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Dyke Hard

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You have your cast, you have your film crew, you even know who’s going to be doing what to whom and in which position, you know how you’ll film it... but something is missing from your porn movie. You need a Title, something to catch the public's attention, a title that says it all, yet has an air of familiarity about it.

Here is my list of favourite porn titles that are twists of real movies.

I cannot vouch for the quality or content of each of these porn movies, I haven't seen them all (honest) but you have to admit, perverted movie titles are really funny! Shaving Ryan's Privates is a classic.

If the original was a blockbuster, so much the better.

All the titles shown in this list are genuine porn movies, I haven't made these up. So be careful what you ask for!

Enjoy!

Additional suggestions welcome!

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Posted: 8 years, 3 months ago at Mar 28 19:32
Posted: 8 years ago at Jun 2 15:05
Thighs and Dolls
The Da Vinci Load
Beaver Juice
Night of Giving Head
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Black Cock Down
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Flesh Gordon
The Porn Identity
Requiem for a Cream
Come in 60 Seconds
National Pleasure
The Boner Collector
Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Oct 17 16:36
Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Men In Black Men
Oh, She's Eleven
Posted: 7 years, 7 months ago at Nov 18 19:25
Reckon you could locate the covers of these bad boys NFG?
Posted: 7 years, 6 months ago at Dec 1 17:49
:|
one of the werdest list ever
Posted: 7 years, 3 months ago at Mar 24 7:44
(My, that sure is bad taste D:)
Ever heard of the German E.T. Porno, named E.T. the Vagina? And how about the porno of Beavis and Butt-head, named Beaver and Butt-face?
Posted: 7 years, 3 months ago at Mar 24 8:11
haha, gave me some laughs, man the Extra Testicle was the best one
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at May 7 11:07
Breast side story? Kinky kong? Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation? Wow, I will never those movies in the same light again. lol! Haha! Well done! I love your list!
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at May 27 16:09
LOL :D
Posted: 7 years ago at Jun 19 14:08
Extra testicle Nice !!!! haa haa
Posted: 6 years, 11 months ago at Jul 24 23:52
One true "classic" is still missing on this list: The Bare Bitch Project :-D
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Aug 6 14:07
lmfao
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Aug 8 11:08
LOl, fascinating :)
Posted: 6 years, 9 months ago at Sep 12 2:05
Wanna know something fucked up? I totally saw Lord of the G- Strings. I'm a huge LOTR nerd, and I saw it- though at BlockBuster, its title was: Lord of the Strings; and had three chicks... I couldn't resist.

Safe to say, I mildly regret it.

The main girls name?
Dildo Saggins...
Posted: 6 years, 9 months ago at Sep 12 3:57
Lolz
Posted: 6 years, 9 months ago at Sep 12 5:31
the Hills have size
The Bare wench project
Posted: 6 years, 8 months ago at Oct 4 15:58
The lovely boner! :) great list mate! xxxx
Posted: 6 years, 1 month ago at May 6 8:54
School Of Cock?

That's the worst title ever... Who would ever wanna go in there?

Oh, Jenna would!
Posted: 6 years, 1 month ago at May 15 9:51
hahaha!glad he ate her!!!hahaha!they should do transporners with megan cox!!!
Posted: 6 years ago at Jun 3 20:49
cool list lol. some i have heard but some good new ens
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Sep 9 12:59
Glad he ate her? That's pure gold.
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Sep 17 13:51
One of the funniest list. ^^
Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Feb 22 22:51
xD very funny!
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Mar 17 4:16
Hilarious! "Blown in 60 Seconds" is my favorite.

I also recommend:
Clash of the Titties!
Posted: 4 years, 9 months ago at Sep 4 4:44
Super Hornio Bros.
Posted: 4 years, 9 months ago at Sep 6 14:32
Hilarious.....
Posted: 4 years, 9 months ago at Sep 28 16:42
Great List

Suggestions:
"True Clit"
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Blue Balls"
"Transgenders: Revenge of the Ballin'"
"Transgenders: Dark of the Poon"
"The Legend of Zor's Ho"
"Super 8 Inches"
"The Magnificent Seven Inches"
"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Asspian"
Posted: 4 years, 8 months ago at Oct 11 1:28
These are hilarious titles. Who could even take them seriously!? The extra testicle? LOL
Posted: 4 years, 5 months ago at Jan 17 20:13
A few here were probably actually better than the film they were spoofing!! ;P
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Aug 23 23:16
this is hilarious, i first heard of 'school of cock' in 'The 40 year old virgin' but i didn't think it's real, and i heard about 'Good will humping' in Friends the TV series, and 'Riding Miss Daisy' is an extremely hilarious title.
Posted: 1 year, 2 months ago at Apr 27 21:37
hahahaha, I died with some titles!!!!
Posted: 3 weeks, 2 days ago at Jun 4 7:30
and Edward Penishand 1,2,3 was one funny

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