List added by Nonfictionguy on 21 March 2009 06:51

Don't Rent the wrong movie (XXX Porn Titles)

Views : 3529 Comments : 4

Sort by:

Showing 1-50 of 71

« Prev12 Next »

2026

7.7

8.5

1. Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2145

7.6

8.3

2. Gladiator (2000)

Glad He Ate Her

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1280

6.8

7.4

3. Gangs of New York (2002)

Gangbangs of New York

3508

7.9

8.7

4. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the... (2001)

Lord of the G-strings

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1774

8.3

8.9

5. Schindler's List (1993)

Schindler's Fist
Even the original cover art almost works!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

368

6.5

6. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

The Hills Have Thighs

1306

7.7

8.3

7. Die Hard (1988)

Dyke Hard

I think the original title works - for nechrophiliacs!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2291

7.1

7.9

8. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

E3: The Extra Testicle

Nonfictionguy's rating:

420

7.3

7.9

9. My Fair Lady (1964)

My Bare Lady

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2180

7.9

8.8

10. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

Star Whores

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1618

7.4

7.9

11. A Beautiful Mind (2001)

A Beautiful Behind

Nonfictionguy's rating:

370

6.5

7.1

12. Born on the Fourth of July (1989)

Porn on the 4th of July

Nonfictionguy's rating:

745

6.6

13. Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

Sleeping with Seattle

Nonfictionguy's rating:

291

6.3

6.8

14. Clear and Present Danger (1994)

A Clear and Pleasant Stranger

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1304

4.4

3.5

15. Batman & Robin (1997)

Fatman in Robin

&

Bedman and Throbbin

Nonfictionguy's rating:

229

7.5

7.9

16. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)

Hannah does her Sisters

Nonfictionguy's rating:

121

7.8

17. Twin Peaks

Twin Peeks

538

4.7

4.2

18. Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)

Honey, I Blew Everyone

Nonfictionguy's rating:

795

6.5

6.7

19. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Throbbin Hood : Prince of Beavers

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2918

6.9

7.8

20. Jurassic Park (1993)

Jurassic Pork

Nonfictionguy's rating:

327

5.6

6.3

21. White Men Can't Jump (1992)

White Men Can't Hump

Nonfictionguy's rating:

340

5.7

5.8

22. Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

Rambone

Nonfictionguy's rating:

214

7.2

7.7

23. Malcolm X (1992)

Malcolm XXX

305

6.1

6.7

24. Saturday Night Fever (1977)

Saturday Night Beaver

Nonfictionguy's rating:

350

6.2

6.9

25. Romancing the Stone (1984)

Romancing the Bone

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1530

7.3

7.5

26. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon

Nonfictionguy's rating:

6.6

7.5

27. On Golden Pond (1981)

On Golden Blonde

501

7.8

8.4

28. Singin' in the Rain (1952)

Swinging in the Rain

Nonfictionguy's rating:

196

6.5

29. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Titty Titty Bang Bang

Nonfictionguy's rating:

965

6.5

6.4

30. City of Angels (1998)

City of Anals

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1571

6.8

7.3

31. School of Rock (2003)

School of Cock

Nonfictionguy's rating:

303

5.6

6.6

32. Risky Business (1983)

Frisky Business

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2876

7.6

8.2

33. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Fill Bill

Nonfictionguy's rating:

328

7.8

34. West Side Story (1961)

Breast Side Story

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1482

6.5

6.8

35. Mission: Impossible (1996)

Position Impossible

Nonfictionguy's rating:

240

6.4

6.3

36. A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)

A Midsummer Night's Cream

Nonfictionguy's rating:

971

4.2

37. Wild Wild West (1999)

Wild Wild Chest

Nonfictionguy's rating:

598

6.5

7.3

38. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

Beverly Hills Cock

Nonfictionguy's rating:

425

5.2

5.3

39. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Buffy the Vampire Layer

Nonfictionguy's rating:

141

7.2

7.3

40. Terms of Endearment (1983)

Sperms of Endearment

643

6.8

7.7

41. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)

When Harry ate Sally

Nonfictionguy's rating:

743

8.4

42. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

The Good, The Bed and The Snuggly

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3187

7.8

8.6

43. Forrest Gump (1994)

Forest Hump

&

Sorest Rump

Nonfictionguy's rating:

148

4.9

3.6

44. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Plan 69 from Outer Space

Nonfictionguy's rating:

5.3

5.7

45. Against All Odds (1984)

Against All Bods

1252

5.6

5.3

46. Tomb Raider (2001)

Womb Raider

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1019

6.2

6.5

47. Top Gun (1986)

Top Buns

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2255

7.7

8.2

48. The Lion King (1994)

The Loin Kin

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

291

6.3

6.5

49. Star Trek: Generations (1994)

Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

4.9

7.1

50. Pumping Iron (1977)

Pumping Irene

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

Showing 1-50 of 71

« Prev12 Next »

Comments

Kryptic Centurion

Posted : 7 months, 3 weeks ago at Mar 28 14:32

Nice one buddy. Check mine out.

PvtCaboose91

Posted : 5 months, 3 weeks ago at Jun 2 10:05

Thighs and Dolls
The Da Vinci Load
Beaver Juice
Night of Giving Head
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Black Cock Down
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Flesh Gordon
The Porn Identity
Requiem for a Cream
Come in 60 Seconds
National Pleasure
The Boner Collector

The Mighty Celestial

Posted : 1 month ago at Oct 17 11:36

Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Men In Black Men
Oh, She's Eleven

Kryptic Centurion

Posted : 2 days, 21 hours ago at Nov 18 13:25

Reckon you could locate the covers of these bad boys NFG?

Description

You have your cast, you have your film crew, you even know who’s going to be doing what to whom and in which position, you know how you’ll film it... but something is missing from your porn movie. You need a Title, something to catch the public's attention, a title that says it all, yet has an air of familiarity about it.

Here is my list of favourite porn titles that are twists of real movies.

I cannot vouch for the quality or content of each of these porn movies, I haven't seen them all (honest) but you have to admit, perverted movie titles are really funny! Shaving Ryan's Privates is a classic.

If the original was a blockbuster, so much the better.

All the titles shown in this list are genuine porn movies, I haven't made these up. So be careful what you ask for!

Enjoy!

Additional suggestions welcome!

Also check out:
http://www.listal.com/list/could-it-be-porn


	Related lists 34 votes Could it be porn? 'fraid not. (43 items) by Kryptic Centurion Published 1 week, 1 day ago 7 comments Porn XXX Movie Spoof (24 items) by Pr0n Diddy Published 2 days, 21 hours ago 1 votes Porn-with-a-Plot: XXX Films worth watching (50 items) by Pr0n Diddy Published 2 days, 21 hours ago Favorite movie titles (30 items) by Ess Published 9 months ago 5 votes You praise the movie? I don't. Bwhahahaha. (11 items) by nimimerkillinen Published 1 year, 2 months ago 3 comments 1 votes You Do.. What? (63 items) by pamela voorhees Published 1 month, 3 weeks ago 37 votes Blaxploitation - The Essential Titles (36 items) by ToniJJJ Published 5 months, 3 weeks ago 3 comments My Favorite Characters (movie) (11 items) by Ogichi Published 5 months ago 17 votes FIGHT!!! (Cool fight scenes.) (10 items) by DaNameless Published 10 months, 2 weeks ago 7 comments 1 votes Cats on the scene. (8 items) by Tati Lopatiuk Published 6 days, 22 hours ago View more top voted lists

Don't Rent the wrong movie (XXX Porn Titles)

Comments

Related lists