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on 5 May 2010 08:12

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what a title tells me about a movie

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People who added this item 37  Average listal rating (23 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.4 
1. The Gingerdead Man (2005)
even in delicious gingerbread man form, gary busey still gives me indigestion and just creeps me out...

People who added this item 15  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 3.1  IMDB Rating 3.9 
2. Monsturd (2003)
Your worst nightmare...

People who added this item 26  Average listal rating (10 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 4.8 
3. Rabid Grannies (1988)
actually, this is not porn...


she does not mean to flip you off
that is her arthritis
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People who added this item 27  Average listal rating (9 ratings) 2.8  IMDB Rating 2.9 
4. Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952)
they hit it off at a night club, go to Gorilla's apartment and have fantastic sex all night. then after a scrambled eggs/coffee/burnt toast breakfast the next morning, they go their separate ways. Gorilla feels great at first, like there was a real connection. She had been feeling self-conscious about the weight she gained last winter, but those inhibitions didn't bother her at all when she was naked in Bela's arms. usually cautious by nature, she wonders what it is about him? After all, she doesn't usually sleep with strange out-of-town men on first dates. could he be the one? sadly, no. Bela fails to call back within three days...and Gorilla goes on an apeshit rampage through various drugs until she ultimately destroys herself on a lethal speedball of heroin and bananas


see you in hell, lugosi...

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 8.3 
5. Running Against Dick (2004)
actually, that's about the very last thing i'd ever want to find myself running against or into


dick cheney - face shootin bastard

People who added this item 49  Average listal rating (25 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating 5.3 
6. Sssssss (1973)
This movie ssssssucks.

The title is a question, and the answer is "no."

People who added this item 3  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 3.3 
8. Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966)
why you shouldn't mix pills and drink while you're pregnant, ladies

People who added this item 398  Average listal rating (212 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 6.8 
9. Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)
Goooood, Pussycat. Gooood.

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 5.4 
10. Boin-n-g (1963)
I will be really disappointed if there are no boobs in this movie.

People who added this item 2  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating 4.6 
11. Don't Worry, We'll Think of a Title (1966)
Don't worry, I don't care.

People who added this item 71  Average listal rating (40 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 4.1 
12. Man-Thing (2005)
a lively sequel to the original "swamp penis" which fell limp at box offices everywhere despite excessive amounts of foreplay

People who added this item 20  Average listal rating (11 ratings) 2.2  IMDB Rating 2.8 
13. The Madmen of Mandoras (1963)

he runs an outdoor cafe now

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 7.2 
14. No. My Other Possessed-Zombie Girlfriend. (2006)
Yeah, that one.


...yes that is miley cyrus

People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 5.3  IMDB Rating 4.8 
15. Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Hump... (1969)
Can I ever forget this movie? What movie?

People who added this item 2  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 5.5 
16. Nice Girls Don't Explode (1987)
They just nag you until you explode.


plus they make you explode

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating
17. Trimming a Boob (1913)
a self-help explanatory how-to documentary told through the teary eyes of women with hirsutism. disturbing and informative.


i am sorry you had to see this

People who added this item 57  Average listal rating (23 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 5.4 
18. Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
do you have a personal, longstanding grudge against frogs everywhere? maybe a frog killed your father or raped your mother. maybe a frog you trusted touched you in a way a frog should never touch a human...yes, this movie is for you


come, let us kill him

People who added this item 23  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 4.5 
19. I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat... (1993)
Well, maybe if you had hung her on your meat hook in the first place, she wouldn't have been a lesbian and you wouldn't have had to kill her...


he will make you gay, be careful

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the who gives a shit

a movie with a big title is probably trying to compensate for something...probably a tiny production budget.


own it

People who added this item 45  Average listal rating (20 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.3 
22. I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2006)
I bet this line gets him laid in the movie.


i suddenly want cheese now...
...and sex


People who added this item 11  Average listal rating (8 ratings) 8.3  IMDB Rating 7.4 
23. Dirty Ho (1976)
i'm told the chinese characters mean 'the fist of fury'


eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
...i wonder where my fist will go

People who added this item 109  Average listal rating (70 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.5 
24. I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
now, i'm not a racist. i'm not the kind of guy who locks his car door when some entirely innocent black youths were approaching my car yesterday afternoon. that's just not me.

but maybe if the title was "I am going to get you, sir" and I imagined an old white lady saying it instead of an angry, black man, I'd feel less likely to shit my pants...




