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10 Unflattering Things About John Lennon

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10. Yoko Ono
WIFE-BEATER

There’s simply no way of disputing this: the revered icon of peace and love had a serious problem with violence against women. This has been documented all the way back to his Liverpool days, and he eventually admitted it himself later in life. His first wife Cynthia and his second, Yoko Ono, were both victims of Lennon’s brutality at one point or another, and given that most men who beat their spouses or girlfriends regularly are not particularly discriminating about the object of their violence, it’s frankly impossible that they were the only ones. It seems clear in hindsight that the gentle icon the hippies worship was actually a man with very serious psychological problems who often flew into uncontrollable fits of rage which he took out on the women in his life.

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9. Mark David Chapman
HYPOCRITE

This is the toughest one and the hardest to say in public, mainly because Lennon’s murderer (above) cited it as his primary motive, but that doesn’t make it any less true: Lennon was a perfect example of someone who lived by the hypocritical dictum of “do as I say, not as I do.” As his critics sometimes point out, all you have to do is go straight to his songs. The man who sang “imagine no possessions” lived a millionaire’s life in a posh New York hotel. The man who sang “imagine no religion” was obsessed with every spiritual and New Age fad that came his way, including Hindu meditation, the I-Ching, and astrology of all kinds. The man who sang “all you need is love” was a bitter, violent, and angry man who abused his family and friends. The man who praised having “nothing to kill or die for” helped finance and publicize radical groups who extolled the use of violence. Quite literally everything his fans see personified in the icon of John Lennon are ideals the man himself either couldn’t or wouldn’t live up to.


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8. Donald Trump
DESPERATE FOR MONEY AND FAME

As much as he liked to pretend to be a misunderstood artist following his own uncompromising vision, the truth is that Lennon pursued fame and fortune from the beginning. Even in the early days when the Beatles were a struggling bar band, he used to extol them by saying they would go “to the topper most of the popper most.” He happily went along with the Beatles’ haircuts, suits, and calculated image; as well as the band’s innumerable media appearances; only denouncing it all as shallow and empty later in life, when he was cultivating an avant-garde reputation. His relentless antics with Yoko Ono in the early ‘70s now seem to be such a blatant plea for attention that one wonders how anyone took them seriously back then. And of course, he never turned down any of the fat paychecks that came his way as a result of his fame and success.

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7. Sean Lennon
MINDLESS CONFORMIST

Despite his reputation as a freethinker following his own path, Lennon was an obvious case of someone desperate to fit in. Yes, he was trying to fit in with groups that were considered non-conformist, but conformism is conformism. Right from the beginning, Lennon was posing. Back in the day, the teddy-boy look was the in thing, so he shows up in leather jackets and a pompadour. Then its the cute pop look. Then the psychedelic hippie thing. Then the angry avant-garde hipster. It never ends. Everything about Lennon, from his music and politics to the way he dressed, was an attempt to fit in with sub- or counter-cultures that already existed.

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6. Roy Orbison
FOLLOWER NOT A LEADER

This is true of pretty much all the Beatles, but with Lennon it’s particularly obvious. In the beginning he was following the American rhythm and blues tradition with a smattering of Roy Orbison-style pop ballads. Later he’s obviously trying to channel Bob Dylan. Then he’s aping the psychedelic stylings of the California drug bands. After that, he gloms on to avant-garde, John Cage-influenced (above) modern art music. Truth be told, there wasn’t much Lennon did that hadn’t been done before by more original and talented artists.

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5. John Winston Lennon
TALENTLESS

