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100 Greatest Movie Threats

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People who added this item 180  Average listal rating (115 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
1. The Limey (1999)
You tell 'em... You tell 'em I'm fucking coming!

People who added this item 919  Average listal rating (645 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating 7.3 
2. Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
I'm going to bring the whole fucking disease corrupt temple down on your head. It's going to biblical.

People who added this item 353  Average listal rating (220 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating 7.7 
3. Cape Fear (1962)
I've got something planned for your wife and kids that hey're never gonna forget, they'll never going to forget either way your ????

People who added this item 2623  Average listal rating (1749 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating 8.2 
4. Fargo (1996)
You're not there in 30 mintues, i'll find your jury and shoot you and i'll shoot your fucking wife and shoot you're little fucking children and i'll shoot all their little fucking heads, you got it?
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People who added this item 3131  Average listal rating (1969 ratings) 7.9  IMDB Rating 8.3 
5. Scarface (1983)
I'll only tell you one time. Don't fuck my brother... and don't you ever try to fuck me.

People who added this item 3427  Average listal rating (2365 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.3 
6. Back to the Future Part III (1990)
From now on, you'll better be looking behind you when you walk, cause one day, you're gonna get a bullet in your back.

People who added this item 712  Average listal rating (480 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating 7.7 
7. Tombstone (1993)
You die first, get it? Your friends my get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe. You understand me?

People who added this item 117  Average listal rating (82 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 6.5 
8. Coogan's Bluff (1968)
You better drop that blade, or you won't believe what happens next. Even if it is happening.

People who added this item 593  Average listal rating (418 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating 7.1 
9. They Live (1988)
I'm giving you a choice. Either put on your glasses, or start eating that trash can.

People who added this item 17  Average listal rating (8 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 6.2 
10. The Laughing Policeman (1973)
Whatever you're reaching for, it better be a sandwitch, cause you're gonna have to eat it.

People who added this item 302  Average listal rating (213 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.2 
11. The Dead Pool (1988)
I`ll kick your ass so hard, yu`ll have to unlock your car in shit.

People who added this item 1920  Average listal rating (1275 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating 8.2 
12. Casino (1995)
Pesci: You`ll fuck people out of money and you get away with it.
Fat Guy: Can`t talk.
Pesci: Hey, you fat irish prick, you put my fucking money to sleep, you get my money or i`ll put your fucking brain to sleep.

2nd Insult: Get this to your head, you jew motherfucker, You! You only exsist out here because of me! You're fucking warrant will better not go over my fucking head again! You motherfucker, you!

People who added this item 3124  Average listal rating (2040 ratings) 8  IMDB Rating 8.4 
13. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
I`m going to give your 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I`ll gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!

2nd Insult: You're best to unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and check down your neck!
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People who added this item 262  Average listal rating (166 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 5.7 
14. Major Payne (1995)
Oh, I am 2 seconds from being on you like white on rice and a glass of milk and a paper plane of snowstorms. I`ll pout my foot so far up your ass that you`ll have to pinch the dirt.

People who added this item 347  Average listal rating (189 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating 7.4 
15. In the Loop (2009)
What makes you so hard to face when you shit in teeth?

People who added this item 1366  Average listal rating (851 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating 7.2 
16. Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
You stay out of my way, they'll be no problem. But if you toy with me, I'll burn you so bad, you'll wish you died as a child.

People who added this item 343  Average listal rating (242 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.5 
17. Midnight Run (1988)
You and that other dummie better not get more more personally involved, or I'll going to stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. Understand me?

People who added this item 4306  Average listal rating (2876 ratings) 8  IMDB Rating 8.5 
18. The Departed (2006)
You make one more drunk deal, and I'll forget that your grandmother was so nice to me, and I'll cut your fucking nuts off. Understand?
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People who added this item 3382  Average listal rating (2234 ratings) 7.9  IMDB Rating 8.2 
19. The Big Lebowski (1998)
We'll come back and cut off your johnson.

People who added this item 1809  Average listal rating (1179 ratings) 7.6  IMDB Rating 7.9 
20. The Blues Brothers (1980)
Now, what you're going to do about that? You're going to stop us? You're pretty funny trying to go on the cob with no fucking teeth!

People who added this item 1292  Average listal rating (898 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.8 
21. Coming to America (1988)
I don't give a damn who you are. This is America, Jack. Now if you say one more word about Lisa here, and I'm going to break my foot off your royal ass!

People who added this item 1132  Average listal rating (704 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating 7.3 
22. Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
So you tell me thats-that, before I beat the hell from you.

People who added this item 3173  Average listal rating (2056 ratings) 8.3  IMDB Rating 8.8 
23. GoodFellas (1990)
I swear on my fucking mother, if you touch her again, you're dead!

People who added this item 1086  Average listal rating (686 ratings) 7.5  IMDB Rating 7.9 
24. Carlito's Way (1993)
Now if I ever, I mean, if I ever see you here again, you die, just like that (snaps fingers).
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People who added this item 6653  Average listal rating (4358 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating 8.2 
25. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
The price you pay, for bringing up my Chinese or American heritage as a negative, I collect your fucking head, just like this fucker here (holds up severed head). Now if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now`s the fucking time!

People who added this item 331  Average listal rating (235 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 6.5 
26. Sudden Impact (1983)
Go ahead, make my day.

People who added this item 6814  Average listal rating (4430 ratings) 8.3  IMDB Rating
27. Pulp Fiction (1994)
Say what again! What Again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say waht, one more goddamn time!

People who added this item 202  Average listal rating (120 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 6.6 
28. The Way of the Gun (2000)
Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head.

People who added this item 2767  Average listal rating (1817 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 7.2 
29. Scream (1996)
Listen, asshole!
- No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish.

People who added this item 781  Average listal rating (560 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating 7.4 
30. Trading Places (1983)
I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.

People who added this item 820  Average listal rating (575 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 6.6 
31. The Running Man (1987)
But I hope you leave enough room for my fist cause I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!

People who added this item 1399  Average listal rating (891 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.6 
32. A Few Good Men (1992)
I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong marine!

People who added this item 221  Average listal rating (161 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 6.7 
33. Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
I'm gonna BBQ your ass and molasses!

People who added this item 1797  Average listal rating (1170 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 6.8 
34. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon.

People who added this item 2926  Average listal rating (2078 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 7.2 
35. Speed (1994)
I'm going to rip your fucking spine out, I swear to god.

People who added this item 3181  Average listal rating (2041 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.5 
36. Gangs of New York (2002)
You see this knife? I'm going to teach you English with this fucking knife!

People who added this item 852  Average listal rating (515 ratings) 7.9  IMDB Rating 7.9 
37. Miller's Crossing (1990)
I'm going to send you to a deep dark place and I'm gonna ahve fun doing it!

People who added this item 1739  Average listal rating (1053 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating 7.8 
38. Blue Velvet (1986)
I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!



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Comments

Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Aug 18 19:42
you should finish this
Posted: 1 year, 3 months ago at Feb 19 23:37
^ Agree with the upper comment!
Posted: 7 months, 1 week ago at Nov 10 21:29
Some good ones.Is there a second half?
Posted: 6 months, 1 week ago at Dec 7 9:47
Did you get this off that youtube video ;P

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