"I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king, and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia"
I don't even know why this game is so awesome?
It's basically a parody of all the Otome Dating Sims existing. You're a girl that attends a school for doves and are presented with 6 beautiful birds, one of them soon to be your lover. And actually you don't do that much in the game. And still it is so addicting.