List added by GemLil on 25 May 2008 05:28

Cor Blimey!: Cockney Movies

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6.6

1. Breaking and Entering (2006)

Pearly Rating: 6/10

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341

6.5

2. Flushed Away (2006)

Pearly Rating: 6/10

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6.5

6.8

3. The Football Factory (2004)

Pearly Rating: 9/10

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219

7.5

4. Green Street Hooligans (2005)

Pearly Rating: 3/10 (Some shit attempts at cockney accents and a yank, the anti-cockney)

GemLil's rating:

675

7.8

8.1

5. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Pearly Rating: 9/10

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6.8

6.2

6. Love, Honor and Obey (2000)

Pearly Rating: 9/10

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7. The Martins (2001)

Pearly Rating: 9/10

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864

7.7

8. Mary Poppins (1964)

Pearly Rating: 2/10 (Sorry Dick but 'mock'ney just wont cut it)

GemLil's rating:

6.5

9. McVicar (1980)

Pearly Rating: 7/10

6.1

6.3

10. Mean Machine (2001)

Pearly Rating: 7/10 (Some northeners)

GemLil's rating:

6.6

7.3

11. Nil by Mouth (1997)

Pearly Rating: 10/10 (Not a middle-classer in sight)

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7.6

12. Oliver! (1968)

Pearly Rating: 10/10 (Bill Sykes and Nancy)

GemLil's rating:

228

6.5

13. Oliver Twist (2005)

Pearly Rating: 8/10 (Not quite as cockney)

GemLil's rating:

7.4

14. Quadrophenia (1979)

Pearly Rating: 9/10

6.9

7.3

15. Scrooge (1970)

Pearly Rating: 8/10

GemLil's rating:

107

7.1

16. Sexy Beast (2000)

Pearly Rating: 8/10

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6.6

7.6

17. Scum (1979)

Pearly Rating: 7/10

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201

6.5

18. Sid and Nancy (1986)

Pearly Rating: 7/10

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1141

7.8

8.2

19. Snatch (2000)

Pearly Rating: 10/10 ("Do you know what a Nemisis is?")

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Comments

Dionysian Child

Posted : 1 year, 5 months ago at May 26 12:17

How did Mary Poppins get left off!

GemLil

Posted : 1 year, 5 months ago at May 26 12:19

Not a real cockney in sight, Ill put it up but it wont get a very high pearly rating!!

escafeld

Posted : 1 year, 1 month ago at Sep 21 4:41

How's about McVicar? There's a rousing rendition of 'Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner' when the prisoners blockade themselves in part of the prison.

GemLil

Posted : 1 year, 1 month ago at Sep 21 6:49

Thanks! Up it goes.

Description

A Cockney is a traditional Londoner who is born within the sound of the Bells of the St Mary-le-Bow Church. This list is so cockney, if you pick up your Lord and Peers, you'll catch the sound of Bow's Auntie Nells. So shut your Hale and Pace and have a Butcher's Hook!

'Interesting' aside
A Cockney Poem

Me Bricks and Mortar

I love me bricks and mortar

Her boat race is so sweet

Come on now, take a butchers

She's the cutest thing you'll meet

Her Barnet's blonde and curly

Her Errol's proud and strong

Her Glass of plonk so tiny

Her plates of meat so long

And, when she goes to Bo-Peep

It tugs at me old Jam Tart

She aint just a dustbin lid

She's a blooming work of art!


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