My Autobiography

   6.4  

Career-Path: Amateur Magician
Era: School Days
Identical traits: Poor eyesight, Floppy hair, Gullability, Pale Skin, Trying to understand the world around him

It wasn't easy looking like Harry Potter! But I grew out of it but to mark my years as an innocent, bespeckled and naive teen I feel Radcliffe has what it takes to be something like me. P.S. I didn't wank over Hentai though.

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   5.4  

Career-Path: Film-Maker
Era: College Years
Identical traits: Hat wearing, Observant, Sullenness, "Finder of Unique and Hidden Beauties"

I guess if I was more perverse or abused, Ricky Fitz and I would be the same. Nothings ever that perfect though. Bentley's moody and sometimes silent portrayal always made me see a mirror image of me back then.

   6.8  

Career-Path: Toga Professional
Era: Uni Days
Identical traits: Dead before 40, Debauched, Questionable hairline, "Party Animal"

The days I will never forget need to be tied to a legend who always will be synonymous with that genre, I couldn't trust it more with the Animal House Antics of Belushi.

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   7.8  

Career-Path: Serial Killer
Era: Mid-Twenties
Identical traits: Dodgy accent, Intricate, Unhinged, Obsessive

Fiennes has always reminded me of a lost soul, who brings that out of place aura to whichever character he takes the role of but thats enough to make him outstanding in my eyes.

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   6.7  

Career-Path: Telepathic Lawman
Era: Early Thirties
Identical traits: Mind Control, Jawlines, Issues, Build

I can see a lot of parallels with his character, Matt Parkman. But I'm more or less compared with Greg Grunberg for his physical attributes.

   6.6  

Career-Path: 'Prophet'
Era: Mid-Thirties
Identical traits: Told I looked like him, Facial Hair Extraordinaire, Fake Laugh, Homoerotic Undertone

This is the last person I wanted to be compared too! However I can't help but feel that if I was to be a monumental failure in later life, a man who faced the same problem would be able to portray it eloquently.

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   6.9  

Career-Path: Gumshoe
Era: Mid Forties
Identical traits: Hank, British, Shape of Head, Pessimist, Voice Manipulation

Ever since Who Framed Roger Rabbit, I've had the utmost respect for BH. A P.I. was always a dream job of mine and who better than the man who cracked Toon Town.

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   6.9  

Career-Path: Platoon Lieutenant
Era: Late Forties
Identical traits: Authority Figure, Natural grumpy face, Antagonistic

I can be an absolute arsehole. I'll discourage or take on anyone if they need crumbling. Ironside usually plays supporting roles which I feel is a drawback for this choice but when you see his constant expression of disgust, I feel right at home.

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   8.5  

Career-Path: Sky Pirate
Era: Fifties
Identical traits: Organised, Unnatural vest wearer, Perceptive, Bandana wearing

His presence alone makes him a hero. With his rugged looks and borderline 'manic' personality, he is what I'm looking for in an older me.

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   7.6  

Career-Path: Grumpy Old Man
Era: Twilight
Identical traits: Cigar handling, Shuffling around, Pockets full of clutter

If I'm goin out, I'm going out grumpy! Falk has monopolised all my hopes and dreams since as far as I can remember. I'd love to be him as an old man. Dodgy eye included!

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