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30 Reasons Not To Vote For Mitt "The Shit" Romney
 4.5 HE'S TOO DAMN RICH
  That's just not right. Motherfucker can't relate to the plight of normal people.  Oh ok PICK A HOUSE YOU BASTARD! Oh wait, you own ALL of them?   "There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it -- that that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what. ... These are people who pay no income tax. ... My job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."  Yup, tax the poor people but not rich people who can actually AFFORD to pay tax without going bankrupt! Nice idea bro!  The most prophetic misspelling of all time? More like the most horrifying.   Severin Severin's rating:
 
2.6 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE SPRAY TAN
 Or maybe he dyed his skin brown to relate to Hispanic people? Nice look pumpkin man!   "My dad, as you probably know, was the governor of Michigan and was the head of a car company. But he was born in Mexico... and had he been born of, uh, Mexican parents, I'd have a better shot at winning this. But he was unfortunately born to Americans living in Mexico. He lived there for a number of years. I mean, I say that jokingly, but it would be helpful to be Latino." -Mitt Romney, in leaked comments from a Florida fundraiser, May 17 2012 Severin Severin's rating:
 
3 THIS HORRIFYING FACT
http://www.boyculture.com/.a/6a00d8341c2ca253ef017c32f8f688970b-800wi And this too.  Severin Severin's rating:
 
1 HE IS VEHEMENTLY ANTI GAY- BUT HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?
      Srsly Mitt gay marriage is OK you fucking idiot. And really, which dude do you want as VP? Joe "badass" Biden or Paul "retard" Ryan?   And of course, who won the debate?  
2 DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING?
 Oh I don't know Mitt McTitty....maybe cuz if you opened an airplane window, you'd get sucked out and plummet to your goddamn death!!! Smooth. Do you want THIS GUY as a fucking president????  Severin Severin's rating:
6.3 BABIES HAVE A SIXTH SENSE
  Lol look at that baby- she's all like Mitt gtfo go die. Severin Severin's rating:
3.5 MITTENS WEARS MAGIC UNDERWEAR
 "A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the Mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the Mormons believe it protects them from evil." So much lulz. But hey at least he got swag, right?  
8.5 HE MAKES CLINT EASTWOOD ACT STUPID
 I mean c'mon Clint, you're such a badass but wtf is this shit? Severin Severin's rating:
 
5.3 He drove 12 hours with his dog tied onto the top of his car
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8.6 DAVID LYNCH DOESN'T LIKE HIM
 Yes, David fucking Eraserhead Blue Velvet Mulholland Drive Lynch detests the Romster! Don't let him get his mittens on your $.  Severin Severin's rating:
5.8 NEITHER DOES CHER
http://i.imgur.com/r5CcG.jpg She is the queen of the gays, people! She knows what LGBTS want! Severin Severin's rating:
 
6.8 HIS SON JOSH IS A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER
 Look, but don't look to close or he'll suck out your soul. Josh doesn't have time to blink. Blinking's for fools. I can just imagine his thoughts.... "Defeat Obama father. Decimate the democrats so we can rule once again."  Severin Severin's rating:
4 DEMOCRATS COMPARED PAUL RYAN TO NAZI PROPAGANDA MINISTER JOSEPH GOEBBELS
 Right here lol: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/09/calif-dem-says-ryan-lies-like-nazis-goebbels/ Then I guess *gasp* this means Romney is....das fuehrer Mittler!     People have even compared Paul Ryan's tax plan to the Nazi's last solution....except this time it's a holocaust of poor people :(  
6 HE KEEPS WOMEN IN BINDERS
  Romney, during his debate with President Obama at Hofstra University in New York, recalled that when he assembled his Cabinet when he was governor of Massachusetts "we took a concerted effort to go out and find women who had backgrounds that could be qualified to become members of our Cabinet. "I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women."  Yeah, okay Mitt, like you can just refer to women as if they were some sort of office items like staplers and pencils and pens and paper!     GOOD JOB MITT, now Bill's gonna cheat again! Oh wait actually Mitt can say whatever he wants to...  Well, Mitt how would you like it if we put YOU in a binder?  
9.2 SPEAKING OF DISRESPECT FOR WOMEN....
    WTF? I wipe my ass with that load of bullshit!  Literally. 
