List added by shiran on 5 August 2009 02:53

Bad movies I must PROTECT people from watching:

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5.7

1. You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

No words. The worst of all contemporary cinema.

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616

7.6

7.9

2. Dogville (2003)

I confess. I didn´t catch the freaking Lars Von Trier´s mind. For me it was ridiculous. I´m not referring to the scenery nor the style. But the whole story. Weird, ugly, cold, annoying, boring.

shiran's rating:

4.2

4.3

3. The Pest (1997)

Ridiculous. Nothing more to say.

shiran's rating:

314

4.4

4.6

4. The Animal (2001)

Oh, God... Rob Schneider should shame himself for doing such role.

shiran's rating:

468

6.7

7.1

5. Crank (2006)

Free violence, no rules. No story. And some shameful scenes. A nonsense end. TAH-DAAH! You have just watched "CRANK".

shiran's rating:

128

5.4

5.7

6. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

Take some pot before watch and maybe you enjoy it.
So, don´t watch. Because I don´t recommend you to use drugs.

shiran's rating:

3.8

3.9

7. A Princesa Xuxa e os Trapalhões (1989)

Don´t watch to this. You may harm your braincells.

shiran's rating:

4.1

2.7

8. Super Xuxa Contra o Baixo Astral (1988)

Don´t watch to this. You DEFINETLY WILL MESS UP all your braincells.

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Nonfictionguy

Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago at Aug 5 16:54

The list came too late for me :-(
I've seen The Animal! But thanks for trying!

Mari

Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago at Aug 6 21:14

Too bad I've already damaged both my brain and eyesight with some of that :-(

Rodrigo Barba

Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago at Aug 7 15:18

DOGVILLE? You didn't get the joke.

white blood

Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago at Aug 9 2:41

thank you :)

MovieMan

Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago at Aug 11 17:52

agreed on some of these

shiran

Posted : 3 months, 1 week ago at Aug 12 14:21

I would apreciate any suggestions!

:)
Thanks for commenting!

edwardsheroin

Posted : 3 months, 1 week ago at Aug 13 9:19

Dance Flick, in my opinion is as worse as the above. Good Job!

shiran

Posted : 3 months, 1 week ago at Aug 13 13:42

Dance Flick? I´ve never watched this one. Ok, I´ll check this out (without watching to it, obviously). Thank you Edwardsheroin!

Stehako

Posted : 2 months ago at Sep 18 16:41

DO NOT see Miss March! I just watched it last night and it ruined the night and all of today.

Tati Lopatiuk

Posted : 2 months ago at Sep 18 18:15

Concordo com TODOS os itens da lista. Zohan é de longe o pior filme que eu já vi na vida. Uma sugestão: Força G. Terrível, terrível.

Shaun

Posted : 2 months ago at Sep 19 15:03

Thanks for doing your part but you have to add many more!

el_trapo

Posted : 2 months ago at Sep 19 20:38

Good idea, "Happy-Go-Lucky" is pretty bad too.

Bob

Posted : 2 months ago at Sep 23 7:26

Dogville?? *dump*

pure

Posted : 1 month ago at Oct 24 8:59

T~T
I wish I had seen this list before I wasted my time on 1/2 these movies.
ahaha
great idea! ^_^

VierasTalo

Posted : 1 week, 6 days ago at Nov 10 16:40

The Pest is pretty funny actually. The United States of Germany always cracks me up.

shiran

Posted : 1 week, 6 days ago at Nov 11 8:03

Thanks for commenting, folks! I would too apreciate any suggestion about other movies in order to expand this list.

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There are, unfortunetely, some hateables movies that forces us to act like heroes and save the humanity from watching. I will list them here for a personal remind...


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