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Tee Hee - Ok its not Media related, but it is hilarious!

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RB6K




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Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at Apr 29 17:51 -



And if you like that, someone beneath posted this story.



Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

*~Ally Marie~*




Rank : 3066

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at Apr 29 18:01 -

Omg!!
Ha thats funny:p

Headshot_Lando




Rank : 2784

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at Apr 29 18:05 -

Oh, man... you would have to be REEEEEALLY small to be able to be swallow by a hippo.
Either that, or the hippo has been injected with too many growth hormones.

Devious Phenomenon




Rank : 141

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at Apr 29 18:12 -

Lmao... are these truly real? lmao

Seriously, 42 midgets against a lion? C'mon...
well, if they're fighting bare handed, then duh they lost, but if they had clubs they should have won >.> considering 2 normal people could fight a lion with clubs

RB6K




Rank : 36

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at Apr 29 18:34 -

DP - Care to make a bet? You and the Listal user of your choice, with 2 clubs, vs a lion.

Devious Phenomenon




Rank : 141

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at Apr 29 19:40 -

^^ Alright, I'll pick you the RB lmao :D
I think we'll have no problem

(Plus, I never said the specifics for a lion, never said how old how big or the weight or anything :P, still wanna make that bet XD)

RB6K




Rank : 36

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at Apr 29 20:00 -

If thats your choice so be it. I'll stand outside the ring until you look like you need help. The bet was vs the Lion in the above story.

Devious Phenomenon




Rank : 141

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at Apr 29 20:09 -

Lmao, well I thank you for actually bothering to help when I'd need it,
rofl half of my friends'd just walk away and go to sleep XD

And nvm, I take that back, I wouldn't go against an African full grown lion on my own lol

Vincent Valentine




Rank : 151

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at Apr 30 13:30 -

Lets face it midgets versus a lion it was obvious what was gonna happen.

Xeil




Rank : 922

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at Apr 30 16:26 -

Yep, nothing more than snacks lining up to be eaten.
go lion.

LUV_BUG




Rank : 9847

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at May 1 14:15 -

wow thats is so sad poor midgets

Homicidal Rave




Rank : 2029

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at May 1 14:27 -

Oh no, the midgets die!

One of my friends is a midget! Remind me never to let him near a lion!

Vincent Valentine




Rank : 151

Posted : 6 months, 1 week ago at May 4 8:51 -

I say throw him to the one at the zoo video it and put it youtube. Some people would view it for sure.

already710




Rank : 37682

Posted : 6 months ago at May 11 20:51 -

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silent killer




Rank : 158

Posted : 6 months ago at May 11 22:27 -

Tee Hee - Ok its not Media related, but it is hilarious!
relax a little, will you. There's a reason why Lain, Goddess of the Internet, created the General Discussion forum.

Oh, man... you would have to be REEEEEALLY small to be able to be swallow by a hippo.
Either that, or the hippo has been injected with too many growth hormones.
Have you never seen a hippo? They are absolutely massive. Even I could probably fit halfway in its mouth.

Grand Assault




Rank : 5

Posted : 6 months ago at May 12 4:10 -

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp

BUSTED.

Grand Assault




Rank : 5

Posted : 6 months ago at May 12 4:11 -

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp

BUSTED.

PvtCaboose91




Rank : 20

Posted : 5 months, 4 weeks ago at May 14 12:24 -

Try this one:



Us men can learn from this guinea pig!

Vincent Valentine




Rank : 151

Posted : 5 months, 3 weeks ago at May 17 11:38 -

Lol yeah I read about that in the south wales argus lol.

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Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago at Jul 2 3:59 -

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silent killer




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Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago at Jul 2 14:46 -

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checkme




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Posted : 3 months, 3 weeks ago at Jul 15 1:32 -

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canonpowershotuser




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Posted : 3 months, 3 weeks ago at Jul 15 3:26 -

What the??? Are these even real? ROTFLOFL!

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Posted : 3 months ago at Aug 4 21:36 -


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