Twilight

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Lord_Takeemishadan Rank : 6637	Posted : 5 months, 1 week ago at Jun 2 11:38 - What do ya'll think about twilight. Who would ya'll choose Vampire or Werewolve
edwardsheroin Rank : 202	Posted : 5 months, 1 week ago at Jun 2 12:22 - First to write...what an honour...I am a fanpire, so I love unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight. And I'd want to be a vampire, of course. Me loves Edward:X:X: But I love Rob more;))
PvtCaboose91 Rank : 20	Posted : 5 months, 1 week ago at Jun 2 22:24 - Going to be honest... Stephanie Meyer has defamed the honourable species of vampires and werewolves by writing an erotica series that is basically a wimpy Emo version of Underworld. The characters are one-dimensional and either needy or condescending. Bella is annoyingly stupid, and Edward is over-protective and interfering. It's a a supernatural romance in which both the supernatural and romance elements feel rushed, unformed and insufficiently motivated. The story may be interesting, but Meyer's writing is awful. It's a shallow, DULL series aimed at dateless tweens and lonely college gals.
Devious Phenomenon Rank : 141	Posted : 5 months, 1 week ago at Jun 3 13:59 - Wow PVT, I've found my rolemodel :D Also, for the version of Underworld, you forgot disneyfied. Vampires do NOT sparkle, it COMPLETELY contradicts and destroys the Vampire as both a species NOT Tampered with to a piece of crap by pop culture (thanks Steph for killing my childhood memories of vampires, I'll be sure to right a very very dark vampire story to get over your scarring on me) it also completely makes the vampire an inferior species, sparkling completely destroys the very thing that makes a vampire so interesting, it's haunting agility and stealth, it's aura as a predator. She basically took one of the coolest and most creatures in the fantasy realms and made it into a fairy with sharp teeth. That's like putting a frog outfit on a cat and calling it a dinosaur! you don't do it! Not only that, the book did a fine job of butchering it, but let me say, the movie made an even bigger atrocity with the low budget attempt at good effects, Fail. Epic Fail. In short, I'd choose the real vampire, which would enjoy toying with twilight vampires, evicerating them and using their intestines to hang them with, they'd of committed suicide anyways, I just got to them first. Why give them the satisfaction of dying at their own hands and taking my right to kill the very thing that killed a part of me? In fact, I don't even need to be a vampire, I could be a human with a freaking dillinger(the peashooter of guns) you sparkle, you're about as hard to hit as a freaking brick wall. Wallow in your filth that is Twilight.
PvtCaboose91 Rank : 20	Posted : 5 months, 1 week ago at Jun 3 18:05 - Devious, your post is 100% spot-on. Glad my harsh words were to your liking :D No idea why, but I decided to waste a few minutes of my life watching the New Moon trailer. It just provided me with additional ammunition for my ravings about how much the series sucks in any form. If you want to see a vampire movie done correctly, you MUST check out Let the Right One In. That Swedish gem is Twilight done correctly. Brutal genre shocks, a beautifully moving story, great acting, surprisingly original... It's superb. And it has already been targeted for a US remake (sigh) with Matt Cloverfield Reeves at the helm (bigger sigh). Hehehe...I like this picture:
Devious Phenomenon Rank : 141	Posted : 5 months, 1 week ago at Jun 3 20:46 - Eh, sounds like I'd be better off watching the original rather then americanized XD Rather not watch some butchery America put together half assed. That's what cartoons are for. Haha, you know that warm tingling feeling you get when you've just sacked an entire fanbases idol? God I love that feeling. :) it's very nice
PvtCaboose91 Rank : 20	Posted : 5 months, 1 week ago at Jun 4 10:18 - Haha, you know that warm tingling feeling you get when you've just sacked an entire fanbases idol? God I love that feeling. :) it's very nice I get said feeling every single time Edward Cullen or Harry Potter comes up XD And yes, do check out the original Swedish version of Let the Right One In. I imagine Hollywood will cram it with cheese and a few talentless child actors shivvers at the thought.
Devious Phenomenon Rank : 141	Posted : 5 months ago at Jun 4 17:37 - Just be glad Disney can't get it's grubbypaws on it, else it'd be worse,I'drather watch every botched hollywood movie in history rather then one of those cheesy sugarcoated pieces of shit.
