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Added by Happy Vader on 2 Jan 2011 02:51
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50 WORST Films I Have Seen. Period!

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Everything I love about movies, I hate it in this one. The CGI is so laughingly plastic that it makes Plan 9 from Outer Space look worthy of winning the Oscar.

The cast is just average and the story-line is not the least engaging. Now, I still haven't found the one film that is 100% worst, although this one comes pretty close, so close that no other film has ever come to. I would call it 98% worst and the other 2% was seeing Ben Kingsley with his funny gob of hair. The only redeeming point... a prime example of great talent wasted!
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Typical Movie: Loud, Rowdy Teenagers Get Drunk With All The Merry Partying Around Inside A Shopping Mall. They Decide To Stay A Little Longer And Thats When All Hell Breaks Loose My Friends...

You See, Robots Kill The Teenagers And Have This Annoying Tendency To Repeat 'Have A Nice Day'.... Yea Right!
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Actually all 3 movies are bad but the 3rd is so bad that you won't be able to look at yourself in the mirror. If Paris Hilton sees it more than twice, she won't be able to go out anymore.

Films like these don't offer much: They just need a cast of good-looking, hormone-filled, actors / actresses and that's it... let the money roll in. It offers no real entertainment and dance sequences are not the least inspiring.
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Mr. Bean Is Supposed To Be An Innocent Lovable Human Being... Not A Bumbling Devil-In-Tweeds Idiot!

Well, Willem Dafoe Was Quite Good (As Always, He Is Legendary)
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People who added this item 3372 Average listal rating (2308 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.6
Watchmen (2009)
Sure, Watchmen Is Supposed To Be Dark But Not That Dark That We Cannot Even Grasp Of Anything Thats Going On Onscreen!

The Annoying Part Of The Film Is The Scene When Nite Owl And Silk Spectre Fight Off A Group Of Thieves All The While Smiling At Each Other..... Thats So Wrong, Shouldnt Be!
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The Rock..... Well, The Rock Says.... Nevermind!

Another Typical Movie: Aliens From Outer Space Take Refuge In A Taxi That Is Occupied By The Rock! Now, He Must Save Them From God Knows What! During The Way, He Falls In Love!

'Falls In Love', Hmmm... Now, Where Have I Seen This Plot Before.....??
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Ahem.... Lets Move On!
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People who added this item 236 Average listal rating (148 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.1
Is This A Western Movie Or What?

Sure, The Ladies Are Beautiful But NO! Weak Dialogues And Pitiful Storyline And A Seriously Crap Mexican Stand-off!

I Mean, I Loved Johnathan Kaplan's Previous Movie 'The Accused' But This Is Ridiculous..

You, Yes You Johnathan, Maybe Next Time You Make A Western Film, Consider Talking To Clint Eastwood!
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Tsk! Tsk!

I Never Really Liked Any Of The Van Wilder Movies But This Installment Really Breaks The Limit Of Awfulness!

I Saw This Movie Only On The Condition That My Friend Said That It (I'm Quoting) 'Will Be Worth Every Second'....

Now I Don't Talk To Him........ LOL!
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People who added this item 1436 Average listal rating (877 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6.4
Hey, Look At That: Its Zac Again!

17 Again Really Paired Off 2 Awful Actors: Zac Efron & Matthew Perry (Yes, Thats Chandler Bong To You)

This Movie Is Disgusting And Very Predictable In All Senses!

I Mean, He Is Literally Raped And Called 'Gay' By His Own Daughter! GROSS!!!!
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I Have To Admit: American Pie Presents Beta House Had Some Bitter Chuckles In It But They All Stopped When Book Of Love Came Out....

Typical: 3 Virgin Boys Find The Titular Book And Act Upon It And Become Non-Virgins..... The End!
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People who added this item 561 Average listal rating (354 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.8
Let Me Make One Thing Clear: I Really Hate Those Scenes In Which The Male 'Accidently' Gropes The Females CUPS (Get What I Mean?)

I Just Switched Off The TV When The Above Mentioned Scene Came In View.... Simple As That!

If You Like Those Scenes, Then Theres Something Wrong About Your Humour!
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Arnold Schwa.... Well, Arnie Is AMAZING: Terminator, Predator And Conan But Last Action Hero?

