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on 17 Apr 2009 04:39

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The Brown Stuff

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1. Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

Picture of Slumdog Millionaire

How much do you want an autograph? I can smell it off the screen!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3794

8.2

2. Trainspotting (1996)

Picture of Trainspotting

That whole scene will stay with everyone who sees this movie!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

6.8

3. A Sense of Freedom (1979)

313

6.8

4. Visitor Q (2001)

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1091

5.4

5.9

5. Johnny English (2003)

Oh that's nasty!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

7.1

6. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress (2002)

4.7

4.9

7. Kevin & Perry Go Large (2000)

Don't go back into the water!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

137

6.7

6.9

8. Ex Drummer (2007)

403

6.9

5.9

9. Pink Flamingos (1972)

The first film of this nature that I saw, I've washed my eyes daily after seeing this - still see that scene even now!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

6.1

5.9

10. The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse (2005)

"I made a little brown fish"

Thanks to Escafeld for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

520

6.7

6.6

11. Spun (2002)

3413

6.1

7.2

12. Dumb & Dumber (1994)

That Ex-Lax moment

Thanks to Prelude for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3994

6.6

13. Meet the Parents (2000)

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2443

7.3

14. Dogma (1999)

Picture of Dogma

Thanks to Pamela Voorhees for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

561

5.2

5.4

15. RV (2006)

Picture of RV

Nonfictionguy's rating:

493

5.9

6.3

16. Fast Food Nation (2006)

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1823

5.4

6.1

17. American Wedding (2003)

when Stifler eats the 'truffle'

Thanks to CHANi for this one

498

7.3

18. Bronson (2008)

A guy in the nuthouse sh*ts in his hand then smears his face with it

Thanks to CHANi for this one

540

6.6

19. Salò or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)

Thanks to BadSmile for this one

136

6.9

6.8

20. Dead or Alive (1999)

A girl gets drowned in her own faeces.

Thanks to Danameless for this one

1996

5.5

5.8

21. Jurassic Park III (2001)

The phone is in there somewhere!

Thanks to 座間味 for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

226

5.5

5.2

22. Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

Well the Deer liked it!

1260

6.1

6.7

23. Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Thanks to Pamela voorhees for this one!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

5988

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8.5

24. Back to the Future (1985)

Manure features in the entire trilogy!

Biff: "I'll never forget that Saturday. I'd just picked my car up from the shop 'cause I'd rolled it in a drag race a few days earlier." Marty: "Hey, I thought you crashed into a manure truck."

Thanks to Stehako for this one!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1561

7.2

7.8

25. Airplane! (1980)

Oh no, its hit the fan!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

766

7.5

7.2

26. Synecdoche, New York (2008)

681

6.6

7.2

27. Caddyshack (1980)

Picture of Caddyshack

Ok, so its a Baby Ruth bar! But close

Nonfictionguy's rating:

195

6.9

6.5

28. Meet the Feebles (1989)

6.4

6.2

29. Sweet Movie (1974)

4.7

30. Sacrilege (1987)

1307

4.7

5.5

31. Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

There's this really nasty scene towards the beginning of Not Another Teen Movie. Fits pretty well here.

Thanks to Pumpkinate for this one!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

565

7.6

32. Hunger (2008)

The walls are painted with it

Thanks to jaytoast for this one

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7.8

33. Evil (2003)

A bucket of waste is tossed into a dorm room. Then put back into a bucket to be used again.

Thanks to jaytoast for this one

Some movies are crap, others just feature it in one way or another. This is a list of movies that get down and dirty at some point - Be warned!

Further suggestions welcome

This list was inspired by 2 Girls 1 Cup.

"Oh god, no, ah no, oh thats gross, oh no, its still steaming! Oh that's it! I cannot enjoy my hotdog now! Is that melted chocolate on your lips, don't kiss me, I feel sick!"

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Comments

Prelude

Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Jul 29 10:04

Another one: Spun. There's a scene (at least in the Director's Cut version) where the girl takes a crap, and then you see the crap in the toilet. sick. but makes the list :)

pamela voorhees

Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Jul 29 10:07

Zach and miri make a porno: when Jason mewes pulls out and the director gets "frosted like a fucking birthday cake!" and dogma with the shit monster!

Prelude

Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Jul 29 13:49

That toilet scene from trainspotting was good, but the one of Spud accidentally flinging his shit-stainted sheets onto that girl's parents, that was even better (and sicker).

BadSmile

Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Jul 29 16:20

"Hunger" from 2008 and "Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom"

☂*

Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Jul 29 16:58

I think there's a part in Jurassic Park III when they have to catch a cellphone from the dinosaurs' poop hahah

Stehako

Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Sep 21 22:11

Wow, Danny Boyle must like shit.

All three Back to the Future films - Biff's doom

The first Jurassic Park - Goldblum's simple "That is one big pile of shit" sums it up well.

J Luoma

Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Nov 27 15:47

If there were just a few bad ones, I would be tempted to comment, but with at least 4 of the classics on the list it seems like trying to teach a rock to read...

Deer Guy

Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Nov 28 19:10

Of the films on your list that I've seen, I don't agree with you on about half of them. Like many things, good vs. crap movies is very subjective.

How any list of crap movies is missing Titanic for example is beyond me.

Hexenkult

Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jan 14 17:48

Ha ha! 2 Girls 1 Cup. Nice! Great list, by the way.

Peter Jackson's pre-Lord of the Rings Muppet parody, Meet the Feebles, with the fly eating poop out of the toilet with a spoon.

How about the "enema bandit" in the aptly named film Water Power (1977)

and La Monaca di Monza (aka Sacrilege) is an Italian nunsploitation film directed by Luciano Odorisio. There's a scene where a nun is forced to eat a bowl of poo.

Hexenkult

Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jan 14 18:01

Oh yeah, and Sweet Movie (1974) - a fetishistic art-house film.

Pumpkinate

Posted: 3 years, 2 months ago at Mar 11 19:01

There's this really nasty scene towards the beginning of Not Another Teen Movie. Fits pretty well here.

C!pH3r

Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Aug 30 22:49

Danny Boyle is on top of shit.

jaytoast

Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Sep 25 17:53

Hunger
http://www.listal.com/movie/hunger-2007
The walls are painted with it

Evil
http://www.listal.com/movie/ondskan-2003
A bucket of waste is tossed into a dorm room. Then put back into a bucket to be used again... bleck...

Gab

Posted: 1 year, 2 months ago at Feb 22 14:05

Arrrgh! I'm reseeing a lot of scenes in my head right now.

Aldenvdk

Posted: 8 months ago at Sep 23 2:34

The other scene in Trainspotting where he shits the bed.