"In my autobiography,Playing the Field, I was one of the first celebrities to openly discuss the penis sizes of the men I knew. Because of that, the book caused quite a stir in its day. Talk show hosts, especially men, were very intimidated by a woman who frankly evaluated men the way men had evaluated women over the years - by inches."
"I once said that 7 1/2 inches was the ideal penis size for me. What, you may ask, is the basis for such a specific measurement? It is a complicated equation, to be sure - part astrology, part East Indian Kama Sutra, and part old-fashioned carpenter's tape measure. And experience. It's the Scientific Method: experimentation. Go figure. It's the right size. "
On Mick Jagger with whom she had a relationship in the 1980's, she had this to say. “He has the smallest penis alive. He’s a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick. It is very little." This isn't the first time she has disparaged the size of Mick's member. A couple of years ago I think she was on Jonathon Ross in the UK and held up her pinky. She said at the time that her pinky would have been an improvement.
As for a celebrity who is well endowed she chose Liam Neeson.“He took his pants off, an Evian bottle fell out. It was huge.”
"I'm a size queen. Honestly. If I'm on a date and I see the guy is not packing, that's when I fake a backache. Suddenly, your back goes out. I learned that from my friends."
“Hmmm—what constitutes a nice package in my opinion? A pretty good size. I’ve been called a `size queen’ before. My friends tease me about it. I just like nice packages. God size package.” What does that mean? “Honestly? He’s gotta be hangin’.” When the writer says he thought the song’s term might refer to other qualities about a guy, she corrects him. “No. No, it’s just about the one thing. It’s about the kickstand, that’s all…It’s a girly thing. When girlfriends get together, they talk about guys, just the way guys get together and talk about girls.” You talk about size? “Well, you know? We talk about you guys. Who’s big, who’s not. We talk about a lot of things. Sorry.”
What does she look for in the men she’s attracted to? “Intelligence. Sense of humor. And a big cock…that’s it. In that order. A nerd with a big penis. Ideal. A genius with a penis. Isn’t that what we all want?”
When it’s suggested that size can be difficult to discern, she looks incredulous. “Oh, come on. You can get an indication. We’ve all done random sampling here hands, feet and nose. All the extremeties. Sometimes you can be fooled, because if they’re too big, a really big guy, like six-seven with big hands and stuff, that can backfire on you. But you take an average-size man—six foot one, long, aqualine nose—you’re talking about an 85 percent accuracy rate. And then there’ the age-old trick: You make out with him, he gets a hard-on, you check it out. And then if it’s not all there, you say, `You know, I’m not really ready for this yet.’”
She rolls her eyes. “Oh God, the next guy I go out with is going to be petrified when he kisses me. Oh My God, he won’t get a hard-on—he’ll be petrified it won’t be big enough for me…”
(November 1995 Esquire)
“I go to bed with men, not boys.” What do women want these days? “Sometimes all we need is a big dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?” Isn’t that a bit simplistic? “Maybe, but I’ve learned not to expect that much in relationships. So being well-hung is at least compensation for a general lack of sensitivity in the emotional area.”
(unverified interview on Internet fan site)
When she was asked: "What's the very first thing you notice on a guy when it's lust at first sight? Be honest!"
Keeley answered, "His trouser bulge! Hey, you told me to be honest. It's no good getting close to a guy and then finding out he can't deliver the goods. Size DOES matter. Although you know that don't you!"
“I’m not going to pretend it doesn’t make a difference. I know some women say that size doesn’t matter. But it does, at least for me. Put it this way: I can’t see any down side to a man being well hung.” “So many women fight over how big their diamonds are, but the size of the stone is really about their man’s ego over his little thing. I think diamonds have a direct relationship to your man’s penis size. Does size count? Unfortunately, yes.”
“Size definitely matters. Whoever says size doesn’t matter is a liar with a small dick. But I’m lucky, I never met any of those.”
January 2004 Maxim: Teasingly called herself a “pervert,” recalling that when she met a giant NFL player with “huge, beautiful hands,” she desperately wanted “to see what’s in his pants! Can you imagine what it must be like?”
On Howard Stern show, she agreed with Pam Anderson that penis size is very important. She claimed to be able to pick out a well-endowed man from a crowd; Stern had the guys in the studio line up, and she correctly picked out the one with the biggest penis. According to Stroker9800, who heard the interview, Molly was quite proud of this ability. She remarked that well-hung guys prefer button flys over normal zippers on their jeans.
On her song “How Many Licks,” she talked about one of her favorite lovers: “And this black dude I called King Kong / He had a big-ass dick and a hurricane tongue.” On a collaboration with the notorious Tommy Lee, Methods of Mayhem, she rapped: “Under seven inches? Eh, sorry, mini-men. I can’t fuck with them.”
"I'm really shallow when I come to guys. I only date really good looking, well-endowed guys, with great bodies. My friends are always going on at me. I'm like, I can't help it! I'm just a woman with high standards! "