Its So Dull And Boring That I Wanna Drill A Hole In My Head With An Electric Drill....

When The First Time I Saw The Poster Of This Film, I Thought This Is A Big-Screen Adaptation Of This Popular Game 'Bionic Commando'.... I Was Soo Wrong!!!
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People who added this item 1076 Average listal rating (664 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5.4
I hate chucky!

i would have loved to toss you into that fire!
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People who added this item 4157 Average listal rating (2697 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6.2
Yes, All Installments!!!

We Do Have Plently To Ogle To: Anna Faris + Her Rack, Her Staircase And Her Balcony But Thats It. You Flick Your Eyes For A Second To The Left And It Starts To Burn! Aeiiii!
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Probably The Worst High-School Film Ever (Oh No! Second Only To High School Musical)!

I Mean, Freshman Comes And Makes A Deal With The Most Popular Girl In School To Be Her Girlfriend So He Can Be Considered Cool And In The End They Really Fall In Love!

For That You Tormented Me For Full 100 Minutes? Wouldnt It Had Been Better That You Had Just Simply Shown The Ending First? Damn Bastards!
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People who added this item 122 Average listal rating (85 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.1
Martin Lawrence Is Pitiful!

Why Make This Film To Prove It?

A Little Suggestion: If You Wanna Watch A 'Feel-Good' Basketball Movie Then (NO! Not Like Mike) Watch School Of Life!

It Has Ryan Reynolds... At Least That Film Is Good!
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People who added this item 499 Average listal rating (309 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.8
You Again (2010)
Can I Say One Thing?

BETTY WHITE! YOU SUCK!

You Just Ruined Jamie Lee Curtis & Sigourney Weaver!
The Acting Is Like As If All Are Dying Of Cancer... Betty White Does Look Like As If She Is...
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Woah, Wait A Minute!

Stephen Chow Is Amazing (I'm Talking Shaolin Soccer & Kung Fu Hustle Here)... He Was The Producer!

Its The Stupid Onscreen Cast... Isnt Goku Supposed To Be Asian?

FUCK CHATWIN!
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People who added this item 1370 Average listal rating (898 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 4.7
Daredevil Was Painful But The Most Excruciating Was This Pussycat Of A Film!

Jennifer Garner, That Scandingly Sexy Red Suit Wasnt Appealing Enough!
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People who added this item 1946 Average listal rating (1260 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.6
When Is Exposed Willy Funny?
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People who added this item 3660 Average listal rating (2424 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.7
No Action No Nothing! Fantastic By Name But ZERO By Acting. I Mean, Doctor Doom, THE Doctor Doom Cannot Die Easily By Frozing Him In Front Of Mobile-Phone Camera Happy Crowd!

BOO!
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People who added this item 1695 Average listal rating (1156 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 3.3
Based on the DC Comics character and starring Halle Berry, the film retains next to nothing of the Batman antagonist and the source material. In the movie, Catwoman has actual superpowers, which she lacks in the comics. The lycra catsuit was replaced with slashed leather pants, a bra, and a mask-cap, and she leaps from rooftop to rooftop in stiletto heels.
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People who added this item 275 Average listal rating (181 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.4
More Like 'How To Take Care Of Your Dog'

Sheesh!
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People who added this item 458 Average listal rating (297 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6
Who The Hell Is This Guy Anyway? Where Thomas Jane? Yes, The First Was Good Though!
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People Thrashing Themselves In Front Of The Camera... No Thanks, I Would Rather Watch A Drunken Irish Walk All The Way Home...
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Sometimes Revealing The Ancrestrial History Is Best Left Untold!

Its So Achingly Boring!
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Probably The Worst Installment Of A Such A Legendary Novel... EVER!
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People who added this item 178 Average listal rating (104 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 4.6
!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!

The Killer Has This Amazing Choice Of 'Weapon': Garden Clippers! How Imaginative Is That, Huh?

How Does He Get Killed? A Car Runs Him Over... He Comes Back Again!

Woah! Spooky....
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People who added this item 7 Average listal rating (4 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 4.7
The Ferryman (2007)
I Have To Admit: I Liked It The First Time Around But Then It Got So Boring And Dull!

