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The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

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People who added this item 231 Average listal rating (146 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 7.1
The Limey (1999)
"You tell him... You tell him I'm coming, tell him I'm fucking coming"
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"I'm gonna bring the whole fuckin' diseased, corrupt temple down on your head. It's gonna be biblical. "
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People who added this item 1605 Average listal rating (1072 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 7.3
" I got somethin' planned for your wife and kid that they ain't nevah gonna forget. They ain't nevah gonna forget it... and neither will you, Counselor!"
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People who added this item 3278 Average listal rating (2172 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.1
"Be there in 30 minutes, or I find you Jerry, and I shoot you and I shoot your fucking wife and I shoot all you fucking children and I shoot them all in the back of their fucking little heads. You got it?"
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People who added this item 3900 Average listal rating (2439 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.3
"I only tell you one time, don't fuck me Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me."
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"From now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk. 'Cause one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back"
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People who added this item 865 Average listal rating (596 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 7.8
"You die first, get it. Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe. You understand me?"
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People who added this item 156 Average listal rating (114 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.5
"You better drop that blade, or you wont believe what happens next, even while its happening"
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People who added this item 921 Average listal rating (661 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.3
"I'm giving you a choice, either put on these glasses, or start eating that trash can."
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People who added this item 32 Average listal rating (15 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.4
"Whatever you're reaching for better be a sandwitch, cause you're gonna have to eat it."
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People who added this item 370 Average listal rating (258 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.3
The Dead Pool (1988)
"Fuck with me, buddy, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to shit."
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People who added this item 2344 Average listal rating (1562 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.2
Threat 1:
Pesci: "You fuck people out of money and you get away with it."
Fat Guy: "Can`t talk to me"*cut off*
Pesci: "Hey, you fat irish prick, you put my fucking money to sleep, you go get my money or I`ll put your fucking brain to sleep."



Threat 2:
"Get this threw your head you jew motherfucker you! You only exsist out here because of me! You're fucking warned! Don't ever go over my fucking head again! You motherfucker, you!"

Threat 3:
"Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name."
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"I`m going to give your 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!"

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"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
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People who added this item 323 Average listal rating (204 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 6.2
Major Payne (1995)
"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst."
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People who added this item 466 Average listal rating (265 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.5
Threat 1:
"I'll hit you so hard in the face you'll be shitting teeth"

Threat 2:
"You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat it'll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny."
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"If you toy with me, I'll burn you so bad you'll wish you dies as a child"
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People who added this item 459 Average listal rating (311 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.6
Midnight Run (1988)
"You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fuckin' pencil. Do you understand me?"
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People who added this item 5101 Average listal rating (3371 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.5
"You make one more drug deal with that idiot fucking cop-magnet of a cousin of yours and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your fucking nuts off. You understand that? "
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People who added this item 4117 Average listal rating (2707 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.1
Threat 1:
"And tomorrow he'll come back and he'll cut off your johnson."

Threat 2:
"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes 'click.'"
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"Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth! "
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People who added this item 1550 Average listal rating (1071 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 7
"I don't care who you are. This is America, Jack. Say another word about Lisa, and I'll break my foot off in your royal ass. "
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"So you tell me 'that's that' before I beat the hell from you."
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People who added this item 3986 Average listal rating (2581 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 8.7
"I swear to my fucking mother, you touch her again your DEAD!"
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People who added this item 1353 Average listal rating (857 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 7.9
"If I ever, I mean if I ever see you here again, you die" *snaps fingers* "Just like that"
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People who added this item 7686 Average listal rating (5000 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 8.1
"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!"
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People who added this item 399 Average listal rating (277 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.6
"Go ahead, make my day"
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People who added this item 8177 Average listal rating (5297 ratings) 8.4 IMDB Rating 8.9
Threat 1:
"Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker! Say what one more god damn time"


Threat 2:
"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
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Threat 1:
"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuck start her head!"


Threat 2:
"My boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that, while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot, bitch!"

Threat 3:
" In a few minutes I'm gonna pull your fingernails out and leave you to think about em. Then later I'll come back and slash your eyeballs. I'll pour gasoline in your eyes from time to time to keep you from passing out."
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People who added this item 3308 Average listal rating (2152 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.2
"No you listen you little bitch! You hang up on me again I'll gut you like a fish"
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"I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain"
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People who added this item 1034 Average listal rating (717 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.7
"But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!"
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"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!"
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"I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses!"
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"LOCKSLEY! I'm gonna cut your hart out with a spoon!"
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People who added this item 3386 Average listal rating (2351 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.2
Speed (1994)
"I'm gonna rip your fucking spine out, I swear to God"
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"You see this knife?! I'm going to teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!"
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"I am gonna send you to a deep, dark place and I am gonna have fun doing it! "
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People who added this item 2244 Average listal rating (1349 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 7.8
"I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"
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People who added this item 1092 Average listal rating (664 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.2
"I'll tear your fuckin' heart out, girl! "
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"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too! Ahahaha"
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Threat 1:
"You're gonna die screaming, and I'm gonna watch"

Threat 2:
"I will see to it that you spend the next ten years in prison getting ass fucked. And if the case gets thrown out because my arrest was too violent, then I will personally hire men to ass fuck you for the next ten years. So if you're an ass fucking fan, you go ahead and mouth off."
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People who added this item 6156 Average listal rating (4110 ratings) 8.2 IMDB Rating 8.4
"Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! ha ha ha "
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Threat 1:
"I'm gonna punch you in the overy, thats what I'm gonna do. Straight shot, right to the baby maker."

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"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again."
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People who added this item 284 Average listal rating (204 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.6
The Man (2005)
"I'm gonna check the front of my car. If it smells like ass, I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave."
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People who added this item 482 Average listal rating (307 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.3
"Oh, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"
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People who added this item 239 Average listal rating (131 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.2
"I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family. "
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People who added this item 3591 Average listal rating (2310 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.6
"I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy. "
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People who added this item 2468 Average listal rating (1615 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.8
"I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!"
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People who added this item 1357 Average listal rating (909 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7.2
"And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it? "
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People who added this item 236 Average listal rating (153 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.6
New Jack City (1991)
"Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change."
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A list of the 100 greatest threats in the movies!

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Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Dec 20 17:53
I'll give you a vote for effort. Honestly, I don't believe the word fuck automatically makes any sentence in a film (or anywhere else) a great quote. I don't mind cursing but gratuitously? No. As well, a number of these films had, at least in my own opinion better quotes than the ones chosen.

But it's all personal preference. *shrug*
Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Dec 21 1:20
There must be some angry people in these films, hehe
Posted: 5 years, 5 months ago at Feb 23 18:47
In the context of the film Brazil "Have you got a 27b/6?" - well there a re loads of great lines in that film

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