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Schwarzenegger: Best to Worst

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Predator (1987)
10/10



Arnold: Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!

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Arnold: See you at the party, Richter!

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Cleaning Man: [Damaged skin on the Terminator is rotting from gangrene] Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?

[the Terminator visualizes: 'POSSIBLE RESPONSE: YES/NO; OR WHAT?; GO AWAY; PLEASE COME BACK LATER; FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE; FUCK YOU']

Arnold: Fuck you, asshole.

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Arnold: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

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Commando (1985)
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Arnold: Let off some steam, Bennett.

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Mongol General:...what is best in life?

Arnold: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
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Cop: [reading ID] Joseph P. Brenner. What's the "P" stand for?
Arnold: Pussy.
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Vanessa Williams: What happened?
Arnold: They caught a train.

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Arnold: No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!
[shouts]
Arnold: There *is* no bathroom!

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The Wolf: When are you going to kill me?
Arnold: NOW!
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End of Days (1999)
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The 6th Day (2000)
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Arnold: I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy.

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Arnold: Is he your lover?
female: My what?
guy: Hey mister, watch your talk.
Arnold: I can hear my talk, I cannot watch it.
guy: You're not gonna be hearing it much longer if you don't apologize to Miss Camden right now.
Arnold: Apologize? For paying her a tribute?
guy: A tribute? Insulting her!
Arnold: A beautiful woman who has a handsome man for a friend. They must be lovers. It is disappointing the natural if they're not.



gangster: I got a lot of dough spread out on those muscles of yours.
Arnold: Don't worry.
gangster: Oh, i'm not worrying. Just reminding you that if anything goes wrong, i'm not gonna like losing all that money and you won't like it either.
Arnold: I understand. It is not pleasant to lose money once one becomes accustomed to its use.
gangster: Yeah, I don't back losers. Ever!
Arnold: Very practical.

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Junior (1994)
5.7/10

Arnold: Does my body disgust you?



Arnold: My nipples are very sensitive.

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Stay Hungry (1976)
7.3/10



Bridges: Say...what is this Batman routine of yours? Is that for concentration or what?
Arnold: Not really. I think it's funny. It adds a little humor to the workout. You should've seen me last year. I wore a frogman outfit.


Arnold: I told you awhile back, you can't grow without burning.
Bridges: I don't need this shit!



- Won a Golden Globe Award for "Best Acting Debut in a Motion Picture", even though his debut was in Hercules in New York.

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- #5 on Gene Siskel's top ten of 1976.
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[bending over while wearing a low cut dress]
Ann-Margret: Would you help me with these please?
Arnold: Sure.
[picks up her luggage and walks off]


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Red Sonja (1985)
5.3/10



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TV Movie



Jayne: If you swell up any bigger you'll bust.
Arnold: When I get you home...
Jayne: You promise?






Arnold narrates the film.
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Cameo, Short, TV

9.5/10

as a 'hood' extra. No lines.



Director Robert Altman: Arnold Schwarzenegger who I was introduced to as Arnold Strong...I didn't know who he was. So we used Arnold in the film. But Arnold never speaks of this film.

- On how Arnold was cast as a favor to one of his producer friends. [DVD extra]

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[destroys a cyborg]
John: Friend of yours?
Arnold: He was my college roommate.

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S5, EP20: 'Dead Lift' May 5, 1977

7.0/10



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Note: Arnold's scene is from 00:38:46 - 00:39:05. He plays himself.
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Appears as himself and does a brief workout routine with Columbu.

Arnold only worked for two hours on this movie. A favor for his friend Franco.


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Note: Arnold's scene starts at 1:17:00. Screen time approx 2 minutes.






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Appears as himself. Screen time approx 1 minute.
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S1, EP10: Lifting Is My Life Dec. 19, 1977

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White Wolf (cameo) (archive sound?)

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Director

7.5/10

Tales from the Crypt: Season 2, Episode 2
The Switch (21 Apr. 1990)



Plot Summary:

"Linda (Kelly Preston) is a sexy young woman looking for a handsome young stud or so she thinks. She soon learns that she has the undying attraction of a rich elderly man (William Hickey) who would do just about anything to win her heart. He soon meets a doctor (Roy Brocksmith) and his associate Hans (Rick Rossovich), who are more than willing to grant him his wishes, for a very costly price."




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1. Predator (1987) 10/10
2. Total Recall (1990) 10/10
3. The Terminator (1984) 10/10
4. Terminator 2 (1991) 10/10
5. Commando (1985) 10/10
6. Conan the Barbarian (1982) 10/10
7. True Lies (1994) 9.5/10
8. The Running Man (1987) 9.0/10
9. Raw Deal (1986) 8.7/10
10. Last Action Hero (1993) 8.5/10
11. Red Heat (1988) 8.2/10
12. Eraser (1996) 8.0/10
13. The Last Stand (2013) 7.8/10
14. Kindergarten Cop (1990) 7.6/10
15. Collateral Damage (2002) 7.4/10
16. End of Days (1999) 7.3/10
17. Terminator 3 (2003) 7.0/10
18. The 6th Day (2000) 7.0/10
19. Twins (1988) 7.0/10
20. Hercules in New York (1969) 6.8/10
21. Jingle All the Way (1996) 6.4/10
22. Sabotage (2014) 6.3/10
23. Aftermath (2017) 6.0/10
24. Maggie (2015) 5.8/10
25. Junior (1994) 5.7/10
26. Conan the Destroyer (1984) 5.5/10


Supporting Actor
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1. The Expendables 2 (2012) 7.5/10
2. Escape Plan (2013) 7.5/10
3. Stay Hungry (1976) 7.3/10
4. Batman & Robin (1997) 6.0/10
5. The Expendables 3 (2014) 5.8/10
6. The Villain (1979) 5.6/10
7. Red Sonja (1985) 5.3/10
8. Jayne Mansfield Story (1980) 5.0/10
9. Terminator Genisys (2015) 3.0/10

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Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Jun 24 19:25
I'm surprised that you've ranked The Running Man so high because techniccally it's a very bad movie but for the entertaining part it's a fun film to watched that's why i like that movie and it's the same thing for Commando. : )
Posted: 5 months, 1 week ago at Sep 18 13:28
Good list. Siskel and Ebert what a pair of morons...

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