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1. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Shaving Ryan's Privates
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People who added this item 5934  Average listal rating (4112 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating 8.5 
2. Gladiator (2000)
Glad He Ate Her
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People who added this item 3464  Average listal rating (2196 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.5 
3. Gangs of New York (2002)
Gangbangs of New York
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People who added this item 8880  Average listal rating (5525 ratings) 8.1  IMDB Rating 8.8 
4. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the... (2001)
Lord of the G-strings
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People who added this item 5121  Average listal rating (3124 ratings) 8.4  IMDB Rating 8.9 
5. Schindler's List (1993)
Schindler's Fist
Even the original cover art almost works!
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People who added this item 1254  Average listal rating (806 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.4 
6. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
The Hills Have Thighs

People who added this item 3714  Average listal rating (2518 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating 8.3 
7. Die Hard (1988)
Dyke Hard

I think the original title works - for nechrophiliacs!
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People who added this item 5785  Average listal rating (3828 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 7.9 
8. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E3: The Extra Testicle
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People who added this item 1186  Average listal rating (686 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating 7.9 
9. My Fair Lady (1964)
My Bare Lady
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People who added this item 5331  Average listal rating (3587 ratings) 8  IMDB Rating 8.7 
10. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Star Whores
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People who added this item 4426  Average listal rating (2895 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating 8.2 
11. A Beautiful Mind (2001)
A Beautiful Behind
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People who added this item 955  Average listal rating (614 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 7.2 
12. Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Porn on the 4th of July
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People who added this item 1724  Average listal rating (1042 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 6.8 
13. Sleepless in Seattle (1993)
Sleeping with Seattle
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People who added this item 607  Average listal rating (412 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.9 
14. Clear and Present Danger (1994)
A Clear and Pleasant Stranger
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People who added this item 3217  Average listal rating (2176 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 3.6 
15. Batman & Robin (1997)
Fatman in Robin

&

Bedman and Throbbin

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People who added this item 782  Average listal rating (480 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating
16. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
Hannah does her Sisters
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People who added this item 443  Average listal rating (267 ratings) 8.3  IMDB Rating
17. Twin Peaks Pilot
Twin Peeks


People who added this item 1191  Average listal rating (690 ratings) 4.7  IMDB Rating 4.6 
18. Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)
Honey, I Blew Everyone
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People who added this item 1926  Average listal rating (1247 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 6.9 
19. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
Throbbin Hood : Prince of Beavers
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People who added this item 7121  Average listal rating (4657 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating
20. Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Pork
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People who added this item 775  Average listal rating (486 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 6.6 
21. White Men Can't Jump (1992)
White Men Can't Hump
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People who added this item 984  Average listal rating (686 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.4 
22. Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Rambone
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People who added this item 763  Average listal rating (399 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 7.7 
23. Malcolm X (1992)
Malcolm XXX

People who added this item 984  Average listal rating (580 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.8 
24. Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Saturday Night Beaver
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People who added this item 802  Average listal rating (566 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 6.9 
25. Romancing the Stone (1984)
Romancing the Bone
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People who added this item 3603  Average listal rating (2411 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 7.6 
26. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
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People who added this item 249  Average listal rating (147 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating 7.7 
27. On Golden Pond (1981)
On Golden Blonde
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People who added this item 1589  Average listal rating (946 ratings) 8.1  IMDB Rating 8.4 
28. Singin' in the Rain (1952)
Swinging in the Rain
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People who added this item 429  Average listal rating (260 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating 6.9 
29. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Titty Titty Bang Bang
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People who added this item 2180  Average listal rating (1357 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.7 
30. City of Angels (1998)
City of Anals
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People who added this item 3928  Average listal rating (2622 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 7.1 
31. School of Rock (2003)
School of Cock
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People who added this item 757  Average listal rating (468 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 6.8 
32. Risky Business (1983)
Frisky Business
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People who added this item 7124  Average listal rating (4630 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating 8.2 
33. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Fill Bill
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People who added this item 1038  Average listal rating (601 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating 7.6 
34. West Side Story (1961)
Breast Side Story
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35. Mission: Impossible (1996)
Position Impossible
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36. A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)
A Midsummer Night's Cream
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37. Wild Wild West (1999)
Wild Wild Chest
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38. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Beverly Hills Cock
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39. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Buffy the Vampire Layer
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40. Terms of Endearment (1983)
Sperms of Endearment

People who added this item 1850  Average listal rating (1127 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.6 
41. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
When Harry ate Sally
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42. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Good, The Bed and The Snuggly
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43. Forrest Gump (1994)
Forest Hump

&

Sorest Rump
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44. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
Plan 69 from Outer Space
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45. Against All Odds (1984)
Against All Bods

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46. Tomb Raider (2001)
Womb Raider
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47. Top Gun (1986)
Top Buns

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48. The Lion King (1994)
The Loin Kin

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49. Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation

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People who added this item 134  Average listal rating (88 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 7.5 
50. Pumping Iron (1977)
Pumping Irene

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You have your cast, you have your film crew, you even know who’s going to be doing what to whom and in which position, you know how you’ll film it... but something is missing from your porn movie. You need a Title, something to catch the public's attention, a title that says it all, yet has an air of familiarity about it.

