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Added by shiran

on 5 Aug 2009 07:53

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Bad movies I must PROTECT people from watching:

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1. You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)


No words. The worst of all contemporary cinema.
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2. Dogville (2003)


I confess. I didn´t catch the freaking Lars Von Trier´s mind. For me it was ridiculous. I´m not referring to the scenery nor the style. But the whole story. Weird, ugly, cold, annoying, boring.
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3. Hop (2011)


Even all the obvious child appeal, fluffyness and 10 seconds of laugh doesn't save this trash of being the third worst movie I´ve ever seen. I should suspect when I entered the cinema and there where only 20 people (most of them children under 7).

I´m not asking for a plausible story, with a guy who becomes an Easter Bunny itself. Only to not be completely offended with a story brought from the bottom of a trash basket. I really need to forget this... Just save your time!
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4. The Pest (1997)


Ridiculous. Nothing more to say.
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5. The Animal (2001)


Oh, God... Rob Schneider should shame himself for doing such role.
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6. Crank (2006)


Free violence, no rules. No story. And some shameful scenes. A nonsense end. TAH-DAAH! You have just watched "CRANK".
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7. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)


Take some pot before watch and maybe you enjoy it.
So, don´t watch. Because I don´t recommend you to use drugs.
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8. Metallic Attraction: Kungfu Cyborg (2009)


Oh boy... I would prefer to just had watched to the trailer instead the whole movie. The plot is a madness itself, but the execution is worst than a total mess. I´m not sure, if this was to be a trash comedy or just a trash movie. Ugly, nonsense, crazy, terrible.
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9. Batman & Robin (1997)


Maybe you don't remember this one. And if you really don't, well, you are lucky! I would like to be in your shoes. You know what makes me really mad? The incredible hability of Joel Schumacher to make THIS crap with THAT casting...
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10. G-Force (2009)
I definetly agree with you, Tati Lopatiuk! I´d rather never watch or remember this one. Argh.
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11. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Another dump job for Rob Schneider. For God sake, when will you stop ridicularizing yourself, Mr. Schneider?!

For us! PLEASE! Stop!
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12. Little Man (2006)
Oh, my Gosh. It´s not only weird and bizarre as it looks. It´s durty and badly idiotic movie. PROTECT your brain, save time and money. Let this crap aside when you face it.
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13. Hitman (2007)
THE MASTERPIECE OF PREDICTABLENESS. Even my TV was bored...
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14. A Princesa Xuxa e os Trapalhões (1989)


Don´t watch to this. You may harm your braincells.
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15. Super Xuxa Contra o Baixo Astral (1988)


Don´t watch to this. You DEFINETLY WILL MESS UP all your braincells.
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There are, unfortunetely, some hateables movies that forces us to act like heroes and save the humanity from watching. I will list them here for a personal remind...

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Comments

Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Aug 5 21:54
The list came too late for me :-(
I've seen The Animal! But thanks for trying!
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Aug 7 20:18
DOGVILLE? You didn't get the joke.
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Aug 9 7:41
thank you :)
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Aug 11 22:52
agreed on some of these
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Aug 12 19:21
I would apreciate any suggestions!

:)
Thanks for commenting!
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Aug 13 14:19
Dance Flick, in my opinion is as worse as the above. Good Job!
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Aug 13 18:42
Dance Flick? I´ve never watched this one. Ok, I´ll check this out (without watching to it, obviously). Thank you Edwardsheroin!
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Sep 18 21:41
DO NOT see Miss March! I just watched it last night and it ruined the night and all of today.
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Sep 18 23:15
Concordo com TODOS os itens da lista. Zohan é de longe o pior filme que eu já vi na vida. Uma sugestão: Força G. Terrível, terrível.
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Sep 19 20:03
Thanks for doing your part but you have to add many more!
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Sep 20 1:38
Good idea, "Happy-Go-Lucky" is pretty bad too.
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Sep 23 12:26
Dogville?? *dump*
Posted: 4 years, 12 months ago at Oct 24 13:59
T~T
I wish I had seen this list before I wasted my time on 1/2 these movies.
ahaha
great idea! ^_^
Posted: 4 years, 11 months ago at Nov 10 22:40
The Pest is pretty funny actually. The United States of Germany always cracks me up.
Posted: 4 years, 11 months ago at Nov 11 14:03
Thanks for commenting, folks! I would too apreciate any suggestion about other movies in order to expand this list.
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Dec 14 12:21
Obrigado pelos comentários, galera! Gostaria (ou não) de poder acrescentar à lista os filmes que vocês comentam. Já que eu tenho de assistir antes de colocá-los aqui, né? :)

Portanto, se houver mais filmes que vocês queiram nos poupar de assistir, listem aqui, e pode ser que eu já o tenha visto, assim eu o acrescentarei à lista.