Homicidal Rave Rank : 2029	Posted : 5 months ago at Jun 5 15:58 - Wow, you guys are mean. I LIKES it! >:D Twilight is overrated. And it's crap. Complete and utter failure, in its most heightened form. Hello, reality check! If they were real, vampires would not sparkle. As D.P. (did you deliberately make it so your initials were that of Dr. Pepper?) so eloquently put it, it destroys the very image of vampires. I haven't even bothered to waste my time watching the New Moon trailer. I mean, if you're going to make a movie, use people who at least resemble the characters!! Dakota Fanning is playing the vampire Jane! Dakota Fanning is BLONDE, people! Jane was a brunnete! Jesus! On a somewhat off-topic note; Twilight should not have fanbase. The sappy Twilight fans in the world are bad enough separately. They should NEVER be allowed to congregate together. Ever.
Devious Phenomenon Rank : 141	Posted : 5 months ago at Jun 5 19:38 - (OMG My initials are DP!!! YES!!! AWESOME!!!! DP is the best soda ever) I loved that last part XD. Stupid obsessions can handled in small doses, pile them in one spot and you have suicide inducing conversations... It's called pop culture(Not as in Popular, as in Pop, like the music). Blonde=Hot, Brunette=Boring, Pop culture is for the intellectually inefficient, too dependent to have some form of individuality and yet too stubborn to admit how idiotically dependent they are. The music is sometimes good (Excluding the extremely well known ones, they all stink) but the culture that came with it is almost,if not just as bad as Bling Rap culture. Both deserve to rot in a hole in my opinion. The book managed to win oversome of my respect in that if the chick burns all this Twilight bullshit and does some real writing, she's got great potential as a teenage novel writer. Mostly for chicks, but still she'sgot potential. Now, potential has nothing to do with skill,right now she's terrible, she won't get any better until Twilight is dead for good. She has three choices: Kill Twilight and Move On, Write More Bullshit, or Stop Writing. I love how Stephen King attacked her :D
Homicidal Rave Rank : 2029	Posted : 5 months ago at Jun 6 6:02 - I don't care what people's hair colours are. It's hair. It doesn't matter. And EXCUSE ME, I am a brunette and I am not boring. I hope. My friends say that I'm one of the most fun people they know. Eat that, pop culture. I love how Stephen King attacked her :D I cannot agree more! Steven King is one of my favorite authors. He deserves a cookie XD
Devious Phenomenon Rank : 141	Posted : 5 months ago at Jun 6 7:42 - @Ayame: Sure, haven't you always wonder why so many people dye their hair blonde? it's because that's what's consideredI guess... In now. Pop culture is extremely shallow, they are completely materialistic. Pop culture is the reason for the term "Things aren't as pretty on the inside" Anyways, back to Twilight
joanne Rank : 11274	Posted : 4 months, 3 weeks ago at Jun 20 6:17 - no trying to brust anyones bubble ..but twilight is so lame it... the vampires in underworld are so much better but if you ask me emmet is the best who is your fav..
DarthKarl Rank : 1216	Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago at Jun 27 18:49 - Twilight is the worst slagy garbage to ever be foisted upon the literary theme of vampirism. It is sooooooooooooooooooooo LAME.
Devious Phenomenon Rank : 141	Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago at Jun 27 19:41 - Well said lol
Homicidal Rave Rank : 2029	Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago at Jun 27 22:38 - I concur. But, anyway; another thing I'd like to add: When my mom bought the Twilight series, she read all of the books and gave them to me to read. I read the first book...and burned them all as soon as possible. I got in a lot of trouble for this, but it was SO worth not having those pieces of shit in my home anymore. Everything I currently know about Twilight is because of my mother talking about it. Honestly, when she said she loved the books..I think I died a bit inside.
Deleted Rank : 44557	Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago at Jun 28 16:15 - Who in the hell says "Ya'll"? I'm just saying.
Devious Phenomenon Rank : 141	Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago at Jun 28 20:40 - lol, I'll type it, but I can't say it, I crack up and start making a southern accent lmao. It's just something that I cannot do.
Deleted Rank : 44557	Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago at Jun 30 12:19 - You're not the only one. Haha
Homicidal Rave Rank : 2029	Posted : 4 months ago at Jul 9 0:49 - I only say it when I'm feeling lazy. :P
Deleted Rank : 44557	Posted : 3 months, 4 weeks ago at Jul 13 15:12 - I would choose to be a vampire over a werewolf any day!