Here is my list of favourite porn titles that are twists of real movies.

I cannot vouch for the quality or content of each of these porn movies, I haven't seen them all (honest) but you have to admit, perverted movie titles are really funny! Shaving Ryan's Privates is a classic.

If the original was a blockbuster, so much the better.

All the titles shown in this list are genuine porn movies, I haven't made these up. So be careful what you ask for!

Enjoy!

Additional suggestions welcome!

Also check out:
http://www.listal.com/list/could-it-be-porn

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Comments

Posted: 5 years, 6 months ago at Mar 28 19:32
Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Jun 2 15:05
Thighs and Dolls
The Da Vinci Load
Beaver Juice
Night of Giving Head
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Black Cock Down
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Flesh Gordon
The Porn Identity
Requiem for a Cream
Come in 60 Seconds
National Pleasure
The Boner Collector
Posted: 4 years, 11 months ago at Oct 17 16:36
Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Men In Black Men
Oh, She's Eleven
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Nov 18 19:25
Reckon you could locate the covers of these bad boys NFG?
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Dec 1 17:49
:|
one of the werdest list ever
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at Mar 24 7:44
(My, that sure is bad taste D:)
Ever heard of the German E.T. Porno, named E.T. the Vagina? And how about the porno of Beavis and Butt-head, named Beaver and Butt-face?
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at Mar 24 8:11
haha, gave me some laughs, man the Extra Testicle was the best one
Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at May 7 11:07
Breast side story? Kinky kong? Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation? Wow, I will never those movies in the same light again. lol! Haha! Well done! I love your list!
Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at May 27 16:09
LOL :D
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at Jun 19 14:08
Extra testicle Nice !!!! haa haa
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Jul 24 23:52
One true "classic" is still missing on this list: The Bare Bitch Project :-D
Posted: 4 years, 1 month ago at Aug 6 14:07
lmfao
Posted: 4 years, 1 month ago at Aug 8 11:08
LOl, fascinating :)
Posted: 4 years ago at Sep 12 2:05
Wanna know something fucked up? I totally saw Lord of the G- Strings. I'm a huge LOTR nerd, and I saw it- though at BlockBuster, its title was: Lord of the Strings; and had three chicks... I couldn't resist.

Safe to say, I mildly regret it.

The main girls name?
Dildo Saggins...
Posted: 4 years ago at Sep 12 3:57
Lolz
Posted: 4 years ago at Sep 12 5:31
the Hills have size
The Bare wench project
Posted: 3 years, 12 months ago at Oct 4 15:58
The lovely boner! :) great list mate! xxxx
Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at May 6 8:54
School Of Cock?

That's the worst title ever... Who would ever wanna go in there?

Oh, Jenna would!
Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at May 15 9:51
hahaha!glad he ate her!!!hahaha!they should do transporners with megan cox!!!
Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jun 3 20:49
cool list lol. some i have heard but some good new ens
Posted: 3 years ago at Sep 9 12:59
Glad he ate her? That's pure gold.
Posted: 3 years ago at Sep 17 13:51
One of the funniest list. ^^
Posted: 3 years ago at Sep 17 15:15
LOL this is a great list.
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Feb 22 22:51
xD very funny!
Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Mar 17 4:16
Hilarious! "Blown in 60 Seconds" is my favorite.

I also recommend:
Clash of the Titties!
Posted: 2 years ago at Sep 4 4:44
Super Hornio Bros.
Posted: 2 years ago at Sep 6 14:32
Hilarious.....
Posted: 2 years ago at Sep 28 16:42
Great List

Suggestions:
"True Clit"
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Blue Balls"
"Transgenders: Revenge of the Ballin'"
"Transgenders: Dark of the Poon"
"The Legend of Zor's Ho"
"Super 8 Inches"
"The Magnificent Seven Inches"
"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Asspian"
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Oct 11 1:28
These are hilarious titles. Who could even take them seriously!? The extra testicle? LOL
Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Jan 17 20:13
A few here were probably actually better than the film they were spoofing!! ;P
Posted: 1 month, 1 week ago at Aug 23 23:16
this is hilarious, i first heard of 'school of cock' in 'The 40 year old virgin' but i didn't think it's real, and i heard about 'Good will humping' in Friends the TV series, and 'Riding Miss Daisy' is an extremely hilarious title.
Posted: 1 month, 1 week ago at Aug 24 2:47
Men in Back
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