"December 22, 2009
(as Salmi from The Home of Dark Butterflies (I think?))
It was a nice summer day and we were outside playing with two cute puppies.
September 29, 2009
I was in the backseat of an expensive car with two guys whose faces I couldn't see at first. I started flirting with one of them and he turned out to be Eminem. The other guy — who turned out to be Eero Milonoff — wanted to kick Eminem's ass for having it off with his girlfriend so Eminem took off. I tried to "