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Added by Dierdre on 9 Oct 2010 07:59
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D: (And Other Movies That Failed)

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People who added this item 4039 Average listal rating (2611 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.2
I was really excited for this movie for a long time, and then it came out and it made me laugh. Like, in places where I was pretty sure I wasn't supposed to. The dialogue was awkward and cut off before it should have.

Bella: Do you have contacts?
Edward: No. It's the lighting. -Hurriedly walks away-

Perfect parody of the books. 10 Stars. Hilarious!

Did anyone else notice that the entire movie was in some weird '80s-horror-movie blue?

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If only it were a comedy...
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People who added this item 687 Average listal rating (461 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 3.4
Vampires Suck (2010)
Okay, I take the comedy part back.
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People who added this item 1670 Average listal rating (1085 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.9
Miley Cyrus' voice really bugs me. Unusually so. Well, I guess for a kid's movie it really wasn't bad.

...Maybe not.

Redeeming Quality:
Its audience was not me.
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People who added this item 950 Average listal rating (628 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 4.9
I love Michael Cera. I love tons of his movie, I love his awkwardness, I think he's adorable.

I absolutely hated this movie. It had its charming moments, but overall, it just made me groan.

Zed: "You could be my right-hand man."
Oh: "I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you."

"Oh no, Michael Cera! My acting career was just eaten by a mastadon."

Redeeming Quality: Olivia Wilde

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People who added this item 1954 Average listal rating (1165 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 6
I'm not a fan of cheerleaders, but after seeing this movie, I just pity them. Please spare a couple brain cells and avoid this fail-fest.

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I've heard good things about the original Herbie. Unfortunately, I've never seen it. After seeing Lindsay Lohan in this version, I don't think I ever will. Just overall, it was like a train wreck: It's so bad, but you can't stop watching.

Points, however, to the adorable car.

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People who added this item 1306 Average listal rating (737 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.7
I went to go see this with my then-boyfriend. I felt bad for taking him to see it. It's probably why he broke up with me.

I can't believe a movie would pay for Julia Roberts and Jamie Foxx and only give them, like, 5 minutes of screen time. Most of it went to the mockery the world calls acting coming from Ashton Kutcher. It was a whole bunch of famous people in a movie with absolutely no plot.

Thanks, Hollywood, for tricking me out of my money once again.

Redeeming Quality: The adorable attempt at acting by Taylor Swift.

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...What? What did I just watch? Was that about Marie Antoinette? Seriously? It was a two-hour montage of pink pastries and pretty shoes. No one bothered with plot, or dialogue, or anything.

No, just no.

Redeeming Quality:
When I remembered halfway through the film Kirsten Dunst played Claudia in Interview With the Vampire.
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Another movie I saw with a then-boyfriend.
I, like many others, had nostalgic feelings for this movie.

The movie was so bad the projector refused to play it 30 minutes into the movie. Seriously.


The movie theater felt the same way and gave us free tickets for the next time we came.

Question: Why is Goku white? And who decided that ruining childhood memories would be okay?

Redeeming Quality:
It didn't actually have anything to do with Dragonball.
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People who added this item 1473 Average listal rating (941 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.2
I'm on the "flag team".
We are not that hot.

Apparently, this movie was trying to be contemporary and satirical.
It did neither.
Although, I did find it hysterically funny.

And whoever did the script needs to be euthanaized.
Do we teenagers really talk like that?

Don't get me wrong, I ADORE Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried. (And Adam Brody, and pretty much the entire cast.) Somehow, though it just fell flat.

Also, the plot made no sense.

Redeeming Quality: Two hours of this:

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I have seen this movie twice on TV. How did people not cry during this? It was appallingly bad.

Check on its Listal page. Most of the mentions are for "Worst Movies of All Time."

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People who added this item 1788 Average listal rating (1097 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.8
Too large a cast, Hilary Duff, no real comedy, etc.

I didn't like this movie at all. Maybe I'm judging it a little harshly, but there was just nothing memorable or even anything interesting.

It told me nothing remotely intriguing about family values, or Mormons.

Redeeming Quality:
I was just told that the family isn't Mormon.

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...What the heck?

Here, just watch this...

I hope no one has to experience this movie ever again.

Redeeming Quality:
It could be used as an effective means of torture.
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People who added this item 142 Average listal rating (93 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 1.6
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Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Oct 16 18:23
I completely agree with you! This is an excellent list of the worst excuses for movies ever....I have a list that is called the worst excuses for movies....check it out and see if you agree.... :) :) really good list
Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Oct 17 4:40
agree with all, and I watched Cheaper by the Dozen cos there's Taylor Lautner there. LOL
Posted: 7 years, 7 months ago at Nov 3 5:05
Wow, this list is indeed a crap-fest. I think my younger sister actually liked Marie Antoinette somehow... FAIL! =Þ
Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 16 10:32
why no comments on never say never!
i am glad i havnt watched most of these! :)
Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 22 3:59
like the name of your list
Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 22 4:06
ily justin bieber
Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 22 6:19
Sereously, which crackhead had the idea making son goku american ? ... its like deciding to let the queen of england played by whoopie goldberg...

Goood list!
Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 22 7:37
u Definitely dont know anything about movies , so Bolt is bad cause " Miley Cyrus' voice really bugs me" thats just stupid . u r just a heater .
Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 22 12:14
Justin Bieber has a movie now?? I'm embarrassed for the world!
Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 22 12:52
And you, my good sir, know nothing about English.

"u r just a heater."


Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 23 0:23
you ashould add Urban Legend 3: Bloody Mary, pure torture
Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 23 1:21
Man, talk crap about some people's obsessions and they get really upset. They'll understand why that's so funny in the future. There isn't a single movie on this list that I liked (maybe Cheaper by the Dozen a little because Tom Welling is a hottie) and I too find that "Miley Cyrus' voice really bugs me. Unusually so." And if that's what you have to listen to for 2 hours then it is a legitimate reason not to like it.

Also, I respect Justin Beiber for being a talented kid, really, but that "documentary" was just an excuse to make money off silly little girls and their parents who spoil them rotten. I work at a movie theater and that was one of the worst movies as far as customers go. We even had one girl tell her grandpa "You're not my favorite Grandpa anymore" just cause he wouldn't get her some candy. And then he gave in 5 minutes later. Spoiled much.

Okay, rant over.
Edit: 7 years ago
Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 23 3:55
Year One was so stupid I loved it. Cera and Black were a great team.
Posted: 6 years, 9 months ago at Sep 11 2:02
Really good list with spot on notes. Except for Bolt I think Miley is great and the films cool.
Posted: 6 years, 9 months ago at Sep 26 0:42
Wow you went all the shining on Justin Bieber.
Great list man.
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Oct 31 21:19
I'm with you on all, except "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus." It's called "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus." If you expect it to be anything more than a soggy crapfest, it's your own fault. :D
Posted: 6 years ago at Jun 7 9:06
My dad has taken me to see a lot of movies. Usually, he'll say, "you're going to love this movie". Usually, he's right. In fact, he's only been wrong once.

Wing Commander

The only good thing about this movie is that the projector broke about an hour into it and we got free tickets for our next movie (we used them to see The Lord of the Rings). It is the only movie my dad apologized for taking me to see.

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