Funny Quotes - TV lines that make you laugh.

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rb6k Rank : 31	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 14:48 - I was on a friends facebook and i saw this quote which i figured would be great for starting the ball rolling on a quotes thread, its not a guess the quote thread, purely a thread for superb quotes that make you laugh. This one is from The BBC's "The Mighty Boosh" - "I mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, and then I pumped it all out through this shoe to give it that oaky timbre " There are better quotes there, but i just read this one n it made me laugh quite hard. Gimmie some more Listal.
chibiyusa Rank : 48	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 15:46 - I'm not sure how appropriate this is but I was watching Queer as Folk the other day and I found this especially funny. "Do you like Special K?" "It's okay I like Cheerios better." "I don't mean the kind you eat with bananas. My disco pharmacologist cooks this up for me." I'm sorry I can't think of any good ones at the moment, but I sure will be watching TV and keeping an ear out for any.
Vincent Valentine Rank : 229	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 15:47 - hmm I have a few but they were on the bbc
rb6k Rank : 31	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 16:46 - Im not really sure i understand that one Chibiyusa...might just be being a bit dumb though.
Prelude VIP Moderator Rank : 2	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 18:17 - lol @ chibiyusa Special K is slang for Ketamine, popular in some clubs over here. Its also a brand of plain grain cereal.
chibiyusa Rank : 48	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 20:12 - Oh yes... Sorry. My fault for naturally assuming everyone would know the popular scene drugs over here. >_> Well this is the FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD (from Monty Python's Flying Circus) "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput."
Zach Van of the sand Rank : 1423	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 20:17 - wtf i cant even read it
Wolf-Paw Rank : 107	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 20:20 - It is either German or some wierd rarely used language...... I don't remember...
chibiyusa Rank : 48	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 20:22 - sigh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM
Prelude VIP Moderator Rank : 2	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 20:26 - Daily Show and Colbert Report have classic lines. "How dare China send us all these lead toys. I mean, not every kid in America deserves to be poisoned!"
Wolf-Paw Rank : 107	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 24 20:29 - Lolz, so true Prelude, but most of us do(Basically, teenagers in general)
Grand Assault Rank : 13	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 25 4:26 - "I'd like to introduce the new girl, Donna, she's my lodger so she's my responsibility, not only is her dad a copper but he's a bloody big bloke as well so hands off..." "I've got something she can take down in evidence!" Laughter "Wanna receive some swollen goods love?" Laughter "Wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel!" "Get out". Classic from The Office.
Thilian Rank : 27	Posted : 2 weeks, 3 days ago at Apr 25 5:07 - I don't know how accurate a couple of these are, but they're from King of the Hill (an acquired taste) and said by Hank. He's so conservative and somehow I get him. "Religious extremist: 'The complacency of fools will destroy them.' Proverbs. "Hank: Get out of my house... Exodus." "'Happy Valentine's Day, Joseph. Love Bobby'? 'Hey hot stuff'? Bobby, you can't give this to Joseph." "I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County, I play it straight up, yo. You get the hell out of my 'hood. She's my ho now." "I can't vote for a man with a limp handshake." "Peggy likes a firm mattress, but I like extra firm. Maybe opposites attract after all."
GemLil Moderator Rank : 17	Posted : 2 weeks, 2 days ago at Apr 25 6:52 - sigh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM Chibi I love that sketch..especially Hitlers attempt at reply 'two peanunts were walking down the street..and one was a-salted....peanut'. Its one of my fav Python sketches probably after 'Upper Class Twit of the Year'. I like these ones from 'Peep Show' :Crunchy nut cornflakes are just frosties for wankers. :Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can face reality. and ;I still think we should serve at least one beer, people like beer ;People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you cant trust people Jeremy. P.S we have Special K in england; just not a Ketamin problem...coke, meth and heroine though..forget about it. Also some people have started sniffing cat urine, they call it 'cheesing'
Prelude VIP Moderator Rank : 2	Posted : 2 weeks, 2 days ago at Apr 25 7:03 - GA, the BBC 'The Office' is brilliant. Love that scene in particular. :) Do you watch the US version? I was scared they would fuck that series up, but its quite different than the british one and just as brilliant. Steve Carrel is a genius comic. Here's a clip from a recent episode: (everyone had to give notes to the boss, with a girl's phone number, so the boss can get back into dating scene) Michael: Okay. Wendy. "Hot and juicy redhead." I'll give this a try. [dials number] Woman: Wendy. Michael: Hello, Wendy. This is Kevin's friend, Michael. Woman: This.. isn't Wendy. Michael: Oh I'm sorry could you put her on please. Woman: Dude, this is a Wendy's resturant. Michael: Okay.. Okay...... Could I just have a Frosty and a baked potato please. Woman: You have to come to the restaurant to order food. Michael: Well I'll send somebody to pick it up. Just have it ready. Woman: It's ready now. Michael: Well put it aside. [hangs up phone quickly] or in same episode, he goes over to Oscar, the gay guy in the office: "Hello Oscar Meyer Wiener-lover. I bet, that you have a bunch of very liberal girl-type friends, who trust you implicitly, because they know you'd never touch them given your condition."
Voxy Moderator Rank : 12	Posted : 2 weeks, 2 days ago at Apr 25 7:48 - Meh... maybe this one only speaks to me... but really, it could apply to any show that's ever been on Fox or the WB: Courtney: You could totally tell she used to work on My So Called Life. Marcy: That was my favorite! I hope she does for Grosse Pointe what she did for that show. Hunter: What, get it cancelled? Marcy: No. Make it real, and relevant and poignant. Hunter: Yeah. Cancelled. - "Grosse Pointe"
Azathoth Rank : 189	Posted : 2 weeks, 2 days ago at Apr 25 21:19 - A few from my favorite cancelled how, Futurama : "This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!" "My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless." "Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder." "I hate the people that love me and they hate me."
Neo Rank : 654	Posted : 5 days, 12 hours ago at May 6 18:33 - "I hate the people that love me and they hate me." i dont get it.
Koji Rank : 1369	Posted : 4 days, 13 hours ago at May 7 17:06 - "Come back here! I can still fight!" "Your arms are on the ground!" "It's just a flesh wound." Monty pythons quest for the holy grail
Koji Rank : 1369	Posted : 4 days, 13 hours ago at May 7 17:08 - oh sorry about the double post but i just remembered this from king of the hill "He stole my purse!" "I don't know you!"
babyanni15 Rank : 19454	Posted : 2 days, 22 hours ago at May 9 8:19 - husband:hunny im home wife:yes(hidding next door neghbour in closet) husband:(enters bedroom opens curtins) wife:what are you home erly for? husband:ive just been premoted and that gimp next doors been fired for not turning up for work.apparently hes sleeping with his neghbours wife neighbour:what fired?!! husband:(yes and your dumped) wife:yes i want a divorce(to neghbour) i need support from a man with money (hugs husband) husband:i want a divorce and your nicked for biggamy (later on)sue i love you im glad to be rid of her

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