4.4 HE BEAT UP A GAY KID IN HIGH SCHOOL
 When Mittens was a young preppy douche, this happened: BLOOMFIELD HILLS, Mich. — Mitt Romney returned from a three-week spring break in 1965 to resume his studies as a high school senior at the prestigious Cranbrook School. Back on the handsome campus, studded with Tudor brick buildings and manicured fields, he spotted something he thought did not belong at a school where the boys wore ties and carried briefcases. John Lauber, a soft-spoken new student one year behind Romney, was perpetually teased for his nonconformity and presumed homosexuality. Now he was walking around the all-boys school with bleached-blond hair that draped over one eye, and Romney wasn’t having it.  “He can’t look like that. That’s wrong. Just look at him!” an incensed Romney told Matthew Friedemann, his close friend in the Stevens Hall dorm, according to Friedemann’s recollection. Mitt, the teenage son of Michigan Gov. George Romney, kept complaining about Lauber’s look, Friedemann recalled.  A few days later, Friedemann entered Stevens Hall off the school’s collegiate quad to find Romney marching out of his own room ahead of a prep school posse shouting about their plan to cut Lauber’s hair. Friedemann followed them to a nearby room where they came upon Lauber, tackled him and pinned him to the ground. As Lauber, his eyes filling with tears, screamed for help, Romney repeatedly clipped his hair with a pair of scissors.  The incident was recalled similarly by five students, who gave their accounts independently of one another. Four of them — Friedemann, now a dentist; Phillip Maxwell, a lawyer; Thomas Buford, a retired prosecutor; and David Seed, a retired principal — spoke on the record. Another former student who witnessed the incident asked not to be identified. The men have differing political affiliations, although they mostly lean Democratic. Buford volunteered for Barack Obama’s campaign in 2008. Seed, a registered independent, has served as a Republican county chairman in Michigan. All of them said that politics in no way colored their recollections.  “It happened very quickly, and to this day it troubles me,” said Buford, the school’s wrestling champion, who said he joined Romney in restraining Lauber. Buford subsequently apologized to Lauber, who was “terrified,” he said. “What a senseless, stupid, idiotic thing to do.” “It was a hack job,” recalled Maxwell, a childhood friend of Romney who was in the dorm room when the incident occurred. “It was vicious.”  “He was just easy pickin’s,” said Friedemann, then the student prefect, or student authority leader of Stevens Hall, expressing remorse about his failure to stop it. The incident transpired in a flash, and Friedemann said Romney then led his cheering schoolmates back to his bay-windowed room in Stevens Hall. Friedemann, guilt ridden, made a point of not talking about it with his friend and waited to see what form of discipline would befall Romney at the famously strict institution. Nothing happened.  That is fucking awful!  But wait- Mitt can't help it! He's a natural-born rebel!  
8.4 HE WANTS TO GET RID OF SESAME STREET AND BIG BIRD
 "What things would I cut from spending? Well, first of all, I will eliminate all programs by this test, if they don't pass it: Is the program so critical it's worth borrowing money from China to pay for it? And if not, I'll get rid of it. Obamacare's on my list. ... I'm sorry, Jim, I'm going to stop the subsidy to PBS. I'm going to stop other things. I like PBS, I love Big Bird. Actually like you, too. But I'm not going to -- I'm not going to keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for. That's number one."      Severin Severin's rating:
8.8 HE'S A CORPORATE STOOGE FOR WALL STREET AND THE RICH 1%
  "Corporations are people, my friend… of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings, my friend."    But the scary thing is- dems are funded by these corporate fatcats too!! No politician is safe and incorruptible, them and their Super PAC bullshit, being bought and sold by evil rich pricks!   Mitt is definitely the bigger Wall Street whore though.  
8.2 HE IS PATRICK BATEMAN FROM AMERICAN PSYCHO LOL LOOK
      Aww poor Newt :( Jk Newt is a fat raving moron so thank gosh. But the similarities are striking...   Maybe it's just the 80s executive hair!  Severin Severin's rating:
7.9 COLBERT TELLS IT LIKE IT IS
  Because if y'all use your common sense, Romney doesn't have to destroy our world with his Republican insanity! In conclusion, I leave you a heart-stoppingly terrifying pic of Mittens in mom jeans.  Severin Severin's rating:
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HAHAHAHA. All the awards for this list.
Your list is good but you forgot to add that Mitt protested in favor of the Vietnam war, but used a wussy Mormon deferment to prevent himself from serving. None of his creepy sons have ever served either. As a veteran, I cannot respect this at all.
I never liked Romney, I'm with Obama 1000% this fool don't know nothing, I mean about him and the airplanes and their windows, WHAT? Romney......
I think I will vote for Mittens simply because he knows how to evade his taxes and makes me laugh.
Peace.
@butnodo Obama doesn't compromise as much as you think as he's far worse. I mean remember when he said he wasn't going to sign the NDAA? He only said that because the indefinite detainment clause was not in the bill and when it was put in he was all to happy to sign it. And there are many more things he's done that were not compromises but he and his cabinets doing that show he's not for change at all.
As for everyone else planning on voting for either Romney or Obama because you think picking the lesser of two evils is the only way to go you are throwing your vote away.
