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on 23 Apr 2010 02:29

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All-Star Assassins Movie

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Average listal rating (321 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
1. Timothy Olyphant
as AGENT 47 in HITMAN
MOTIVATION: It's his job.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 70%. Such a smooth, disciplined killer, he'll get the job done, if only it wasn't a set-up.


Average listal rating (2001 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
2. Angelina Jolie
as FOX in WANTED
MOTIVATION: Israel's name came up on the list. It's strictly professional.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 80%. With those looks, getting inside wouldn't be a problem. But she has to be dramatic and will choose to ride on top of a train to do that bending bullet thing.


Average listal rating (18 ratings) 8.3  IMDB Rating
3. Chow Yun Fat
as AH JONG in THE KILLER
MOTIVATION: retiring for one last hit and one last bullet ballet.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 40%. Has to fly all the way from Hong Kong, pass through immigration and fight to get a taxicab in the airport. And with all the Slow Motion, will arrive even much later.



Average listal rating (968 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating
4. Antonio Banderas
as EL MARIACHI in ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO
MOTIVATION: CIA said Israel killed his wife and child, that's enough motivation.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 50%. El Mariachi killer loco is one ruthless bastardo! But the bodyguards could hear the twangy Mexican guitar a mile away...not much of a surprise.


Average listal rating (1362 ratings) 8.1  IMDB Rating
5. Charlize Theron
as AEON FLUX in AEON FLUX
MOTIVATION: That skin-tight suit has to have some use.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 90%. She could get inside any building, but will realize the job doesn't have anything to do with DNA or cloning, and will split.


Average listal rating (83 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating
6. Sean Patrick Flanery
and NORMAN REEDUS
as CONOR and MURPHY MCMANUS
MOTIVATION: Buddy Israel's days as a drugged-up mobster are numbered.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 85%. These Bible-spewing brothers are relentless and always get their mobster.


Average listal rating (2017 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
7. Tom Cruise
as VINCENT in COLLATERAL
MOTIVATION: It's in the contract.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 80%. Cold, heartless pro, but that talky taxi driver will pose a problem.


Average listal rating (1432 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating
8. Uma Thurman
as THE BRIDE in KILL BILL
MOTIVATION: What's there to do after waking up in a coma?
CHANCES OF A KILL: 30%. She has other "revenge" thing in mind.


Average listal rating (522 ratings) 8.1  IMDB Rating
9. Javier Bardem
as ANTON CHIGURH in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
MOTIVATION: He doesn't need any.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 90%. Few escapes the cattle gun.


Average listal rating (1756 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
10. Matt Damon
as JASON BOURNE in THE BOURNE IDENTITY
MOTIVATION: Programmed to kill.
CHANCES OF A KILL: 100%. IT's f@#$% JASON BOURNE, okay?



 

The Plot: Borrowing from the movie Smokin' Aces in which a million dollars was put in the head of Buddy "Aces" Israel (Jeremy Piven) attracting lethal assassins across the States. He holes up inside the penthouse of a hotel and is heavily guarded 24/7. Israel survives the assassination only to croak in other means. What's the point, right? So, what if the best of the best bounty hunters get a crack at it? Would be a whole different ending.

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Comments

Posted: 4 years, 5 months ago at Jun 30 19:18
Love it, especially the comments on Matt Damon.
Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Sep 11 16:10
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Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at May 28 13:57
I was planning to do something like this myself... Great selections and comments!
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at May 28 17:44
great list, oldboy too
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at May 28 19:38
haha loved how you left bourne till last, great list
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at May 30 7:04
thanks for the comments, guys!
Posted: 3 years, 3 months ago at Aug 16 8:22
Excellent list idea and assassins. Jason Bourne truly is 100% effective!
Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Aug 23 7:20
Awesome list!

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