John-Rhys Davies Was Good But I Wont Consider This As He Most Finest Moment... NO!
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I Did Not Understand Single Shit That Was Splattered In This Movie!
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The Crow & The Crow: Salvation Were Amazing! But Whats This? Edward 'T2' Furlong Decided To Push His Luck A Little Further But Little Did He Knew That Bad Luck Woud Cross His Path! The Creepy David Boreanz Is The Villain And OMG, When Will Tara Reid Learn How To Act?
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What Really Happened Back There In The Studio? I'm Talking About Megan Fox! Cant She Scream For Gods Sake? Hey, Michael, She Was Useless In The First, So Why Go And Make A Second One?

Probably The Worst Sequel I Have Ever Seen!
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People who added this item 3481 Average listal rating (2348 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 3.7
Congratulations To Both Chris O' Donnell & George Clooney For Killing Off Robin & Batman (Respectively)
Actually, I Dont Care Whether Robin Dies... He Sucks Anyways!

Uma Thurman Must Have Been Sedated When She Was Asked To Play Poison Ivy......
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People who added this item 720 Average listal rating (498 ratings) 2.8 IMDB Rating 2.7
Masters Of Suckery Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer Made This Thing Called A 'Film'

Who Pays Them Money Anyways? They Should Be Banned From This World!
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People who added this item 687 Average listal rating (462 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 3.4
Vampires Suck (2010)
Its Friedberg & Seltzer Again!

Hey Suckers, You Are Right!

VAMPIRES DO SUCK.... SO DO YOU!
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Just A Cheap Attempt To Display The Bodies Of Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner...

I Did Like The 1st One Though...
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As If One Jean Claude Van Damme Wasnt Enough, They Did 2 (Two) JCVD's

Oh, 2 Times The Torture!
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People who added this item 494 Average listal rating (319 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.6
Now They Know That Hollywood & Bollywood Shouldnt Mix!
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The Reason It Sucked Because It Didnt Have Sigourney Weaver....
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The 2nd Also, But Not That Much!

Plastic Dinosaurs And Stupid Cast.... GET OUT!!!
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Woah! Time-Out! Whenever You See Matthew McCoughney In A Movie, Just Avoid It!

Yes, Before He Was Famous, He Starred In This Horror Movie Which Was Supposed To Be His Jump-Start Vehicle But Little Did He Know That He Would Release Another Film Around That Time That Would Make Him A Superstar And Lo Behold! Enter Next Generation! It Made Matthew From A Superstar To Flopstar In No Time!

The 'Guy' Who Plays Leatherface Truly Killed Off The Legendary Masked Mentally Ill Psychopath! Honorable Mention To The Director Whats-His-Name...

Do You Know It Also Stars Renee Zellwegger? Well, Thats Another Story....

SUCKS!!!!
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The 1st Was Quite Good...

This Piece-Of-Shit Relied More On CGI's And Stage Acting Plus Pointless Jaw-Drops!
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People who added this item 541 Average listal rating (304 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 5.9
Yaaay! Miley Cyrus...... HEY WAIT A MINUTE! Go Back, Go Back! Oh No!!!!! Miley Cyrus!

Thats More Better.... What Should You Do If You Are Not Getting Enough Attention???

You Go And Make A Movie Thats So Dull That If You Were Getting Little Attention Before...... *Sigh*
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Harrison Ford ROCKS! Fact....

Its This Movie That Doesnt... When The 'Scene' Came Up, I Just Got Up And Switched Off The TV!

It Looks Like As If A 5 Yr. Old Wrote That Scene Instead Of The Legendary Steven Spielberg!

Apart From Ford, The Lovely Cate Blanchett Was Amazing While The Legendary John Hurt Is Always GREAT!

The Scene Ruined It..... So Did The Other 122 Minutes!
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People who added this item 2092 Average listal rating (1326 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6.1
Yaaaay! More Teenagers....

I Never Liked The 1st One, Why The 2nd One?
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Mortal Kombat Was Good!

Annihilation Was Sucky Because It Had A Smart-Mouth Half-Cyborg Half-Human That Was Pitiful In Making Smart-Cracks... And Oh Yea, Johnny Cage Is A Very Powerful And Great Mortal Kombat Character.... He Cannot Be Killed By A Simple Head-Snap! NO! NO! NO!

