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Don't Rent the wrong movie (XXX Porn Titles)

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1. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Shaving Ryan's Privates
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People who added this item 5909  Average listal rating (4083 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating 8.5 
2. Gladiator (2000)
Glad He Ate Her
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People who added this item 3446  Average listal rating (2184 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.5 
3. Gangs of New York (2002)
Gangbangs of New York
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People who added this item 8847  Average listal rating (5490 ratings) 8.1  IMDB Rating 8.8 
4. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the... (2001)
Lord of the G-strings
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People who added this item 5100  Average listal rating (3108 ratings) 8.4  IMDB Rating 8.9 
5. Schindler's List (1993)
Schindler's Fist
Even the original cover art almost works!
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People who added this item 1248  Average listal rating (800 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.4 
6. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
The Hills Have Thighs

People who added this item 3696  Average listal rating (2498 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating 8.3 
7. Die Hard (1988)
Dyke Hard

I think the original title works - for nechrophiliacs!
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People who added this item 5761  Average listal rating (3804 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 7.9 
8. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E3: The Extra Testicle
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People who added this item 1177  Average listal rating (676 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating 7.9 
9. My Fair Lady (1964)
My Bare Lady
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People who added this item 5305  Average listal rating (3562 ratings) 8  IMDB Rating 8.7 
10. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Star Whores
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People who added this item 4407  Average listal rating (2879 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating 8.2 
11. A Beautiful Mind (2001)
A Beautiful Behind
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People who added this item 950  Average listal rating (612 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 7.2 
12. Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Porn on the 4th of July
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People who added this item 1716  Average listal rating (1037 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 6.8 
13. Sleepless in Seattle (1993)
Sleeping with Seattle
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People who added this item 605  Average listal rating (409 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.9 
14. Clear and Present Danger (1994)
A Clear and Pleasant Stranger
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People who added this item 3197  Average listal rating (2165 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 3.6 
15. Batman & Robin (1997)
Fatman in Robin

&

Bedman and Throbbin

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People who added this item 774  Average listal rating (476 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating
16. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
Hannah does her Sisters
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People who added this item 438  Average listal rating (264 ratings) 8.3  IMDB Rating
17. Twin Peaks Pilot
Twin Peeks


People who added this item 1187  Average listal rating (688 ratings) 4.7  IMDB Rating 4.6 
18. Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)
Honey, I Blew Everyone
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People who added this item 1915  Average listal rating (1238 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 6.9 
19. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
Throbbin Hood : Prince of Beavers
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People who added this item 7093  Average listal rating (4630 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating
20. Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Pork
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People who added this item 764  Average listal rating (478 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 6.6 
21. White Men Can't Jump (1992)
White Men Can't Hump
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People who added this item 977  Average listal rating (681 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.3 
22. Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Rambone
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People who added this item 756  Average listal rating (397 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 7.7 
23. Malcolm X (1992)
Malcolm XXX

People who added this item 978  Average listal rating (576 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.8 
24. Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Saturday Night Beaver
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People who added this item 799  Average listal rating (561 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 6.9 
25. Romancing the Stone (1984)
Romancing the Bone
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People who added this item 3588  Average listal rating (2400 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 7.6 
26. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
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People who added this item 245  Average listal rating (146 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating 7.7 
27. On Golden Pond (1981)
On Golden Blonde
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People who added this item 1577  Average listal rating (938 ratings) 8.1  IMDB Rating 8.4 
28. Singin' in the Rain (1952)
Swinging in the Rain
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People who added this item 425  Average listal rating (259 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating 6.9 
29. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Titty Titty Bang Bang
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People who added this item 2174  Average listal rating (1354 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.7 
30. City of Angels (1998)
City of Anals
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People who added this item 3913  Average listal rating (2613 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 7.1 
31. School of Rock (2003)
School of Cock
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People who added this item 754  Average listal rating (465 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 6.8 
32. Risky Business (1983)
Frisky Business
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People who added this item 7106  Average listal rating (4604 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating 8.2 
33. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Fill Bill
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People who added this item 1027  Average listal rating (595 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating 7.6 
34. West Side Story (1961)
Breast Side Story
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35. Mission: Impossible (1996)
Position Impossible
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36. A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)
A Midsummer Night's Cream
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37. Wild Wild West (1999)
Wild Wild Chest
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38. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Beverly Hills Cock
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39. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Buffy the Vampire Layer
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People who added this item 434  Average listal rating (250 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 7.4 
40. Terms of Endearment (1983)
Sperms of Endearment

People who added this item 1837  Average listal rating (1118 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.6 
41. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
When Harry ate Sally
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42. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Good, The Bed and The Snuggly
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43. Forrest Gump (1994)
Forest Hump

&

Sorest Rump
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44. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
Plan 69 from Outer Space
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45. Against All Odds (1984)
Against All Bods

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46. Tomb Raider (2001)
Womb Raider
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47. Top Gun (1986)
Top Buns

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48. The Lion King (1994)
The Loin Kin

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49. Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation

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People who added this item 133  Average listal rating (88 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 7.5 
50. Pumping Iron (1977)
Pumping Irene

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You have your cast, you have your film crew, you even know who’s going to be doing what to whom and in which position, you know how you’ll film it... but something is missing from your porn movie. You need a Title, something to catch the public's attention, a title that says it all, yet has an air of familiarity about it.

