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7.7

8.6

1. Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Nonfictionguy's rating:

5455

7.7

8.5

2. Gladiator (2000)

Glad He Ate Her

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3183

7.5

3. Gangs of New York (2002)

Gangbangs of New York

Nonfictionguy's rating:

8215

8.8

4. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the... (2001)

Lord of the G-strings

Nonfictionguy's rating:

4694

8.4

8.9

5. Schindler's List (1993)

Schindler's Fist
Even the original cover art almost works!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1110

6.4

6. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

The Hills Have Thighs

3382

7.7

8.3

7. Die Hard (1988)

Dyke Hard

I think the original title works - for nechrophiliacs!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

5359

7.2

7.9

8. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

E3: The Extra Testicle

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1069

7.5

7.8

9. My Fair Lady (1964)

My Bare Lady

Nonfictionguy's rating:

4916

8.8

10. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

Star Whores

Nonfictionguy's rating:

4053

7.6

8.1

11. A Beautiful Mind (2001)

A Beautiful Behind

Nonfictionguy's rating:

847

6.6

7.1

12. Born on the Fourth of July (1989)

Porn on the 4th of July

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1583

6.3

6.7

13. Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

Sleeping with Seattle

Nonfictionguy's rating:

548

6.4

6.8

14. Clear and Present Danger (1994)

A Clear and Pleasant Stranger

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2993

4.3

3.6

15. Batman & Robin (1997)

Fatman in Robin

&

Bedman and Throbbin

Nonfictionguy's rating:

676

7.7

7.9

16. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)

Hannah does her Sisters

Nonfictionguy's rating:

380

8.3

17. Twin Peaks Pilot

Twin Peeks

1120

4.7

4.5

18. Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)

Honey, I Blew Everyone

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1791

6.5

6.8

19. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Throbbin Hood : Prince of Beavers

Nonfictionguy's rating:

6629

7.1

20. Jurassic Park (1993)

Jurassic Pork

Nonfictionguy's rating:

697

5.9

6.5

21. White Men Can't Jump (1992)

White Men Can't Hump

Nonfictionguy's rating:

898

6.2

22. Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

Rambone

Nonfictionguy's rating:

658

7.2

7.6

23. Malcolm X (1992)

Malcolm XXX

892

6.4

6.7

24. Saturday Night Fever (1977)

Saturday Night Beaver

Nonfictionguy's rating:

726

6.5

6.9

25. Romancing the Stone (1984)

Romancing the Bone

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3365

7.2

7.6

26. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon

Nonfictionguy's rating:

211

7.3

7.5

27. On Golden Pond (1981)

On Golden Blonde

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1415

8.4

28. Singin' in the Rain (1952)

Swinging in the Rain

Nonfictionguy's rating:

384

6.7

29. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Titty Titty Bang Bang

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2060

6.4

6.5

30. City of Angels (1998)

City of Anals

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3654

6.6

31. School of Rock (2003)

School of Cock

Nonfictionguy's rating:

657

6.7

32. Risky Business (1983)

Frisky Business

Nonfictionguy's rating:

6643

7.7

8.2

33. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Fill Bill

Nonfictionguy's rating:

917

7.2

7.6

34. West Side Story (1961)

Breast Side Story

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3289

6.5

35. Mission: Impossible (1996)

Position Impossible

Nonfictionguy's rating:

540

6.4

6.3

36. A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)

A Midsummer Night's Cream

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2194

4.6

37. Wild Wild West (1999)

Wild Wild Chest

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1466

6.6

7.3

38. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

Beverly Hills Cock

Nonfictionguy's rating:

836

5.4

39. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Buffy the Vampire Layer

Nonfictionguy's rating:

374

7.1

7.3

40. Terms of Endearment (1983)

Sperms of Endearment

1664

7.6

41. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)

When Harry ate Sally

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2355

8.5

42. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

The Good, The Bed and The Snuggly

Nonfictionguy's rating:

7770

7.9

8.7

43. Forrest Gump (1994)

Forest Hump

&

Sorest Rump

Nonfictionguy's rating:

421

4.6

3.8

44. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Plan 69 from Outer Space

Nonfictionguy's rating:

6.1

5.7

45. Against All Odds (1984)

Against All Bods

2987

5.7

5.6

46. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Womb Raider

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2437

6.2

6.7

47. Top Gun (1986)

Top Buns

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

6018

7.9

8.4

48. The Lion King (1994)

The Loin Kin

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

541

6.3

6.5

49. Star Trek: Generations (1994)

Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

113

5.9

7.3

50. Pumping Iron (1977)

Pumping Irene

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

You have your cast, you have your film crew, you even know who’s going to be doing what to whom and in which position, you know how you’ll film it... but something is missing from your porn movie. You need a Title, something to catch the public's attention, a title that says it all, yet has an air of familiarity about it.

