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21 Devastatingly Accurate Movie Reviews

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This gentleman's review of "Les Miserables."
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This terrifying synopsis of "The Wizard Of Oz."
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This one-sentence summary of "Twilight."
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This devastating takedown of "Sunshine."
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This historic burn of "Lincoln."
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This brutal critique of Paul Newman's "Twilight."
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This visual summary of "Drive."
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This stern but fair critique of "The Neverending Story."
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Mr. McCranky's take on "Bulletproof Monk."
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Roger Ebert's response to a loyal reader's question about "Disaster Movie."
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This disappointed Netflix customer's take on the "Kung-Fu Panda" rip-off "Chop-Kick Panda."
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Siri's idiosyncratic take on "2001: A Space Odyssey."
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This Pulitzer Prize-worthy review of "Enemy Of The State."
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These words of wisdom about "Gigli."
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Comcast's powerfully compelling summary of "Out Of Time."
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And finally (this is a book review, but whatever) Monty Python's review of "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy."
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These fascinating insights into what happens when you watch certain films backwards.
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127 Hours (2010)
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"Twenty movies and a book that you'll never need to see or read because some genius said everything that needs to be said about them."

This list was hilarious :DD the original is from here:
www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/devastatingly-accurate-movie-reviews

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Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Feb 28 23:58
Most of these are downright hilarious! Well, except for the one on Sunshine; the guy who wrote that is obviously an idiot who has no taste whatsoever...unlike the guy who wrote the one on 2001. Man, I wished I had read that beforehand! ;D
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Mar 1 0:18
I personally loved the visual summary of Drive :'D
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Mar 1 0:24
^That cracked me up, that's for sure! ;D
The ones for Wizard of Oz and Twilight had me laughing pretty hard, too! ;)))
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Mar 1 6:33
The Sunshine one is hilarious. I read it awhile back on the Least Helpful tumblr and it's still hilarious.
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Mar 1 9:41
One of the funniest lists I've read. Thanks for posting!

The visual summary of Drive is indeed hilarious. So is almost everything else.

If you can find more, I'd say that it's worth making a separate list for the "If you watch ______ backwards..." posters. They're great.
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Mar 1 14:30
This list is hilarious!
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Mar 2 8:39
This list is the bomb. Consistently funny and surprisingly insightful. I love "Drive", but that visual summary really is totally accurate. And I have a new appreciation for Roger Ebert (of whom I was already a huge fan) after the way he busted out the l33tspeak to pwn that doofus over "Disaster Movie".
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at May 17 6:09
Jaws one is funny funny funny, I will have to watch it now backwards and a few others.
Posted: 4 years, 8 months ago at Oct 23 12:03
The backwards movies need a separate list
Posted: 4 years, 8 months ago at Oct 23 13:05
I believe there is a list about them :)
Posted: 1 year, 12 months ago at Jun 26 4:09
Roger Ebert has always been hilarious when coming up with response for idiots like the one we saw. His comebacks to Vincent Gallo when he dissed Ebert for hating on the Brown Bunny are worthy of literary awards.

Awesome list!

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