This is probably the most controversial item on this list, and it must be admitted that it is an inherently subjective issue to some extent, but a very good case can be made that even as a musician and a songwriter, Lennon was remarkably under-talented. First, he was at best an average guitar player, mostly confined to basic rhythm parts, and his piano playing wasn’t much better. As for his songwriting, yes he did write a handful of truly inspired songs, but as time passes and the nostalgic hype surrounding the Beatles begins to fade, a lot of his works comes off as silly and dated. Try reading the lyrics to “Strawberry Fields Forever” or “Come Together” sometime. They’re pure hippie psychedelic babbling, the kind of thing that passed for profundity in the drug-induced haze of the late 1960s. The only thing that makes them work is the terrific production, for which credit easily goes to producer George Martin and the other Beatles as much as to Lennon himself.
In fact, looking back on the Beatles legacy, one can make a pretty good case that both Paul McCartney and George Harrison (on the later albums, at least) were superior talents to Lennon in the songwriting department. The truth is, after about 1965, Lennon more or less drops out of the Beatles. He had almost nothing to do with the Sgt. Pepper album, and most of what came after was – by everyone’s admission – largely at the behest of Paul McCartney. By the end, as you can see in the film Let It Be, McCartney was desperately trying to motivate a Lennon who simply didn’t want to be there. As for Lennon’s solo career, there are five or six memorable songs and the rest… Well, can you name a single track from “Sometime in New York City”?

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4. Richard Nixon
POLITICALLY CLUELESS

People tend to see Lennon as some sort of divine guru of peace and love because of his political activities in the early 1970s. The truth is that most of Lennon’s reputation as a political activist is based on photos of him with various ‘60s radicals and his own press statements. He never actually did anything whatsoever of note in the political realm, and most of the radicals he cultivated thought he was an ignorant poseur. The few things he did actually do, like giving money and publicity to violent groups like the Black Panthers, are nothing to be proud of.

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3. The Beatles
BROKE UP THE BEATLES

Contrary to later tales of a spontaneous break and/or the decision by Paul McCartney to leave the band, it was John Lennon who destroyed the Beatles. Certainly, all was not well with the band during the final years of the ‘60s, but it was Lennon and Lennon alone who brought down the axe, announcing at an otherwise routine meeting that he was leaving the group. It was kept under wraps for some time, but no one was under any illusions about the ability of the group to go on without him. Essentially, Lennon’s departure made the death of the Beatles inevitable; it just took a year or so for the obituary to be written.


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2. Liar Of Golgotha
PATHOLOGICAL LIAR

Put simply, John Lennon made up his own life – exaggerating, embellishing, and outright lying when it suited him to do so. Usually, he did so out of pure egomania – a desire to make himself appear better than he actually was. Everyone does this to some extent, but in Lennon’s case, he rewrote almost every major event in his life to suit his tastes. He claimed he had been a working class lad from Liverpool before the Beatles; he was actually raised in a comfortable middle-class home. He denied being married during his early years of stardom. He claimed to have met Yoko Ono at an art show and their love blossomed spontaneously; in fact, Ono had stalked him for months before he gave in to her advances. He claimed to have lost interest in the Beatles due to Paul McCartney’s tendencies toward pop music and dominant role in the group, as well as his desire to do his more avant-garde work outside the band; in fact, he had all but left the band in its last two years as the result of a serious addiction to heroin. When he emerged back into the public eye shortly before his death, he claimed that he had been spending time baking bread and being a stay-at-home dad; in fact, he had been living in a drug-induced haze most of the time. The truth in all of these cases was embarrassing, but no more than the kind of behavior many rock stars acknowledged engaging in during the ‘60s and ‘70s; Lennon compulsively lied about it anyway.

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1. Julian Lennon
EMOTIONALLY ABUSED HIS SON

Without question, the greatest victim of Lennon’s character failings was his oldest son, Julian. Lennon clearly resented the young boy whose conception had forced him into a marriage he didn’t want and trapped him in a domestic routine he was too immature and narcissistic to sustain. Both Julian and his mother Cynthia have publicly stated that Lennon was alternately absent, indifferent, drug-addled, and generally unpleasant to be around during Julian’s early childhood. After he divorced Cynthia, Lennon took off with Yoko Ono and dropped out of his son’s life for years. After they reconnected, Lennon severely emotionally abused his son on several occasions, berating and screaming at him until the boy was reduced to tears. Once, Julian giggled and Lennon shouted back, “I hate the way you fucking laugh!” Julian was not yet a teenager at the time. In perhaps the saddest statement ever made about Lennon, Julian later stated that Paul McCartney was more of a father to him than his real father was.


