"Percy the persimmon
I’ve never had a persimmon, but after playing Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, I felt the urge to buy persimmons for the sole purpose of chopping them up, throwing them in a blender, microwaving them until they exploded, etc. Percy the persimmon may be the absolute most annoying sidekick in the history of video games. The bumbling buffoon falls down and drops your items, throws away items without permission, and just plain loses items throughout the game. Hey Percy,"