Thanks for commenting, fellows! I would like (or wouldn´t) to add to the list all those movies that you suggest. Since I must have watched them before put´em here, right? :)
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Dec 24 3:00
Get Plan 9 from Outer Space, if you ever get the chance. It would surely make your list.
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at Apr 10 3:16
If Dogville is Weird, ugly, cold, annoying and boring, then it must be the worlds most realistic movie, cuz that's just what the world is.

I agree on the other movies, but to see Dogville on that list just made me rage.
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at Apr 10 7:38
Dogville is a fantastic movie, but no movie is to everyone's taste. Of the rest, I've only seen Deuce Bigelow, which I agree was total garbage.
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at Apr 10 10:50
Hey! The first Crank movie is great good clean fun and should definitely get watched!
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at Apr 10 13:58
Well, let me explain! Sorry for make you all so furious about including Dogville in this list. But what I´m talking about is that Dogville almost made me puke! I swear! I cannot believe that this ... terrible, horrible, disgusting ... history could be ever take as 'realistic'. I repeat, maybe I didn´t get the Lars Von Trier mind, but I´m definetely not a fan of this kind of artistic bizarre filming. For me it´s pretty bizarre... :) And I swear to you that I´ve watched it until the very end of it.
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at Apr 14 1:17
you should definitely add Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Ninja Assassin, Alvin and the Chipmunks 1 & 2, and Dragon Wars. If I come up with anything else i'll let you know.
Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at Jun 11 18:04
i rarely listen to what other people think anyway. if i like the plot and the actors i will start watching but if i hate it i will turn it off
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jan 8 3:52
Dogville? k.
and also.. take some pot? you mean smoke some pot, right? But if you really do mean take some pot.. I take my pot with two creams and two sugars.
I joke.
But please remove Dogville :D
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at Apr 30 9:48
Just wait until you watch Son Of The Mask. Then your TV will really hate you.
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at Apr 30 18:03
i'm one of those "Dogville does not belong in this list" kind of people.
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at May 5 22:37
People will hate me, but I agree with you on Dogville... *goes and hides*
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Nov 2 4:59
Holy shit, I've seen 7 of these movies. I did like Crank, Kung Pow, The Animal and yes, Little Man, but I agree with Hop, The Pest and You Don't Mess with the Zohan.
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Nov 2 6:02
Leave Dogville here. It's an overly self-important, over-long, and generally under-rewarding viewing experience. Von Trier repeats himself over and over again within the film (and then made two more movies about isolated individuals treating each other like shit- Antichrist and Melancholia), until it's difficult to much care for his labored message.

Yes, the performances are great (Kidman is fearless and marvelous here, and in general) and the style/set-design/concept is admirable. But I'd be just as reluctant to rewatch this as Batman and Robin (the only other movie on this list I've seen) because it my mind both movies are just two different types of bad.

I can see (sort of) where the movie works for some viewers and is maybe an important and enlightening experience. But that wasn't your experience or mine and I'm sure there are many that would feel the same way and benefit from the warning.

Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Nov 2 6:08
HAHA I have seen 9 of these before this last oh well....by the way Disaster Movie should definitely be on number one because it matches it's name!
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Nov 2 7:40
I have only seen 2 of these (Batman & Robin and Hitman). I didn't think Hitman was bad. True, I have seen better movies, but there are also worse movies out there. As far as the other movies on this list, I am glad that I didn't waste my time or money on them.

Suggestion for this list: Jack and Jill. I normally like Adam Sandler's movies, I could not bring myself to watch it.
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Nov 2 10:38
Saw two of these "Crank and Animal" wish I had never watched animal, but enjoyed crank. Not gonna waste my time on the rest.

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