The only way to bring change is to show you want it. Please look into other "third" party candidates and vote for the one you believe hold your values the best and it will at least show a message to the big two parties that they are leading there parties in the wrong direction.
'Nuff said,....
So apparently you were so offended by me insulting your beloved Mittens, you block me and made a list bitching about Obamz. WOW. I can tell you're very open minded about opinions that don't agree with yours. And just because I'm not American, I don't deserve to have an opinion at all?? OK THARR. I made this list as a joke like hyuk hyuk I'm not some pundit wanna-be ok, I'm not an Obama suck up either, but he's not as bad as you've made him out to be on your little list. Literally anything is better than Romney, but hell, I don't know why I'm wasting my time arguing, I'm not from the US so I guess I should stfu and let you go on complaining about your fair and decent president.
Uh excuse me, don't call me or the peeps who voted for my list mongoloids k? It's a term used to describe people with Asian anthropological bone structure, so calling random people that is RACIST.
And by the way, I have nothing against satire about Obama. Why don't you go ahead and make a list as high of quality as mine except pro Repub and then if it's good enough, I won't ridicule it. DO IT YOU BASTARD.
Can anybody who does not see that America can not exist in isolation, no matter how reach they are, aspire to lead America?
Can anybody who can not see the stranglehold on an incumbent leader aspire to succeed that leader?
Can anybody who does not understand that to lead a nation is to lead ALL its people aspire to to lead a nation?
Can anybody who does not feel empathy for the afflicted and the suffering aspire to lead a nation?
Can anybody who can not understand that we are not born equal or dealt equal hands no matter ones endeavours, aspre to lead a ntion?
A big mistake if Mitt becomes the next president now or ever!
Are you incurably retarded??? If you think that I'd be dumb enough to make not just one, but TWO accounts where I support my own opinion then that's your dementia, not mine. Like LOL, is it my goddamn fault if two people with accounts with no icons or anything else comment on my list consecutively? Hell, maybe it was you trying to make me look bad but you seem too stupid and inarticulate to type 2 comments like that.
And besides, Romney is nothing like Reagan. Reagan sucked, but at least he was charming and could get people on his side!
And by the way, from what I've seen of you on this site, you seem like a total bitch troll. You contribute nothing to listal at all, yet you pester other people relentlessly.
but what makes me appear stupid and inarticulate ??huh? I have hardly written anything in my previous comment and that is terribly judgemental by the way.
And I am sorry you do not think I contribute to this site. you see I am new here to Listal. the only thing I can understand to do on this site at the moment is to write my opinion on things. and there is nothing wrong with having a opinion.
And now you're getting all sensitive and defensive, and saying I judge random people. Well, how would you know? I only give back the same rudeness I receive. And your lack of capitalization and undeveloped grammar makes you seem stupid. Maybe instead of just criticizing other people's lists and then getting shocked when they get mad, you should make your own lists and see what kind of moronic comments you get and how you react.
Secondly, you're looking to start another argument by insulting Brigitte Bardot, who has literally nothing to do with whatever you've been bitching about. The fact that she's beautiful and flaunts it makes her a tramp? Well ALRIGHT THEN HAH but if you wanna talk about dumb profile pics, I'm not even gonna get started on the freaks who appear to be looking down into a camera in your fucked little picture....
And yeah sorry it's just that we are having an argument and you just happen to have a Brigitte Bardot Profile Picture someone I just happen to hate and you happen to love. Coincidence much!?. Anyway that's fine what you think of my picture. I mean at the end of it, it's just some random people taking a picture and your picture is of somebody I am guessing you admire. I'm sorry about my previous comments. So let's just leave it at that, well Im going to anyway
Well, if you want to generalize by age, "27 year old asshole" sums you up rather well. Yes, because I am only 16 years old that means I am too dumb to even begin to comprehend the precise mechanism of advanced politics. I'm SO not worthy!
So "Rocco," don't start a fucking argument with me because then I assure you you will die. I don't have time to keep fighting with stupid people who don't like this list.
What the fuck did I just say? I DON'T HAVE TIME TO KEEP FIGHTING WITH STUPID PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE THIS LIST ASSHOLE!
I've seen your lists btw and you're out of your fucking mind. Seriously, get some help dickhead. I'm surprised you haven't been locked up already. Holy shit you're nuts! Haha the Obamas are Satanists and evil dictators and Osama is still alive ooooh...go take your meds bitch you tea bagging bitch.
because people treat politics like religion. people are dangerously passionate about subjects like this the supporters of romney are obviously going to comment back, have a go, ect. cause you are saying that theyre opinion is wrong. so if you dont want arguments and disagreements dont create lists like this.
I never said that I CAN'T stand people who have different opinions from me. I frankly couldn't care less whether a person supports Obama or Romney, it's their choice. I just happen to see Romney as unforgivably moronic, and so I've made a comedic satire about him. What's the big fucking deal? Am I the first person ever to have criticized him harshly?