Here is my list of favourite porn titles that are twists of real movies.

I cannot vouch for the quality or content of each of these porn movies, I haven't seen them all (honest) but you have to admit, perverted movie titles are really funny! Shaving Ryan's Privates is a classic.

If the original was a blockbuster, so much the better.

All the titles shown in this list are genuine porn movies, I haven't made these up. So be careful what you ask for!

Enjoy!

Additional suggestions welcome!

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http://www.listal.com/list/could-it-be-porn

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Comments

Posted: 5 years, 5 months ago at Mar 28 19:32
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Jun 2 15:05
Thighs and Dolls
The Da Vinci Load
Beaver Juice
Night of Giving Head
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Black Cock Down
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Flesh Gordon
The Porn Identity
Requiem for a Cream
Come in 60 Seconds
National Pleasure
The Boner Collector
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Oct 17 16:36
Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Men In Black Men
Oh, She's Eleven
Posted: 4 years, 9 months ago at Nov 18 19:25
Reckon you could locate the covers of these bad boys NFG?
Posted: 4 years, 9 months ago at Dec 1 17:49
:|
one of the werdest list ever
Posted: 4 years, 5 months ago at Mar 24 7:44
(My, that sure is bad taste D:)
Ever heard of the German E.T. Porno, named E.T. the Vagina? And how about the porno of Beavis and Butt-head, named Beaver and Butt-face?
Posted: 4 years, 5 months ago at Mar 24 8:11
haha, gave me some laughs, man the Extra Testicle was the best one
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at May 7 11:07
Breast side story? Kinky kong? Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation? Wow, I will never those movies in the same light again. lol! Haha! Well done! I love your list!
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at May 27 16:09
LOL :D
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Jun 19 14:08
Extra testicle Nice !!!! haa haa
Posted: 4 years, 1 month ago at Jul 24 23:52
One true "classic" is still missing on this list: The Bare Bitch Project :-D
Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 6 14:07
lmfao
Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 8 11:08
LOl, fascinating :)
Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Sep 12 2:05
Wanna know something fucked up? I totally saw Lord of the G- Strings. I'm a huge LOTR nerd, and I saw it- though at BlockBuster, its title was: Lord of the Strings; and had three chicks... I couldn't resist.

Safe to say, I mildly regret it.

The main girls name?
Dildo Saggins...
Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Sep 12 3:57
Lolz
Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Sep 12 5:31
the Hills have size
The Bare wench project
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Oct 4 15:58
The lovely boner! :) great list mate! xxxx
Posted: 3 years, 3 months ago at May 6 8:54
School Of Cock?

That's the worst title ever... Who would ever wanna go in there?

Oh, Jenna would!
Posted: 3 years, 3 months ago at May 15 9:51
hahaha!glad he ate her!!!hahaha!they should do transporners with megan cox!!!
Posted: 3 years, 2 months ago at Jun 3 20:49
cool list lol. some i have heard but some good new ens
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Sep 9 12:59
Glad he ate her? That's pure gold.
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Sep 17 13:51
One of the funniest list. ^^
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Sep 17 15:15
LOL this is a great list.
Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Feb 22 22:51
xD very funny!
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at Mar 17 4:16
Hilarious! "Blown in 60 Seconds" is my favorite.

I also recommend:
Clash of the Titties!
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 4 4:44
Super Hornio Bros.
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 6 14:32
Hilarious.....
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Sep 28 16:42
Great List

Suggestions:
"True Clit"
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Blue Balls"
"Transgenders: Revenge of the Ballin'"
"Transgenders: Dark of the Poon"
"The Legend of Zor's Ho"
"Super 8 Inches"
"The Magnificent Seven Inches"
"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Asspian"
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Oct 11 1:28
These are hilarious titles. Who could even take them seriously!? The extra testicle? LOL
Posted: 1 year, 7 months ago at Jan 17 20:13
A few here were probably actually better than the film they were spoofing!! ;P
Posted: 5 days, 8 hours ago at Aug 23 23:16
this is hilarious, i first heard of 'school of cock' in 'The 40 year old virgin' but i didn't think it's real, and i heard about 'Good will humping' in Friends the TV series, and 'Riding Miss Daisy' is an extremely hilarious title.
Posted: 5 days, 5 hours ago at Aug 24 2:47
Men in Back
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