Here is my list of favourite porn titles that are twists of real movies.

I cannot vouch for the quality or content of each of these porn movies, I haven't seen them all (honest) but you have to admit, perverted movie titles are really funny! Shaving Ryan's Privates is a classic.

If the original was a blockbuster, so much the better.

All the titles shown in this list are genuine porn movies, I haven't made these up. So be careful what you ask for!

Enjoy!

Additional suggestions welcome!

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Comments

KCenturion

Posted: 4 years, 1 month ago at Mar 28 14:32

Nice one buddy. Check mine out.

PvtCaboose91

Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Jun 2 10:05

Thighs and Dolls
The Da Vinci Load
Beaver Juice
Night of Giving Head
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Black Cock Down
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Flesh Gordon
The Porn Identity
Requiem for a Cream
Come in 60 Seconds
National Pleasure
The Boner Collector

The Mighty Celestial

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Oct 17 11:36

Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Men In Black Men
Oh, She's Eleven

KCenturion

Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at Nov 18 13:25

Reckon you could locate the covers of these bad boys NFG?

almozayaf666

Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Dec 1 11:49

:|
one of the werdest list ever

Max the Movie Kid

Posted: 3 years, 2 months ago at Mar 24 2:44

(My, that sure is bad taste D:)
Ever heard of the German E.T. Porno, named E.T. the Vagina? And how about the porno of Beavis and Butt-head, named Beaver and Butt-face?

Veed

Posted: 3 years, 2 months ago at Mar 24 3:11

haha, gave me some laughs, man the Extra Testicle was the best one

JustDaphne

Posted: 3 years ago at May 7 6:07

Breast side story? Kinky kong? Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation? Wow, I will never those movies in the same light again. lol! Haha! Well done! I love your list!

Belloka

Posted: 2 years, 12 months ago at May 27 11:09

LOL :D

NaZeem

Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Jun 19 9:08

Extra testicle Nice !!!! haa haa

schwarzerabt

Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jul 24 18:52

One true "classic" is still missing on this list: The Bare Bitch Project :-D

Psychoffspring

Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Aug 6 9:07

lmfao

Kollane Ö:

Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Aug 8 6:08

LOl, fascinating :)

The Forger.

Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Sep 11 21:05

Wanna know something fucked up? I totally saw Lord of the G- Strings. I'm a huge LOTR nerd, and I saw it- though at BlockBuster, its title was: Lord of the Strings; and had three chicks... I couldn't resist.

Safe to say, I mildly regret it.

The main girls name?
Dildo Saggins...

Ruanmyv

Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Sep 11 22:57

Lolz

silent killer

Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Sep 12 0:31

the Hills have size
The Bare wench project

Brokebacker

Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 10:58

The lovely boner! :) great list mate! xxxx

Happy Vader

Posted: 2 years ago at May 6 3:54

School Of Cock?

That's the worst title ever... Who would ever wanna go in there?

Oh, Jenna would!

blackjack9

Posted: 2 years ago at May 15 4:51

hahaha!glad he ate her!!!hahaha!they should do transporners with megan cox!!!

dappa1975

Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Jun 3 15:49

cool list lol. some i have heard but some good new ens

chris043

Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Sep 9 7:59

Glad he ate her? That's pure gold.

ShaL ☣

Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Sep 17 8:51

One of the funniest list. ^^

Blitz

Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Sep 17 10:15

LOL this is a great list.

Sarah Raquel

Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Feb 22 16:51

xD very funny!

starship386

Posted: 1 year, 2 months ago at Mar 16 23:16

Hilarious! "Blown in 60 Seconds" is my favorite.

I also recommend:
Clash of the Titties!

AVPGuyver21

Posted: 8 months, 3 weeks ago at Sep 3 23:44

Super Hornio Bros.

santanu

Posted: 8 months, 2 weeks ago at Sep 6 9:32

Hilarious.....

BradWesley123

Posted: 7 months, 4 weeks ago at Sep 28 11:42

Great List

Suggestions:
"True Clit"
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Blue Balls"
"Transgenders: Revenge of the Ballin'"
"Transgenders: Dark of the Poon"
"The Legend of Zor's Ho"
"Super 8 Inches"
"The Magnificent Seven Inches"
"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Asspian"

Victorian Fantasy

Posted: 7 months, 2 weeks ago at Oct 10 20:28

These are hilarious titles. Who could even take them seriously!? The extra testicle? LOL

thenoah

Posted: 7 months, 2 weeks ago at Oct 11 19:34

rambo could also be rambutt...
what about big.

Fortunato

Posted: 4 months, 1 week ago at Jan 17 14:13

A few here were probably actually better than the film they were spoofing!! ;P

thenoah

Posted: 2 months, 1 week ago at Mar 11 20:00

sweet and lowdown