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Don't Rent the wrong movie (XXX Porn Titles)

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1. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Shaving Ryan's Privates
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2. Gladiator (2000)
Glad He Ate Her
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3. Gangs of New York (2002)
Gangbangs of New York
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People who added this item 8723  Average listal rating (5440 ratings) 8.1  IMDB Rating 8.9 
4. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the... (2001)
Lord of the G-strings
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People who added this item 5016  Average listal rating (3066 ratings) 8.4  IMDB Rating 8.9 
5. Schindler's List (1993)
Schindler's Fist
Even the original cover art almost works!
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6. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
The Hills Have Thighs

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7. Die Hard (1988)
Dyke Hard

I think the original title works - for nechrophiliacs!
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8. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E3: The Extra Testicle
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9. My Fair Lady (1964)
My Bare Lady
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10. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Star Whores
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People who added this item 4338  Average listal rating (2852 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating 8.2 
11. A Beautiful Mind (2001)
A Beautiful Behind
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People who added this item 932  Average listal rating (595 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 7.2 
12. Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Porn on the 4th of July
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People who added this item 1694  Average listal rating (1026 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 6.8 
13. Sleepless in Seattle (1993)
Sleeping with Seattle
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People who added this item 594  Average listal rating (401 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.9 
14. Clear and Present Danger (1994)
A Clear and Pleasant Stranger
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15. Batman & Robin (1997)
Fatman in Robin

&

Bedman and Throbbin

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16. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
Hannah does her Sisters
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17. Twin Peaks Pilot
Twin Peeks


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18. Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)
Honey, I Blew Everyone
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19. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
Throbbin Hood : Prince of Beavers
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20. Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Pork
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21. White Men Can't Jump (1992)
White Men Can't Hump
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22. Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Rambone
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23. Malcolm X (1992)
Malcolm XXX

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24. Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Saturday Night Beaver
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25. Romancing the Stone (1984)
Romancing the Bone
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26. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
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27. On Golden Pond (1981)
On Golden Blonde
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28. Singin' in the Rain (1952)
Swinging in the Rain
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29. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Titty Titty Bang Bang
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30. City of Angels (1998)
City of Anals
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31. School of Rock (2003)
School of Cock
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32. Risky Business (1983)
Frisky Business
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33. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Fill Bill
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34. West Side Story (1961)
Breast Side Story
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35. Mission: Impossible (1996)
Position Impossible
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36. A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)
A Midsummer Night's Cream
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37. Wild Wild West (1999)
Wild Wild Chest
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38. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Beverly Hills Cock
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39. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Buffy the Vampire Layer
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40. Terms of Endearment (1983)
Sperms of Endearment

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41. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
When Harry ate Sally
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42. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Good, The Bed and The Snuggly
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43. Forrest Gump (1994)
Forest Hump

&

Sorest Rump
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44. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
Plan 69 from Outer Space
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45. Against All Odds (1984)
Against All Bods

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46. Tomb Raider (2001)
Womb Raider
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47. Top Gun (1986)
Top Buns

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48. The Lion King (1994)
The Loin Kin

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49. Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation

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50. Pumping Iron (1977)
Pumping Irene

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You have your cast, you have your film crew, you even know who’s going to be doing what to whom and in which position, you know how you’ll film it... but something is missing from your porn movie. You need a Title, something to catch the public's attention, a title that says it all, yet has an air of familiarity about it.

Here is my list of favourite porn titles that are twists of real movies.

I cannot vouch for the quality or content of each of these porn movies, I haven't seen them all (honest) but you have to admit, perverted movie titles are really funny! Shaving Ryan's Privates is a classic.

If the original was a blockbuster, so much the better.

All the titles shown in this list are genuine porn movies, I haven't made these up. So be careful what you ask for!

Enjoy!

Additional suggestions welcome!

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Comments

Posted: 5 years ago at Mar 28 19:32
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Jun 2 15:05
Thighs and Dolls
The Da Vinci Load
Beaver Juice
Night of Giving Head
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Black Cock Down
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Flesh Gordon
The Porn Identity
Requiem for a Cream
Come in 60 Seconds
National Pleasure
The Boner Collector
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at Oct 17 16:36
Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Men In Black Men
Oh, She's Eleven
Posted: 4 years, 5 months ago at Nov 18 19:25
Reckon you could locate the covers of these bad boys NFG?
Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at Dec 1 17:49
:|
one of the werdest list ever
Posted: 4 years ago at Mar 24 7:44
(My, that sure is bad taste D:)
Ever heard of the German E.T. Porno, named E.T. the Vagina? And how about the porno of Beavis and Butt-head, named Beaver and Butt-face?
Posted: 4 years ago at Mar 24 8:11
haha, gave me some laughs, man the Extra Testicle was the best one
Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at May 7 11:07
Breast side story? Kinky kong? Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation? Wow, I will never those movies in the same light again. lol! Haha! Well done! I love your list!
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at May 27 16:09
LOL :D
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Jun 19 14:08
Extra testicle Nice !!!! haa haa
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Jul 24 23:52
One true "classic" is still missing on this list: The Bare Bitch Project :-D
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 6 14:07
lmfao
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 8 11:08
LOl, fascinating :)
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Sep 12 2:05
Wanna know something fucked up? I totally saw Lord of the G- Strings. I'm a huge LOTR nerd, and I saw it- though at BlockBuster, its title was: Lord of the Strings; and had three chicks... I couldn't resist.

Safe to say, I mildly regret it.

The main girls name?
Dildo Saggins...
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Sep 12 3:57
Lolz
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Sep 12 5:31
the Hills have size
The Bare wench project
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at Oct 4 15:58
The lovely boner! :) great list mate! xxxx
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at May 6 8:54
School Of Cock?

That's the worst title ever... Who would ever wanna go in there?

Oh, Jenna would!
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at May 15 9:51
hahaha!glad he ate her!!!hahaha!they should do transporners with megan cox!!!
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jun 3 20:49
cool list lol. some i have heard but some good new ens
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Sep 9 12:59
Glad he ate her? That's pure gold.
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Sep 17 13:51
One of the funniest list. ^^
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Sep 17 15:15
LOL this is a great list.
Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago at Feb 22 22:51
xD very funny!
Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago at Mar 17 4:16
Hilarious! "Blown in 60 Seconds" is my favorite.

I also recommend:
Clash of the Titties!
Posted: 1 year, 7 months ago at Sep 4 4:44
Super Hornio Bros.
Posted: 1 year, 7 months ago at Sep 6 14:32
Hilarious.....
Posted: 1 year, 6 months ago at Sep 28 16:42
Great List

Suggestions:
"True Clit"
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Blue Balls"
"Transgenders: Revenge of the Ballin'"
"Transgenders: Dark of the Poon"
"The Legend of Zor's Ho"
"Super 8 Inches"
"The Magnificent Seven Inches"
"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Asspian"
Posted: 1 year, 6 months ago at Oct 11 1:28
These are hilarious titles. Who could even take them seriously!? The extra testicle? LOL
Posted: 1 year, 6 months ago at Oct 12 0:34
rambo could also be rambutt...
what about big.
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Jan 17 20:13
A few here were probably actually better than the film they were spoofing!! ;P
Posted: 1 year, 1 month ago at Mar 12 1:00
sweet and lowdown

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