at them. Can you blame me?  and  astro_man23's rating:
6.1  Office: Governator of KaliforniyaTerm: 2003-2011 Party: The Arnold Branch of the Republican Party (official party symbol thumbnailed on the right) Preference: Women who can keep a secret OMG: For years, I kept my affairs a secret knowing that my wife, a Democrat, would support me as I made my way to the top in politics, just like I did in Conan the Barbarian. And to show my support, I kindly allowed her to sign my ugly mistress's paychecks for all those years.  vs.  astro_man23's rating:
1.6 Office: Lord Governor of Christendom Morality and Family ValuesTerm: Whenever a Democrat's in office Party: God's Chosen Party of the Right Preference: Any woman not my wife OMG: Cheated on multiple wives, even ones on a deathbed, all while touting "family values" and going after Bill with all the rabid furor only a Christian zealot or Muslim terrorist could possibly appreciate. Now all I have to do is beat that intellectual giant Sarah Palin in a primary. Then, America is mine.  astro_man23's rating:
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Not that i wanna imply sth by that :D
Maybe democrats are just better at keeping secrets, who knows :D
it's a messed up world we live in