People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 4  IMDB Rating 4.5 
25. Terror at Blood Fart Lake (2009)
Terror at Blood Fart Lake? What the hell could possibly be more terrifying than a lake made out of blood farts? Oh, wait. It looks like a man-shaped shit monster is sneaking up behind her. Never mind.

People who added this item 2  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 4  IMDB Rating 5.8 
26. Jurassic Fart (1996)
a real blast from the past


they might be extinct but their farts live
in the form of fossil fuels

People who added this item 89  Average listal rating (54 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.1 
27. Frankenhooker (1990)
because i'm going to PAY a rotting, reanimated, corpse with rusted mechanical vagina to have sex with me...well, okay, let's just say I'd have to be pretty desperate


we'll all be having sex with
androids in the future anyway

People who added this item 24  Average listal rating (10 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating
28. Killer Nun (1979)
i always wondered what they do when they're not at work/church.


"now what was that you were saying about
the sun being the center of the solar system?
didn't think so, bitch."

People who added this item 2  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 5.3 
29. No Sex Please: We're British (1973)
we prefer spawning asexually like amoeba

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 7.2 
30. Beaver Gets a Boner (1985)
ahh, the secret to a happy marriage

People who added this item 4  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating 5.1 
31. Chicks with Sticks (2004)
...


you're gonna luv my nuts.

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating
32. Mommy Dick (2005)
two words which should never...oh god, i just threw up in my mouth

People who added this item 10  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 4  IMDB Rating 2.9 
33. Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966)
not bombshell mcgee, the other daughter. the good looking one. turns out she was raised amish too.


what the fuck was he smokin

People who added this item 29  Average listal rating (14 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating
34. The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse (1938)
If I was a woman, I would never trust a doctor named Clitterhouse.

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 4.9 
35. The Curious Dr. Humpp (1969)
That's the nickname his little sister gave him when they were kids. He's not really a doctor. Just look at his face. It's not meant for human eyes. No hospital would accept him. What is he?

People who added this item 6  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 1  IMDB Rating 4.1 
36. Retardead (2008)

People who added this item 8  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 1  IMDB Rating 3.7 
37. I Dismember Mama (1972)
an autobiographical documentary which only became a film when it was leaked from the sheriff's evidence archive. i've been told the director is casting for a sequel.

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 6.4 
38. A Vagina for Christmas (2001)
Alright! I usually just get socks! But a vagina works way better!!

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 7.3 
39. Vagina Vacation (2009)
a va-jay-jay vay-cay

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 7.8 
40. Cunt Dykula (1993)
I, uh...what's wrong with this title? I don't know what everyone's laughing at.

People who added this item 47  Average listal rating (28 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating 6.5 
41. The Tit and the Moon (1994)
which was followed by the critically panned sequel "my moob and uranus"

People who added this item 1  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 7.2 
42. Mila Ass Painting (1998)
an experimental, avant-garde style movie that briefly chronicles the life of "Mila," an inspirational blind girl, who faithfully reproduces famous Jackson Polluck paintings by violently spraying paint out of her ass.


yes, her ass


 

Here are some movies that have fantastic titles. I have not seen these (except Rabid Grannies, Monsturd and Gingerdead Man) but that won't stop me from guessing what they're about.

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Posted: 4 years, 7 months ago at May 12 7:12
i've seen (and own) a lot of the bad horror films you listed like 'gingerdead man' and 'monsturd'....but 'terror at blood fart lake' sounds absolutely breathtaking. i thank you for opening my eyes to that glorious film, which i now need to track down and enjoy.
Posted: 4 years, 7 months ago at May 12 17:57
lol. you're welcome.
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Jan 25 20:55
I guess you could run against Cheney, but it'd probably be wiser to run away from him while thoroughly blocking your face from projectiles.

This has to be one of Listal's all-time most hilarious lists.
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Apr 29 3:43
THIS IS SO HILARIOUS! I've never even heard of these movies... I MUST SEE THEM B4 I DIE, LOL... just kidding, they all look like crap, nice list; extremely nice list. :D

ME GUSTA.

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