Anuksesta

15   1.7   1.7 

I think this is trying to be some sort of horror film. Only thing that terrified me was the idea of looking this film till the end, which I surely did but in total pain and shame. First I was ashamed of linking this film to H.P. Lovecraft, which seems to be more than a crime. Artificially surrealist atmosphere with mystic riders in epic landscapes don't have any connection to the movie and elements of horror are shitty as hell. People come as fast and as stupidly as they go, stupid wandering in that bright (wannabe horrifying) warehouse is as stupid as it could ever get.

82 minutes of shit and still you hope that the end could be rewarding? Somehow yes, because then the movie is over but the way this movie ends is just as stupid as the whole movie. Seriously, I recommend this movie to everyone that hates life.

Kankku's rating:

337   4.7   4.8 

So. The Rock (who the heck is Dwayne Johnson?) is an ice-hockey player, who has got a nickname called Toot Fairy because he tackles so hard. One day he actually becomes a toot fairy and he is so funny in his tutu and all the kids lolled.

Kankku's rating:

2743   6   6.3 

Kankku's rating:

202   4.5   4.4 

The problem is that this movie tries to hard to be an extreme movie. Sex seems to be more like an extra burden for the movie that it is trying to carry too hard. Sexual scenes are totally random and violence is anything but cool with all those slow motions and vulgar elements. Musical side is horrible and simply nothing works in this film.

Kankku's rating:

1848   5.8   5.9 

My God. Please, make somebody to stop Hayden Christensen acting. Christensen isn't the only problem of this film - actually nothing works in this. Plot couldn't be any less interesting than it is. Lame.

Kankku's rating:

621   3.8   3.6 

THIS IS TEH WIKKER MÄN MOOVI. Forget that shitty non-chronological remake from the 70s, this is the real stuff! Nicolas Cage beating women and running around in a bear suit. FAK YEA! And don't forget the bees!

Kankku's rating:

57   4.3   3 

I really liked the first Howling but dude. This second one is creepy. Not The Shining kinda creepy, more like The Tomb kinda creepy. Writers have totally mixed up what abilities belong to the vampires and which one belongs to the werewolves. Saddest thing in this block of crap is that Christopher Lee is in this. Well afterwards he asked forgiveness for the director of the original The Howling and not for vain. This film is stupid. Only Reb Brown rocks.

In the awesome world of Internet I noticed this absolutely hilarious review of this film. I warn you! THIS video review includes some MAJOR SPOILERS from both first and the second Howling.

Kankku's rating:

40   4.5   5.9 

Every once in a while, one priest of evil comes from my arsehole but I don't make any fuss of it. Olli Saarela may have the same disorder and he did make some fuss by this movie called Priest of Evil. Movie bases on the Finnish book of the same name from Matti Yrjänä Joensuu but this movie seems to be disrespectful to him. I love these Finnish wannabe Hollywood movies.

Kankku's rating:

581   2.9   2.6 

I like most of the parodies from the 2000s. Not.

Kankku's rating:

560   5.6   5.9 

Two massive names, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, working together since The Godfather Part II? Well someone had high expectations and that someone also disappointed a big time. Plot is trying to be too cool and hell yeah, it is so cool that even my mother stopped having hot waves.

Kankku's rating:

71   2.3   2.4 

'You can't judge dino by its scales.'

I just love that this Ted has to always make some kind of sound. When he isn't actually speaking, he's humming or singing. And yes, 101 tail jokes is more than enough for 90 minutes. Have to give some credit for Whoopi also for pissing me off.

Kankku's rating:

1924   5.8   5.9 

Yeah. What could possibly go wrong: two hours of robots kicking each other's asses? Also this includes that foxy Megan, but still something is wrong in this one. Well, maybe those are the actual problems that this movie is facing.

Kankku's rating:

131   4.5   5 

I love it when people are marketing films with Tarantino's name, really. No matter how shitty the movie is, Tarantino fans don't care. True men are riding motorcycles and whole movie represents manhood so well that I felt like another dick grew on my forehead.

Kankku's rating:

251   4.7   4.6 

SmackDown! bitches. John Cena surely shows some great moves from SmackDown! and I think that is the only good thing in this movie. Plot doesn't make any sense and special effects are mostly inappropriate and ugly. Did I remember to say that this movie is a SmackDown! production?

Kankku's rating:

1736   5.2   5.2 

It felt bad to list to Nic Cage films in this list but dude, even Cage is ashamed for being involved in this shit. Ghost Rider as a character is ugly and whole movie is ugly as my ass.

Kankku's rating:

1896   5.4   5.8 

Roland Emmerich has somehow got stucked in apocalyptic phase. From all his apocalyptic works this might be the shittiest one. Somehow I liked the characters, or at least some of them, in the film. This movie isn't still anything more than big block of special effects and no one is ready to watch the world collapsing for two hours. Seriously.

Kankku's rating:

535   4.1   3.7 

The first RoboCop is a cult classic. Too bad that they did two overwhelmingly bad sequels for first masterpiece. RoboCop 3 is everything that first RoboCop isn't, like bad movie, bad sequel, full of horrible acting and stupid story with uncool villains.

Kankku's rating:

1520   6.4   6.6 

Caspian is just a boy in a big movie.
This movie was some sort of remix of Holy Bible
I felt bad but all the kids went groovy
but after a while kids went also home crying
with their tricycles.

Aslan was a lion which surely is a big cat.
Plot wasn't surprising and while watching this
I felt like a twat.
Nobody seemed to be confused of that.

Kankku's rating:

61   4   4.3 

This movie is something that only Finns can understand (or could they..). Kummeli is some sort of shameful cult classic comedy series and I have never liked it. Mostly humour is lame and this movie Kummeli Alivuokralainen represents Kummeli at its worst. Homophobic, stupid and unfunny comedy without any point or reason why it should be existing.

Please note: this list includes 7 movies from the year 2008. Think that was especially great year for movies.

Kankku's rating:

11   1.2   0 

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