But instead of people respectfully disagreeing and saying "Hm, nice list but I can't say I see it the same way as you and I support Romney no matter what." I get people attacking me and criticizing me for my nationality and age. I get people calling me an asshole and idiot. WTF?? So what I'm saying is, if you don't like this list, don't look at it. I'm all for freedom of speech and expression, leave a comment or a hundred about how you support Romney but don't insult me and start an argument for the stupidest of reasons. Is that too much to ask? A little respect and sanity here? We're living in a SOCIETY here, or so they say.
Starchild is a Republican who believes in all the catchy and ludicrous neo-con memes that even Paul Wolfowitz was smirking at in 2002. Remember Johnson's saying: "Patriotism is the last resort of a scoundrel."
well if that is so people attacking someone of their nationality and age, then yes I would say that is nasty and irrelevant. that's probably they're way of showing disagreement, they dont have the knowledge to reply or comment something that is political. and also I might be wrong here but I think people want to get a reaction of you.
they crave your arguments maybe??
anyway (and im sure your happy about this) romney lost and to tell you the truth, thank goodness!.
I don't know if that's sarcastic, but pretty good for a 16 yr old HUH? At least my trials and tribulations provide for good entertainment.
Anyways y'all, Mittens lost it's all over
And now my list can fade into obscurity and oblivion, just like Mutty Mitt's career.
Are you nuts? Hillary would've been the best. In fact I was rooting for her the whole time. When I was 12 yrs old during the last election I nearly prayed everyday, "plz Murica have a female prez for once!" She would've whipped Romney's ass even harder. Hopefully in 2016 though....
It's always either Rep. or Dem. Shame, really. Definitely tiem for a third-party candidate vote. ;)
Um, relevance? Election's OVER. That's right, politicos, Tuesday came, and Tuesday went. Wednesday is here, and it's going to be Wednesday for about another four years, before the rest of the country pretends to take you political freaks seriously for about a week. That make sense?
And no, I didn't vote. Damn it, right! All that comparing your political enemies to zombies and nazis, and I still didn't waste my damn pretending to care....
Who would have thought that comparing your political rival to a nazi would have cut through my apathy and made me see you for the educated, mature adults that you really are.
See you in four years, guys. In the meantime, get a hobby or something.
I mean, I live in New Jersey, okay? We had a fucking hurricane over here, does that make sense?
I agree but a third party prez is never gonna happen :( Politics are all a load of bull that keeps the Repubs and Dems afloat with corporate sponsors, while other parties are cast aside and ignored because no one even bothers to vote for them and they don't have enough money to advertise and campaign on a large scale. There's no competition with the 2 big guns.
@charditoes20
AWW you didn't vote? That's such a devastating loss. I'm sure your vote would've changed the whole outcome of the election. America is mourning the fact that it's most popular citizen declined to vote. The world is horribly depressed.
Um and YES obviously the election is over you turd for brains, is it my fault this list got on the front page?!? I made it a LONG time ago, okay, back when Romney was actually relevant. By the way, it's not a zombie it's a MUNSTER. And I guess you're just too cool to care about politics, unlike freaks like me. You're just too badass to care about Medicare cuts, the unemployment rate and the fiscal cliff. Politics are for dum-dums! You are way too hip and awesome to care about issues relevant to society!
So if you chose not to vote, you have literally NO right to complain now. And boo hoo about the hurricane, how is that my fault or even relevant to your rant? Take some meds bro.
@alicewesker
Well, that's the definition of Magic Undies on Urban Dictionary. And bisexual Mormon? Dayum, that's new! I don't really have time to go and research the Mormon church, it's not exactly a fascinating topic. But I do apologize if I offended your religion, even though it's not really one I approve of but still. You'll notice I didn't bring up anything about him being Mormon because even though it's ridiculous, it is after all just a branch of Christianity and I do respect people's beliefs.
I loved no.27
"HE WANTS TO GET RID OF SESAME STREET AND BIG BIRD"
:D
Let me add reason no.31:
You are Canadian. I'm from Italy. We just CAN'T vote for him! No way! ;)
With Mitt it's kind of like some of these actresses with terrible dresses in the awards shows, Do they stop and look once in the mirror before they leave. Did Mitt listen to himself once and hear how ridiculous he sounded????Oh well, thanks anyhow...
Oh, and your thoughts about Hillary. Yeah, I'm not going to even go there but I'm not seeing her chances as being so good. Unless, of course, Texas does leave the union and the 21 other states that are expressing interest follow. That'll leave all the liberals in the bankrupt states scrambling to find ways to finance their socialist dreams. But I digress and I'm rambling...........