Explore
 Lists  Reviews  Images  Update feed
Categories
MoviesTV ShowsMusicBooksGamesDVDs/Blu-RayPeopleArt & DesignPlacesWeb TV & PodcastsToys & CollectiblesComic Book SeriesBeautyAnimals   View more categories »
Avatar
Added by astro_man23 on 5 May 2010 08:12
2483 Views 4 Comments
34
vote

what a title tells me about a movie

Add header image

Choose file... or enter url:
Sort by: Showing 42 items
Decade: Rating: List Type:
People who added this item 39 Average listal rating (29 ratings) 4.1 IMDB Rating 3.5
even in delicious gingerbread man form, gary busey still gives me indigestion and just creeps me out...
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 15 Average listal rating (7 ratings) 3.1 IMDB Rating 3.8
Monsturd (2003)
Your worst nightmare...
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 26 Average listal rating (11 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 4.9
actually, this is not porn...


she does not mean to flip you off
that is her arthritis
astro_man23's rating:
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
they hit it off at a night club, go to Gorilla's apartment and have fantastic sex all night. then after a scrambled eggs/coffee/burnt toast breakfast the next morning, they go their separate ways. Gorilla feels great at first, like there was a real connection. She had been feeling self-conscious about the weight she gained last winter, but those inhibitions didn't bother her at all when she was naked in Bela's arms. usually cautious by nature, she wonders what it is about him? After all, she doesn't usually sleep with strange out-of-town men on first dates. could he be the one? sadly, no. Bela fails to call back within three days...and Gorilla goes on an apeshit rampage through various drugs until she ultimately destroys herself on a lethal speedball of heroin and bananas


see you in hell, lugosi...
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 7.6
actually, that's about the very last thing i'd ever want to find myself running against or into


dick cheney - face shootin bastard
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 50 Average listal rating (28 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.3
Sssssss (1973)
This movie ssssssucks.
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
The title is a question, and the answer is "no."
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 3 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 3.5
why you shouldn't mix pills and drink while you're pregnant, ladies
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 406 Average listal rating (228 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 6.8
Goooood, Pussycat. Gooood.
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 5.6
Boin-n-g (1963)
I will be really disappointed if there are no boobs in this movie.
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
Don't worry, I don't care.
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 74 Average listal rating (42 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 4.1
Man-Thing (2005)
a lively sequel to the original "swamp penis" which fell limp at box offices everywhere despite excessive amounts of foreplay
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 20 Average listal rating (12 ratings) 2.2 IMDB Rating 2.7

he runs an outdoor cafe now
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
Yeah, that one.


...yes that is miley cyrus
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
Can I ever forget this movie? What movie?
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 2 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 5.8
They just nag you until you explode.


plus they make you explode
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 0
a self-help explanatory how-to documentary told through the teary eyes of women with hirsutism. disturbing and informative.


i am sorry you had to see this
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 60 Average listal rating (28 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.5
do you have a personal, longstanding grudge against frogs everywhere? maybe a frog killed your father or raped your mother. maybe a frog you trusted touched you in a way a frog should never touch a human...yes, this movie is for you


come, let us kill him
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
Well, maybe if you had hung her on your meat hook in the first place, she wouldn't have been a lesbian and you wouldn't have had to kill her...


he will make you gay, be careful
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the who gives a shit
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
a movie with a big title is probably trying to compensate for something...probably a tiny production budget.


own it
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
I bet this line gets him laid in the movie.


i suddenly want cheese now...
...and sex

Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 11 Average listal rating (8 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 7.2
Dirty Ho (1976)
i'm told the chinese characters mean 'the fist of fury'


eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
...i wonder where my fist will go
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 109 Average listal rating (74 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.5
now, i'm not a racist. i'm not the kind of guy who locks his car door when some entirely innocent black youths were approaching my car yesterday afternoon. that's just not me.

but maybe if the title was "I am going to get you, sir" and I imagined an old white lady saying it instead of an angry, black man, I'd feel less likely to shit my pants...



Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 4.7
Terror at Blood Fart Lake? What the hell could possibly be more terrifying than a lake made out of blood farts? Oh, wait. It looks like a man-shaped shit monster is sneaking up behind her. Never mind.
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 2 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 5.9
Jurassic Fart (1996)
a real blast from the past


they might be extinct but their farts live
in the form of fossil fuels
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 94 Average listal rating (66 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.1
Frankenhooker (1990)
because i'm going to PAY a rotting, reanimated, corpse with rusted mechanical vagina to have sex with me...well, okay, let's just say I'd have to be pretty desperate


we'll all be having sex with
androids in the future anyway
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
i always wondered what they do when they're not at work/church.


"now what was that you were saying about
the sun being the center of the solar system?
didn't think so, bitch."
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
we prefer spawning asexually like amoeba
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 7.2
ahh, the secret to a happy marriage
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 4 Average listal rating (3 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 5.1
...


you're gonna luv my nuts.
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 0
Mommy Dick (2005)
two words which should never...oh god, i just threw up in my mouth
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
not bombshell mcgee, the other daughter. the good looking one. turns out she was raised amish too.


what the fuck was he smokin
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
If I was a woman, I would never trust a doctor named Clitterhouse.
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 5
That's the nickname his little sister gave him when they were kids. He's not really a doctor. Just look at his face. It's not meant for human eyes. No hospital would accept him. What is he?
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 6 Average listal rating (3 ratings) 1 IMDB Rating 4
Retardead (2008)
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 8 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 1 IMDB Rating 3.8
an autobiographical documentary which only became a film when it was leaked from the sheriff's evidence archive. i've been told the director is casting for a sequel.
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 6.4
Alright! I usually just get socks! But a vagina works way better!!
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 6.7
a va-jay-jay vay-cay
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 7.7
Cunt Dykula (1993)
I, uh...what's wrong with this title? I don't know what everyone's laughing at.
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 47 Average listal rating (30 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.5
which was followed by the critically panned sequel "my moob and uranus"
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom
People who added this item 1 Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0 IMDB Rating 0
an experimental, avant-garde style movie that briefly chronicles the life of "Mila," an inspirational blind girl, who faithfully reproduces famous Jackson Polluck paintings by violently spraying paint out of her ass.


yes, her ass
Rate:
Watched Wanted Custom

Here are some movies that have fantastic titles. I have not seen these (except Rabid Grannies, Monsturd and Gingerdead Man) but that won't stop me from guessing what they're about.

Added to




Related lists

what a title tells me about a movie 2
26 item list by astro_man23
21 votes 4 comments
All About Us
8 item list by Iceviper
13 votes 2 comments
Icevipers "It's About Me"
26 item list by Iceviper
30 votes 5 comments
Absurd Expectations
9 item list by VierasTalo
10 votes 2 comments
What about these ships?
3 item list by Michean Sabriel
Exactly what it says on the tin
61 item list by silent killer
3 votes
Worst Movie Titles Ever
20 item list by EatMorePez
29 votes 5 comments
My Favorite Movies... EVER
53 item list by Star Alchemist
2 votes
When Will Movie stop being in the title of Movies.
154 item list by Sarah!
4 votes
Italian Grotesque Comedies
12 item list by Mass. Patriot
27 votes 5 comments

View more top voted lists

Comments

Avatar
Posted: 6 years, 4 months ago at May 12 7:12
i've seen (and own) a lot of the bad horror films you listed like 'gingerdead man' and 'monsturd'....but 'terror at blood fart lake' sounds absolutely breathtaking. i thank you for opening my eyes to that glorious film, which i now need to track down and enjoy.
Posted: 6 years, 4 months ago at May 12 17:57
lol. you're welcome.
Posted: 4 years, 8 months ago at Jan 25 20:55
I guess you could run against Cheney, but it'd probably be wiser to run away from him while thoroughly blocking your face from projectiles.

This has to be one of Listal's all-time most hilarious lists.
Posted: 4 years, 5 months ago at Apr 29 3:43
THIS IS SO HILARIOUS! I've never even heard of these movies... I MUST SEE THEM B4 I DIE, LOL... just kidding, they all look like crap, nice list; extremely nice list. :D

ME GUSTA.

Post comment


Insert image

drop image here
(or click)
or enter URL:
 link image?  square?

Insert video

Format block