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Bad movies I must PROTECT people from watching:
 1118  4.8  5.5  No words. The worst of all contemporary cinema. shiran's rating:
 
1603 7.7 7.9  I confess. I didn´t catch the freaking Lars Von Trier´s mind. For me it was ridiculous. I´m not referring to the scenery nor the style. But the whole story. Weird, ugly, cold, annoying, boring. shiran's rating:
251 5.5 5.3  Even all the obvious child appeal, fluffyness and 10 seconds of laugh doesn't save this trash of being the third worst movie I´ve ever seen. I should suspect when I entered the cinema and there where only 20 people (most of them children under 7). I´m not asking for a plausible story, with a guy who becomes an Easter Bunny itself. Only to not be completely offended with a story brought from the bottom of a trash basket. I really need to forget this... Just save your time! shiran's rating:
825 4.4 4.6 Oh, God... Rob Schneider should shame himself for doing such role. shiran's rating:
1453 6.7 7  Free violence, no rules. No story. And some shameful scenes. A nonsense end. TAH-DAAH! You have just watched "CRANK". shiran's rating:
 
363 5.5 5.9  Take some pot before watch and maybe you enjoy it. So, don´t watch. Because I don´t recommend you to use drugs. shiran's rating:
13 5 4.8  Oh boy... I would prefer to just had watched to the trailer instead the whole movie. The plot is a madness itself, but the execution is worst than a total mess. I´m not sure, if this was to be a trash comedy or just a trash movie. Ugly, nonsense, crazy, terrible. shiran's rating:
 
2988 4.3 3.6  Maybe you don't remember this one. And if you really don't, well, you are lucky! I would like to be in your shoes. You know what makes me really mad? The incredible hability of Joel Schumacher to make THIS crap with THAT casting... shiran's rating:
364 5 5 I definetly agree with you, Tati Lopatiuk! I´d rather never watch or remember this one. Argh.
shiran's rating:
872 4.9 5.6 Another dump job for Rob Schneider. For God sake, when will you stop ridicularizing yourself, Mr. Schneider?!
For us! PLEASE! Stop! shiran's rating:
353 4.3 3.8 Oh, my Gosh. It´s not only weird and bizarre as it looks. It´s durty and badly idiotic movie. PROTECT your brain, save time and money. Let this crap aside when you face it.
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850 5.9 6.2 THE MASTERPIECE OF PREDICTABLENESS. Even my TV was bored...
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112 4.3 3.6  Don´t watch to this. You may harm your braincells. shiran's rating:
64 4.3 2.8  Don´t watch to this. You DEFINETLY WILL MESS UP all your braincells. shiran's rating:
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I wish I had seen this list before I wasted my time on 1/2 these movies.
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great idea! ^_^
Portanto, se houver mais filmes que vocês queiram nos poupar de assistir, listem aqui, e pode ser que eu já o tenha visto, assim eu o acrescentarei à lista.
Thanks for commenting, fellows! I would like (or wouldn´t) to add to the list all those movies that you suggest. Since I must have watched them before put´em here, right? :)
I agree on the other movies, but to see Dogville on that list just made me rage.
and also.. take some pot? you mean smoke some pot, right? But if you really do mean take some pot.. I take my pot with two creams and two sugars.
I joke.
But please remove Dogville :D
Yes, the performances are great (Kidman is fearless and marvelous here, and in general) and the style/set-design/concept is admirable. But I'd be just as reluctant to rewatch this as Batman and Robin (the only other movie on this list I've seen) because it my mind both movies are just two different types of bad.
I can see (sort of) where the movie works for some viewers and is maybe an important and enlightening experience. But that wasn't your experience or mine and I'm sure there are many that would feel the same way and benefit from the warning.
Suggestion for this list: Jack and Jill. I normally like Adam Sandler's movies, I could not bring myself to watch it.