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List added by GemLil on 30 November 2008 05:00
A life in pictures |
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  4.5 Milhouse
The Simpsons Age: 6-11 Role: Hanger on. Identical Traits: Nerdy, Glasses, best friend with cool kid, walkie talkies, mother fixation, stuffed animal The nerd who thought they were cool. I hung around with the cool kids, but on reflection, I was probably just their slave. GemLil's rating:
 
5 Oliver Twist
Oliver! Age: 11-12 Role: Confused outsider Identical Traits: Street urchin, pale, In a world I wasn't made for, quiet, scared. I went into a high achieving convent school full of middle class girls who had been learning French since they were 2. Having come from the ghetto, I spent the first few years of school like a rabbit in the headlights. GemLil's rating:
8 The Artful Dodger
Oliver! Age: 13-18 Role: Loveable Rouge Identical Traits: Street urchin, Cockney, Laugh-a-minute, Cheeky. I soon realised that my working class routes were some what of a commodity among the middle-classers and cut my niche as the joker/cockney rogue. GemLil's rating:
 
6.6 Withnail
Withnail & I Age: 19-23 Role: Very English drunkard. Identical Traits: Fully stocked wine rack, vast knowledge of liqueurs, annihilated liver, Thespian aspirations, unfounded snobbery, manipulative. Too much of my time is spent in wine bars and pubs or drinking Co-op Prosecco in inappropriate places. I have also tried rubbing myself in deep heat to keep out the cold. GemLil's rating:
 
7 Lee Holloway
Secretary Age: Mid to late 20s Role: Sexually deviant colleague Identical Traits: Easily manipulated, sex crazed, power hungry, middle of the road job. As I settle into a proper long term career, this is inevitable for me, considering how easily I get bored and my attraction to authority figures. GemLil's rating:
 
6.8 Susanna Kaysen
Girl Interrupted Age: Early 30s Role: Sectioned nutter Identical Traits: On the fringe on sanity, underlying bitterness, prescription drug dependency It seems a fair assumption that at some point I will be sectioned by my family, albeit short term. GemLil's rating:
 
7 Sally Owens
Practical Magic Age: Mid 30s Role: Loner hippy/witch Identical Traits: Inner hippy, outer consumerist, country lover, amateur gardener I'll head out to the country about this time and get in touch with my inner gypsy, maybe crack out a potion or two. GemLil's rating:
 
7.1 Morticia Addams
The Addams Family Age: Late 30s Role: Odd ball Identical Traits: Wears too much black, social deviant, macabre, invulnerable to pain Late in life, I will settle down with an odd-ball gentleman and go ahead and have some equally odd children. GemLil's rating:
6.7 Molly Weasley
Harry Potter Age: 40s Role: Reproducer Identical Traits: Sewing Skills, mollycoddling, fertility, love of kettles Family bliss will ensue, as many children as possible under one roof, large stews for dinner and gnomes in the back garden. GemLil's rating:
9 Auntie Annie
East is East Age: 50s + Role: Old wife Identical Traits: Gossip, Wall Leaner, Commoner The remainder of my life will be spent gossiping with chums over back garden walls, going on pensioner weekend breaks and making the most of an endless amount of free time. GemLil's rating:
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Dionysian Child
Posted : 7 months, 3 weeks ago at Apr 4 16:29
Not too bad a life all in all!
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I thought I'd take a different approach on the autobiography craze, these are characters that have/will mirror my own life to a T. See also:
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