Also, It Has One Of The Worst Dialogue Ever: See Below!

Kitana: Mother, You Are Alive?
Sindel: Too Bad You Will Die!

... And Then The Head-Snap Occurs.... BRAVO!
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People who added this item 874 Average listal rating (532 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 4.8
Frank Miller Has Had Quite A Notorious Bad-Luck Following:

RoboCop 2
RoboCop 3
The Spirit

300 & Sin City Were Amazing!

The Spirit Was.... NAH! Not My Cup of Tea...
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People who added this item 2057 Average listal rating (1346 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.6
Amazing Cast: Christian Bale, Sam Worthington & Helena Bonham Carter.... Its The Storyline You See: Ever Since James Cameron Left, T3 & Salvation Have Taken A Turn For The Worse... None Were As Great As T2 & The Original Terminator.... And Also, CGI Arnie?

What Next: Alice Cooper As The Retired Terminator?
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Nah, Jamie Lee Curtis Is Beautiful And Amazing As Ever...

Is It The Modern Setting Of This Film? Or Is It That Its A More Ticked-Off Version Of Scream?

Either Way, It Sucks!

Jamie Lee Curtis Was Nice, Though!

Yaaay For Jamie, BOO! For The Film....
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Behold thee the movies that will make your eyes water....

This is the most epic thumbs-down ever... anyone agree?

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Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Jan 6 9:15
I love Black Sheep and Scary Movie (first and third actually). Jurassic Park 3 all I wanted was to see dinosaurs cause carnage & havoc and it delivered. AVP I thought was OK, same with Scream 2. The rest of these I'll continue avoiding (apart from the few you saw on my list of course, which I wish I'd avoided).
Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Jan 6 15:54
Yea, Your List Was Good Though... Many Were On The Money!

So, I Just Hope You Enjoyed My List... Thnx For Watching & Voting!
Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Jan 21 14:42
haha i voted because i see black sheep in this list! thats the worst movie i ever watched!
Posted: 7 years, 7 months ago at Jan 31 19:01
I almost voted for this one, and then I saw what you said about Leslie Vernon, are you insane?
Posted: 7 years, 6 months ago at Mar 27 12:18
You hate Chucky!? No vote for you...
Posted: 7 years, 6 months ago at Mar 27 16:12
Despite Watchmen, my 2nd favourite movie of all time being on this list, I gave you a vote anyway, because most of these films ARE God-awful.
Posted: 7 years, 6 months ago at Mar 27 22:07
I would have to agree with you on all but Fantastic Four...in my mind, it wasn't that terrible of a movie compared to the rest.
Posted: 7 years, 6 months ago at Mar 31 3:15
I liked transformers 2....am I the only one
Posted: 7 years, 6 months ago at Mar 31 3:15
I liked transformers 2....am I the only one
Posted: 7 years, 6 months ago at Mar 31 3:40
Well, You Said That 2 Times... But Yes, It Looks Like It!
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Aug 15 13:35
i am voting for the movies i have seen, you are so true there!
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Aug 25 17:12
You rated scary movie 10/10 but it is in ur worst movie list? Thats weird
Posted: 6 years, 11 months ago at Oct 26 19:15
I don't agree with you on 100% of your choices, not by a long shot, but some of them, definitely, are movies that are so bad, they should never have been made. Like, for instance, "Meet the Spartans". But others, just because you don't like them, doesn't necessarily make them the worst.
Posted: 6 years, 11 months ago at Oct 26 19:21
..did you even read watchmen?
Posted: 6 years, 11 months ago at Nov 1 2:55
I think you a bad opinion of all of them ,don't be so hard to say like that about them
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Nov 9 3:49
I agree with every one except Watchmen and Last Action Hero.
Posted: 6 years, 10 months ago at Nov 29 12:29
I can only disagree with a few (Watchmen, Scary Movie, Scream 2).
Great List!
Posted: 6 years, 9 months ago at Dec 8 12:34
ha i like tha jackass comment im irish and i always stumble home ha, you should watch the hang over part 2, wow now that cinamatic raping

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