 

DISCLAIMER: I found this list online and it appears to be the work of an obvious Lennon-hater. The views presented here do not necessarily reflect my own. That being said, there are some opinions that do seem to ring true. I found it very interesting reading. So check it out:

When you’ve essentially been canonized as a modern secular saint, there’s no way to not be overrated to one degree or another, but in the case of the legendary John Lennon, the gap between the idol people worship and the real person is so enormous, and the accolades that come his way so over the top, that it’s impossible not to try and mitigate the damage to some degree. The truth is, many people – young and old – all over the world model their lives and beliefs after the Lennon icon, and they really, really shouldn’t. Here’s why:

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Comments

Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at Jun 11 4:28
I was expecting a lot of comments on this list. I guess Lennon and his legacy is not as relevent to young people now.

There are still some of us old folks around that remember all the fuss and hype that accompanied anything associated with The Beatles.

The one opinion that I had the most trouble with was 'TALENTLESS'. Even the author had to halfway retract his statement right from the start and admit that he wrote some very good songs, then went on to argue that most of the credit belonged to producer George Martin and the other Beatles' input. Martin was very instrumental in shaping the Beatles' sound, especially in the early days. All string arrangements were done by him and he played on many of their records as a musican as well. But this can be said for the group as a whole, not just for Lennon's songs.

He goes on to state how dated Lennon's words and phrases are. I know a lot of other product from the 60s that have not aged as well as Beatles' songs.

He says Lennon had almost nothing to do with Sgt. Pepper. That is outragous. What about 'Being For the Benifit of Mr. Kite', 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds', A day in the Life' and 'Strawberry Fields Forever'(Which was recorded during the same sessions, but released as a single instead of on the album.)

It has been acknowledged that Lennon was not as good a guitarist as either Paul or George. That is why he played rhythm and George played lead. The standard procedure for a group of guys starting a band is to take the least talented guitarist and put him on bass. John started the band and, in the early days at least, was the leader. He was not about to give up his brand new rickenbacher guitar for the bass. When Stu Sutcliffe (who was not really a musician and couldn't play bass, anyway) quit to go back to art school, the band became a 4 piece unit and Paul went to bass duty. Paul is proficient at many instruments and did some very intersting things on bass. He also played guitar, drums, and piano on Beatles records. The author claims John was not a good piano player, either. I don't know if I can defend this, I have seen him on piano several times. He played it a lot during his solo years. I didn't see anything wrong with how he played, but I am no keyboard expert.

He goes on to say he only had a couple of memorable songs during his solo career and challanges the reader to name any track from 'Sometime in New York City'. That was not the greatest of albums, but who could forget the controversial 'Woman is the Nigger of the World' and 'Attica'?

John had a lot of demons in his life and was not always the nicest guy around, but you can't dismiss his musical talent and his contribution to the developement of Pop and Rock music.
Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Aug 31 22:53
Unflattering Thing #11: He wrote "Imagine".
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Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Aug 31 23:00
That's such a tough list, man.
But yet it's pretty interesting to see how John Lennon may have been behind all the "imagine" world. After reading it all it's hard to say that's not true. Of course a "hater-feeling" is clear on the article, but it's cool to read it as a "I don't care about John Lennon" point of view, as mine.
After all I think being a hypocrite was his biggest problem. Such a poet for the world and such a douchbag on his personal life (as I imagine after reading some stuff).
Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Aug 31 23:32
The hypocrite section is one of the dumbest thing I've read on this site. lol at all artists/musicians having to totally personify what they speak of. Seriously, did John Lennon fuck that guy's mom?
Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Aug 31 23:33
George Harrison was a better guitarist anyway.lol
Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Sep 1 0:37
I don't know how much of the rest of the list is true, but I wouldn't consider Lennon "talentless" in any way, shape or form.

As for his personal life vs. his public persona... It means nothing to me. I'm a fan because of the music and all entertainers embellish to be more popular. Everyone in the business has an image and that image changes so they can remain relevant. It's called marketing!
Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Sep 1 1:42
Cool List, i really enjoyed reading it. I have been hearing alot of people coming out and saying he was a douche.
Its too bad. He would have been a real groovy guy if he was sincere.
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Dec 9 2:11
WOW what a true asshole! It's his birthday today, dunno whether to celebrate or boycott it. Ah well at least The Beatles made some really awesome music, Paul McCartney was always my fave anyways.

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