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Added by geojones100 on 23 Apr 2010 02:29
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All-Star Assassins Movie

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as AGENT 47 in HITMAN
MOTIVATION: It's his job.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 70%. Such a smooth, disciplined killer, he'll get the job done, if only it wasn't a set-up.

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as FOX in WANTED
MOTIVATION: Israel's name came up on the list. It's strictly professional.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 80%. With those looks, getting inside wouldn't be a problem. But she has to be dramatic and will choose to ride on top of a train to do that bending bullet thing.

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Average listal rating (19 ratings) 8.4 IMDB Rating 0
as AH JONG in THE KILLER
MOTIVATION: retiring for one last hit and one last bullet ballet.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 40%. Has to fly all the way from Hong Kong, pass through immigration and fight to get a taxicab in the airport. And with all the Slow Motion, will arrive even much later.


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as EL MARIACHI in ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO
MOTIVATION: CIA said Israel killed his wife and child, that's enough motivation.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 50%. El Mariachi killer loco is one ruthless bastardo! But the bodyguards could hear the twangy Mexican guitar a mile away...not much of a surprise.

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as AEON FLUX in AEON FLUX
MOTIVATION: That skin-tight suit has to have some use.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 90%. She could get inside any building, but will realize the job doesn't have anything to do with DNA or cloning, and will split.

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and NORMAN REEDUS
as CONOR and MURPHY MCMANUS
MOTIVATION: Buddy Israel's days as a drugged-up mobster are numbered.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 85%. These Bible-spewing brothers are relentless and always get their mobster.

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Average listal rating (2052 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 0
as VINCENT in COLLATERAL
MOTIVATION: It's in the contract.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 80%. Cold, heartless pro, but that talky taxi driver will pose a problem.

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Average listal rating (1487 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 0
as THE BRIDE in KILL BILL
MOTIVATION: What's there to do after waking up in a coma?
CHANCES OF A KILL: 30%. She has other "revenge" thing in mind.

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as ANTON CHIGURH in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
MOTIVATION: He doesn't need any.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 90%. Few escapes the cattle gun.

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Average listal rating (1800 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 0
as JASON BOURNE in THE BOURNE IDENTITY
MOTIVATION: Programmed to kill.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 100%. IT's f@#$% JASON BOURNE, okay?

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The Plot: Borrowing from the movie Smokin' Aces in which a million dollars was put in the head of Buddy "Aces" Israel (Jeremy Piven) attracting lethal assassins across the States. He holes up inside the penthouse of a hotel and is heavily guarded 24/7. Israel survives the assassination only to croak in other means. What's the point, right? So, what if the best of the best bounty hunters get a crack at it? Would be a whole different ending.

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Posted: 6 years ago at Jun 30 19:18
Love it, especially the comments on Matt Damon.
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Sep 11 16:10
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Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at May 28 13:57
I was planning to do something like this myself... Great selections and comments!
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at May 28 17:44
great list, oldboy too
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at May 28 19:38
haha loved how you left bourne till last, great list
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at May 30 7:04
thanks for the comments, guys!
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Aug 16 8:22
Excellent list idea and assassins. Jason Bourne truly is 100% effective!
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Aug 23 7:20
Awesome list!

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